This battle goes harder then I expected. Holy shit

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1II5CaEKS6ghWX62845JCtVyu9RP6n85PSvqSYRMfhZc/edit
AlaskanSam as Giovanni
swizkii as Tom Nook
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64 and Dani Frias
Additional help from ThatTacoGod and Eddiefrb
Mixed by GlitchDude
Beat by Ihaksi
Thumbnail by Trakked
Hint for next battle: imma be real nothing else is super close to being done in terms of a new audio but maybe a video to an old battle within the month or so will be a thing???

Giovanni vs. Tom Nook

Happy Holidays yo.

Written & edited by: CreeperPasta
Mixed by: Masteredit
Light as: Santa Claus
MetaMachine as: Melchior
SpideyFam as: Gaspar
ShadowZel as: Baltazar

Santa Claus: (0:24)
Ho Ho Ho! Now let's get down to business!
I checked once, I checked twice. You're all three on my diss list
Now tell me, you group of misfits;
What are you gonna do y'all three against the almighty Father Christmas?
I've faced many challenges, but… The Three Stooges from the Bible?
Even Pepsiman was a better choice of a rival
You should take out your texts to write these new holy verses
"Play nice before I spit facts like your god gave people curses."

Three Wise Kings: (0:48)
Dashing through the snow, on a one-horse open sleigh
Our journey was interrupted by a man with overweight
Between the trespassing and allegations, I can't tell which is worse
Put aside the cookies and milk; you're gonna eat those words.
We follow a path for our lord and saviour in need
You claim to be a saint, yet you use Christmas for your greed
Children have to be nice just for pieces of plastic? Come on!
I've seen better delivery from a drone of Amazon
God told us he ain't happy with that factory of yours
I'm pretty sure nothing jolly is happening behind closed doors.
We're royalty, yet humble. Only blessed by our lord
Your biggest act presence is a fat, sweaty guy at the mall
You fill children with expectation, then bring socks and Poly Station
If I see you near my home, I'mma call the police station
Our gifts have more value than anything you have at your store.
Gold! Incense! Myrrh! Now tell us, what have you brought?

Santa Claus: (1:37)
I have presents within me! I have cheer, I have toys! 
You only targeted a baby, I focus on all the girls and boys
I also have a gift for you, is a piece of my wisdom too:
Next time, you should choose better at what kind of king you should listen to.
(Singing) Santa Claus, on his sleigh! Jingle all the way!
I'm celebrated worldwide, you only have Spain! (Only Spain? Wow!)
Yes, and guess what? We're not so different after all
From the letters, cookies, milk, even the fat guys on the mall!
You do what I've been doing for years! Oh my heavens!
Mrs. Claus! Heat the oven! We're getting served sloppy seconds!
I can go to all people's homes in just a couple of hours
These wizards disappoint me. Minus 10 points for Hogwarts
You follow a shooting star? You should fly away like Rudolf
Because my Christmas cheer can sure beat any trick you pull off

Three Wise Kings: (2:25)
We follow a shooting star, yet your future ain't looking bright.
Jingle the bell twice if you think you're playing Walter White.
When it comes to bringing the heat, you should shut your mouth.
Down below your floors, the North Pole is heading South.
You don't seem to taste the feeling. This Coke product was watered down
Since when it comes to the poor, Santa ain't coming to their town
That said, we've had enough. Let's put an end to this fight.
We wish you all a Merry Christmas, and of course, a good night!

Santa Claus vs The Three Wise Kings - Rap Assault!

Thumbnail by M!CAH

JesseBox as Spooky
https://youtube.com/channel/UCb6Gxnbj2fJs5n_Pug9x0gQ

VinnyO as BRVR
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbv0_MM2Hp8wtC8iZaT0fqw

Written by Cri 
Additional help: Nooby

Flowtest by Cri
Mixed by jort

Beat by Trunxks
https://trunxksbeatz.com

Beat edited by Cri

Art by Nooby and Shnuzzelzz

Spooky (0:24-0:48)
Hello I am Spooky, scaring you will be my duty
Sit down, take some notes cause i know your story’s fluky
Now listen up newbie, cause you’re just kooky and unruly 
So let’s take a peek at you, Pikachu, and show you who’s truly spooky
A soul may wonder an endless maze
But your soul wonders for endless days
To go and break your game’s own code
And force your hate through twisted ways
To see your trainer’s loving gaze is something you don't really know
And it's something you never will, anyway jus-just go…


BRVR (0:49-1:37)
A sickly slacker slasher wants to serve me in this strife
Spooks should summon her simple specimens to try not to die a second time
So check the timeline, you’re sure to find on how your life went out of control 
But don’t worry Spooky I’m already used to killing some lost souls
Seems Kira couldn’t have managed to make a more broken game
if they took your entire story and made it all one in the same
But they couldn’t save your name causing your series to Lag
Pocketing other people’s concepts. Just let the cat out the bag
A slave in the afterlife your purgatory should’ve been apparent 
Tried to build a story on yourself but it was just as transparent
Cause you only gained your ghostly feats because father’s PTSD
So I’ll send you back down beneath, but for that you’d want a DLC
Father wanted you to be compliant, while mother just hung there dying
“Where is she?” forever silent because you were busy playing and hiding 
Say goodbye daddy was trying. Locked in a doll house where you stay crying
But think you scare me with your rhyming? BRVR KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE LYING!

Spooky (1:38-2:14)
You just keep on going don’t you. A fleshy little live one in need of some treatment. 
Act like aggressive vehement is such an achievement since your loved one left you in a state of bereavement.
Spent years under the bed, no wonder you make the readers fall asleep
Tried too keep us hooked with graphic scenes, but we’re still catching Pikachu Doll Z’s 
But explain how it was that your story went on as a carbon copy
Relied on shocking readers, but you lost succeeders by ripping off others sloppily
You revive your Dead Channel just so you could kill it off again 
Being left with a partner with whom you’re unable to make amends
But then your hate started to extend, to others who couldn’t defend
Because you often seem to tend like your world is yours to bend
Once was loved more than a friend, but that was brought to an end
Trapped a trainer with your trauma. Indeed you’d make a fine specimen

BRVR: (2:14-2:38)
Daddy went and left for war when you were barely just a toddler 
All alone for him to come back and he started chugging bottles 
White cat spitting so much nonsense. What's it all about?
“Be part of something” as just another number on his kill count
You were left there to die along with your relevance 
Stole your schtick off SCP, became a new type of pestilence
Put on your mask of the red death like your life I’m done
Screw your thousand doors the gate to hell will be your final one

Spooky vs BRVR - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. JesseBoxVO & VinnyO)

IMSCARED  vs. Ever Dream This Man? - Royale Rap battle!

Spidey Fam as Whiteface.AVI

Chao as Ever Dream This Man? 

Art by Nooby & 01Tyler10 

Written by King ducky

Writing assistance from M&Mattie

Flow test by Cri

Beat edited by Raisu Battle

Mixed by Jort

Cover Art by M&Mattie  

Beat prod. Audio network 

IMSCARED: (0:25)
Hello there, This Man, *pause* let's play a game 
try to figure out how fans think this low life is real (heh)
When the creator of this fad was *slight sigh* insane
Your just an average Joe I don't get the appeal 

Listening about this thing is tiring, call you the bore man
your creator's poor plan got exposed by 4chan 
Keep this creep away from children especially with that smile, ouch.
The only thing I'm scared of in this reality are those eyebrows 

I know you will choke when I go for your throat, disses are cutting
Enter my labyrinth, filled with mannequins, it's maddening, you aren't running 
This joke of a hoax was made for dough it shows, the room begins darkening 
You look like if Costanza went bananas, now that's Guerrilla Marketing

You don't look very eye appealing and you claim to be God?
You blamed a child for your actions: literally killing his dog 
Considering Slenderman, my guess is this white person can rap like flooshy
I've ended EddiedFRB, leaving them as unknown as their movie (hehehe)

Ever Dream This Man: (1:30)
So this game you want me to play is a duel in the form of song? 
Guess I'll place this .txt in the trash where it belongs
This Minecraft texture pack better pack some better graphics 
That verse was almost as annoying as your game's constant crashes 

A floating png doesn't make me feel uneasy 
Creative seemingly but it gets even sadder
That even the (the the) fans of yours agree 
that you don't seem creepy and compare you to gaster 

So shut up, i'm disgusted and annoooooyed too
Like your eyeballs and the player I want to a-voooooid you  
This depressed mess best give up, there's advice for you, okie dokes?
Won't need a pulsating heart to know doki doki did your shtick better ya jokey joke


IMSCARED: (2:18)
This trend came to an end quick and thousands haven't missed it
This misfit is barely a cryptid, many still don't know it even existed 
Your creator was a marketer riddled with greed and corruption 
Putting this head into people heads, it's time you meet your comeuppance 

So I'll delete this x - file easily, you could never best me
You are just a drawing, explains why you look so sketchy...

Ever Dream This Man: (2:42)
Really, that's all? Don't make This Man yawn
Your verse is like your updated game, it drags on
You rely on cheap jumpscares, you definitely aren't scarier
Had this girl in your life and it seems that ugly mug buried her

Torturing because your depressed? That's a lame playmate
Your game gets boring fast with that repetitive gameplay 
Night is approaching, don't want me near? Then try to stay up
Must be dreaming if you think you'll ever get anyones flower *pause* WAKE UP

IMSCARED vs. Ever Dream This Man? - Royal Rap battle! [ft. Spidey Fam & Chao]

Self Deprecation - Single

Self Deprecation

YT Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCBKR0y0KG4


Chaotic Rap Battles as Vegeta 

EDXBeats as Stephen Hawking


Vegeta 1
It’s Vegeta, the Saiyan elite and I’ll spray with no pretense
I gave Elaine a Big Bang, she gave up tail, no prehen’
And you can’t really step to me considering your condition
When my wife is fine, you need a stripper to get some women
I’ve got Grade A Flow
You look like great ape though
Black is all I saw when I went inside Jane’s gaped hole
And speaking of beatings, like the one that I’m giving verbally
Elaine’s to be the murderer and you’re to be the murderee
Yeah your wife beats you, but can you beat Goku?
No dude, women ignore you because they loathe you
So he dies to my galick gun as I roast dude
Another brilliant scientist sent to the holy ghost too

Stephen Hawking:
I’m confused as to why they put me up to Fry
A side character, you couldn’t outrap Bill Nye
I explain black holes, you race got clapped last night
But I’ll make you repeat the Namek saga when you fucking die
How’d you get out rapped by a low class
With your broke ass
No swag
Lost your tail, oh that’s so sad
Stomp you out eighteen times, that’s a throw back
I’d tell you to go and get your dad but you can’t go back

Vegeta
My name is Vegeta, and I’m from Vegeta
My dad’s name’s Vegeta and I have a big eon
DID YOU HEAR ME BITCH? I’M VEGETA THE STRONGEST SUPER SAIYAN
WATCH ME GETTING STRONGER AND HAVING A BIG EON
I am ready to destroy you like if i was a MAGNESIA
CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO LEAVE YOU ALONE ON TUNISIA
Watch me kicking your ass with my KAEMEHAMEHA!
And I have a Fortnite skin, you can SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS, HA
Your IQ’s high, but you're not streetwise
Gonna knock you off your chair and leave you fucking paralyzed
Your wheelchair won't save you, and your brain won't do the trick,
Cuz I'll show you real power, and bitch you'll feel it quick
You're just a fucking cripple, and you can't even stand
I'll wipe you out with a single wave of my hand
Stephen, you're trapped in that chair, and you’re unable to roam
But I'll give you a front-row seat to witness my throne


Stephen Hawking
My wheelchair may be a symbol of my disability, 
But it doesn't define me, it's just an accessory.
And you think your arrogance is gonna take you really far
Your power may be high, but it's a temporary star
When you blew up Arlia you should’ve put the breaks on it
I’d say we’re gucci like the shirts with the snakes on it
Better know you’re an idiot when you and Goku sparred
You call yourself a prince, but you’re more like a retard

Epic Rap Batles - Season 2

Vegeta vs Stephen Hawking - Rap Battle (feat. Chaotic Rap Battles and EDXBeats)

This was a custom instrumental produced by Freshy Kanal. It was finished, but ultimately scrapped because it was very difficult to write over and didn't quite have the groove present in the final instrumental.

Dated January 2023

(SCRAPPED) SpongeBob SquarePants vs Captain Underpants - Old Instrumental

The demo track I recorded for SpongeBob SquarePants vs Captain Underpants.

(In case you were curious - yes, some vocals from the demo's first verse were used in the final recording.)

Dated May 2023

SpongeBob SquarePants vs Captain Underpants - Eddie's Demo

birthday surprise :eyes:
Fightmarker as Annoying Orange
SuperDuper24 as OJ Simpson
Written by Fightmarker, and DaneBoe
Beat by Dan Skinner
Mixed by Fightmarker, and also DaneBoe
Video 👀

Rap Battle! 
OJ Simpson!

OJ: 
Yeah I’d just like this orange here…and maybe those gloves back there too

Cashier:
Okay, would you like a rap with that sir?

OJ:
A bag? Sure.

Cashier:
No, a rap. 

OJ:
What

Cashier:
Like a rap battle.

OJ:
What’s up?

Cashier:
okay…you’re gonna rap battle this orange

OJ:
Uh wh-okay

Annoying Orange:
Hey OJ, Hey! Rapping isn’t very fitting
the only bars you should know are the ones inside a prison 
Fuck this blood and gore guy, he doesn’t have fortnite
Remind you of evidence when my rhymes cut like your KNIFE
Hahahahaha get it? Because he killed his wife
Like somebody switch the channel from NFL to CSI
Damn bro, the only time an OJ joke kills
How ironic, a killer in the Buffalo Bills



OJ
I’m Orenthal James Simpson, and those allegations are a hoax 
They only call me the Juice cause you know I got the flow!
I applaud Mr. Orange’s team but they all better rush out
Cause since 2010 Daneboe has never scored touchdowns
Hall of Famer, Movie Star, Athlete and nothing else
Late Night Show appearances, and the best in the NFL
My fame knocks down any man, compared to me you’re just a snack
Cause I’ll be forever be known as The Bills’ greatest running back

Annoying Orange
Running back? Maybe running back to your mansion 
After eating McDonalds and giving your wife some McStabbings
This is me vs your knife like an ERBoKitchenry
Check out his new book: If I did kill the beat
Kids left when you made your wife coated crimson
You’re the worst Family Guy since Homer Simpson
OJ Simpson, nice fucking verse
Can you do this “Do what?” Not be a fucking murderer
you’re dumb if you didn’t or you’re not a good liar
Your thought process when writing was slower than your hostage’s tires
and you wanna know why I didn’t mention anything else you did
Because before that trial in ‘95 did you really even do shit? 

OJ
I don’t know what you’re talking about, hold on I gotta take this
Hello? “I know you did it” oh fuck goddammit shit
You’re so fucking annoying, can you mind your own business 
You know what, fuck you, yes Orange I did it
And what are you gonna do about it you’re a fucking fruit dude 
I could kill you right now and you still wouldn’t get clicks on Youtube
You had a viral vid, raising to the top, you were soarin’ 
Then everyone moved on to the next trend but that’s just Clockwork Orange
sitting on the ranks of Fred, one tweet and I’m back in the public eyes
It’s like you said KNIFE to your whole damn channel and watched it all fucking die
in just 2 minutes I confessed to everything son 
So yeah the runningback is running over your reruns


Annoying Orange 
Hey OJ, Hey OJ, Guess What?!

OJ:
What 

Annoying Orange:
FBI!

*FBI Storm the supermarket and arrest OJ Simpson on the spot as he screams in agony*

Annoying Orange vs OJ Simpson. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Hello and welcome to my second official rap battle in a series of many to come. We have two dimwitted fellows named Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh) and Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants) who are going to duke it out in this epic rap battle. Enjoy!

CAST
Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga: aubs
Patrick Star: jort

PRODUCTION
Art and thumbnail by aubs
Beat prod. by Kustom
Written by jordy and aubs

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OSAKA
An American! There’s an American among us! (woooow!)
This fish should join Team Sea Slugs!
Ah can see that yer’ mind is an enigma…
But its machinations are on a different spectrum! (yup!)
In the past, we would’ve seen eye-to-eye
But then you switched up and had to go CGi! 
Ah think I nailed this rap thing, like you boarded yer’ head in!
Ohh.. you’re supposed to be hard-headed! I get it!

PATRICK
Heyyy, who you callin’ hard-head? (uhhh)
Yeah, I’m bored! From the words you said (oh snap)
I have until four to finish up these disses
Let’s make this quick, I’m no ordinary starfish, kid
I’m a shining star; a real Ocean Man! (yeah!)
While this knucklehead couldn’t pass one exam!
Your head must be up high in the clouds with all those daydreams
I wouldn’t be surprised if you were smokin’ all that seaweed!

OSAKA
Heyy, you got it all wrong! Not all Osakan folk are…

PATRICK
..Are this bad at songs?

OSAKA
No, no, I’m good at this riddle stuff..

PATRICK
Uhhh… why don’t you prove it then, huh?

(Osaka: ahh… okay! ^w^)

OSAKA
This star can’t match to Sataa Andagiiiii
Couldn’t even buy a Sataa Andagiiiii
At least my show knew when to quit!
You became more watered down than my handkerchief!
OH MAI GAH! Your family got replaced!
FLOW IS WASHED! Your charisma got erased!
Split ya clean in half like chopsticks, call ya Rick!
(MY NAME’S NOT RIIIICK!!) Seems that Rick is fat pissed!

PATRICK
GRRRRRR IT’S PATRICK!!!!
And I got a phat diss for this melon addict
This ugly barnacle should take better care of herself
Your creator took your intellect and pushed it somewhere else
(Leedle leedle lee) I excel at mayonnaise, 
You suck at the flute and no one remembers your name
Just like fireworks, this blew up in your face
I’m done with this wumbo! You’re again in last place!

Osaka vs. Patrick - Rap Battle!

Writing by: TomPuffs

Additional help by: CyanCoat, Egomanic, MidgeCat, Grasman, 

Art by: TomPuffs

MidgeCat as: Spamton G. Spamton

Grasman as: Saul Goodman

Mixing by: Trakked

Beat: Mad Hatter 2 by Tone Jonez

Thumbnail by: TomPuffs

Special Thanks to: Ethan, 3ple, Elizakin, Nooby, ItsNugget, Teimunity, Egomanic, TheMonarchy, Dilly, Quizzique, Korekitten, Azia, TheyCallMeCri, JesseBoxVO, Colethecole, Alex M, RNG, M&Mattie, Littleflecks, and CornCob7178.

Spamton G Spamton:

HE-HEY EVERYB0DY, IT’S [Spamton G. Spamton]!
SEEMS LIKE TH1S [Slimeball] WAS LEFT ALL ABANDONED
BY H1S [Loved ones], HE LEFT EVERYBODY M1SERABLE
[Don’t believe what you see on TV! This man is a criminal!]

SPEAKING OF TV, L00KS L1KE ALL I SEE,
ARE COMMERCIALS THAT AREN’T EVEN [High-Definition Quality]!
THE GREEN’S [Leaking through] AND I DON’T MEAN [Record Profits]
LEAVE U GREY WHEN I PUT S0ME [Bars] BEHIND THIS [Convict]

U L0ST C0NTR0L OF UR L1FE, THERE’S [Nothing] THAT CAN HELP U
CONSTANTLY SL1PP1N’ BY LIKE THE [Scammers!] DADDY LET THRU
EX1T PREMATURELY: THAT’S MY VERY [Specil Offer]!
I’M THE P0STMAN, UR N0T EVEN [Kevin Costner?]

Saul Goodman:

Hi, I’m Saul Goodman! Your disses need work,
But that’s about what I expected from a dwarf gone berserk.
You talk about passing bars? I don’t think you could pass this.
You had one bit of fame, and then it all came down crashing!

If you got a deal to make, bud, I think you’re out of luck.
Don’t need a vacuum repair card when you already suck!
Products are literal trash, but I wanna know how,
The Jigsaw Puppet ended up bunkin’ with Oscar the Grouch!

Er-you’re just a has-been, constantly causin’ a racket,
Even with how you talk, you can’t face me on a bracket!
You’re incomprehensible, it leaves me appalled,
But if you need someone to talk for you: BETTER CALL SAUL!

Spamton G Spamton:

UR [Slippin’, Jimmy]! IT SEEMS U HAD NOTHING TO SAY
UR TAKING THE P1SS LIKE IT’S [Davis and Main]
WELL SCREW YOU [Albuquerque!] I SP1T COLD L1KE A TH0RN RING!
MAKE A SN0WGRAVE S0 NO ONE IS LEFT [Mourning]

Saul Goodman:

Now that’s what the kids would call an epic fail!
I thought you’d be a lightner, you look deathly pale.
You’re just the email guy, I’ll make like a hyperlink: block it!
Your customers are the same as your stocks: dropping!

Spamton G Spamton:

I’M T1RED MCGILL, UR LEAVING ME PISSED OFF!
I’D G0 TO UR [Hochi Mama!] SH0W HER I’M A [Big Shot!]
PRETEND U FELT [Nothing], BUT U C0ULDN’T [Come to terms]
THAT UR BROTHER WENT OUT LIKE [Oh, help me! It burns!]

[Top-rated salesman] S0 U KN0W I’M THE BEST!
DO U [Wish to contest?] THEN U CAN [Die like the rest]
N0W [Watch me fly, Mama!] [Best rapper since ‘97!]
[Take a vacation straight to hell] AS I GAZE INT0 [Heaven]

Saul Goodman:

Objection, your honour. I have to confess to a crime:
That I’m about to cut the strings when I’m killing the mic
Making death threats that you couldn’t follow through? PLEASE!
My crew could send you on an acid trip, straight to Belize!

You had nothing to live for until you met Kris!
Yeah, you could load a disk, but you can’t load a diss!
You were once a big shot, but now you’re left all alone!
The win is ringing, but I’m the one who’ll pick up the phone

IMSCARED vs. Ever Dream This Man? - Royal Rap battle! [ft. Spidey Fam & Chao]

King ducky

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