Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors.

Featuring christlover2000 (of Girls Talk 0:20), stained hanes (718TV [1:25, 1:01:05]), Monthus Birwa (5:00), JAW (7:55), Jamie (9:35), FALSTAFFE (10:40, 1:12:00), Berthold (12:25), BLAUERGEIST! (13:25), Tony Sadprano (Drascolav [23:30, 30:30]), Eternal Dillards (26:20), LIAM (31:00), Sexist Housecat (Just Regular Housecat [37:40]), Town Arsonist (41:10), D.E. (43:45), The Surfing Violinist (45:30), John Dios (music also by John Dios [47:50]), Jargon (56:30), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [1:07:30])

5 - WAR

GHOST JAIL GOES TO SCHOOL

Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors.

Featuring The Grinch (0:25), Monthus Birwa (2:30), CrownedCaribou (5:15), NeoconRemover (8:30, 39:45, 1:11:05), Steppy (8:35), Grift Shop(10:25), D.E. (11:10), Chairman of Swag Xi Jinping (Real_Xi_Jinping [15:20]), Thaddeus Russell (20:10, 40:00), Birdarchist (TLEbirdarchist 23:45), stained hanes (718TV [27:35]), Eternal Dillards (36:40), Sexist Housecat (Just Regular Housecat [58:25]), Zach Langley (1:00:55), Cotton (cottonarchist [1:13:30]), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [1:15:50])

7 - SCHOOL

WANDER THE HALLS OF THE BERTO CENTER WITH ALL YOUR FAVORITE BOYS. EXPLORE THE CITY SURROUNDING. DRINK THE PISS. GULP IT RIGHT DOWN.

Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, Ilych, and Ortant Aper

Featuring stanwarecook (5:50), Monthus Birwa (9:00), Sexist Housecat (11:35 and 59:50 [Astolfo Voiced by Comet Xi Jinping Pong]), Jargon (23:00), James (MKUltraMoney) and GRIFTSHOP (27:35), Jack the Perfume Nationalist (31:30), Grant (34:15), Hayden Church (37:05), Brendan (41:15), CrownedCaribou (42:45), yaldablyat (51:10), Aimee Terese (57:15), stained hanes (718TV [1:02:20]), Tony Sadprano (1:06:10 [Hayden voiced by Hayden]), Filthy Armenian (1:11:00), Ford The Surfing Violinist (1:15:25 [Also arranged by Ford! Tom voiced by Brendan]), Dan Thrall (1:20:30), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [1:23:15]), Eternal Dillards (1:27:05)

Introduction voiced by Ford The Surfing Violinist. Music at 1:23:15 by Reid ([@eupatheiai]produced by Ortant Aper)

8 - THE BERTO CENTER

NO SORROW

Bl.Are

beta male
i go hard on a bitch
yeah i might give her hell
simpin on a bitch
1200 for her wrist
she didnt even take my gift
but she gonna take this dick

you got me fired
so i retired
from being a calm
fellow whose shy
know where you sleep
know where you lie
ball gag duct tape
cant hear your cries
its a suprise
cut all the lights
up in my bed
you'll be spendin the night
1200 dollars 
thats a steep price
so you better take
this fuckin dick just right
eyes blindfolded tight
puttin pressure on your iris
all you see is all white
mucus drainin from the sinus
blindfold moistened
hoisted in different positions
camera take place of a witness
after this is finished
nothin could ever
beat the experience
i guess they were right
to have the fright they had
when they saw me
baby my whole life
i was a target
for their mockery
if they could see me now
wish i could do this to their family
but you went fucked me up
1200 dollars just to fuck
and you cant even suck me
maybe once is not enough
i could use some company
she aint movin much
but im just coolin cuz
trips to walmart
for diapers and meal shakes
thats just what it cost to be loved

beta male
i go hard on a bitch
yeah i might give her hell
simpin on a bitch
1200 for her wrist
she didnt even take my gift
but she gonna take this dick

i tell you it feels strange
in 2017 to make
a lovely girl your slave
once her mind has caved
she always will obey
i started off a beta male
will i now graduate
i think she is pregnant now
congratulate
me nobody will
at least my secrets safe
i had me a will
so now i found a way
rubbin on my feet
im playing GTA
they told me man up
bitch watch just what you say

they told me man up
bitch watch just what you say
bitch watch just what you say

yeah im a beta male

Beta Male (Prod. Will A Fool)

Lyrics:
theres a time for talk
and a time for action
you wastin time
toein the line
dont be surprised
when your seat
at the table vanish
my lifes disorganized
i fail to plan shit
so when im slighted
cant be cryin
most of the time
cant seem to manage
vices are nicest
like fuck the prices
ill buy the bitch
with drinks on ices
the cabs and condos
might die tomorrow
i swear the thoughts
dont give me sorrow
a lot of days
i want to leave
so whats some
time to borrow
ready to cash in
no spare change
for funeral or casket
just drop me
in the oven
like they gassed me
but dont gas bitches
if  they be
fuckin for flat fees
pussy hit so often
that it got PTSD
and all sort of STDs
she aint worth the cheese
been ran through
like she practice for the track team
hard times hit you
like bein smacked by a crack fiend
whos on one

i spit game to a bitch
just like this
you dont know me
but fuck me
like you owe me the shit (x4)

im greasy and sleazy
it aint hard to please me
B.U.G. squad
ill smack a bitch
if shes teasing
give me pro service
do not use your teeth
just relieve me
then leave me
goodbye
take it easy
i swear im tryin to
keep a stronger message
to stay cemented
when it seems that
my life lacks direction
fast extension of my hands
graspin to catch the last blessing
fucked around chasin hoes
man i missed out on confession
dont play with lust
thats a deadly ass sin
go and ask all the ladies
hittin 30 with no man
go check the CDC numbers
on all them bugs lurkin
make you suit up in a hazmat
if she start twerkin
matter of fact
smash or pass
ten times out of ten
i smash pass on
your nasty trash ass
for every tattoo
50 dudes have smashed
and once she pass 5
that bitch is out of lifelines
oh my

i spit game to a bitch
just like this
you dont know me
but fuck me
like you owe me the shit (x4)

Vices

Get A Clue (Prod. Gren8)

california dreamin nd im still losin feeling
means 2 an end under the same sky
sunday morning dreaming if u wld believe it
were gna keep it up 4evr wasting time

its all out of sequence mildew on the beaches
nd were rotting out alongside the pool
make it look so easyyy california gleamin
ill b the only one ill b the only fool 

stay inside 
always end up wher i said id never go
one more time on em o re time
up all nigt writing ur end alone 

im devoid of meaning so were steady sinking
pass anotha one nd then im outa sight
california schminnn i still watch em leave me 
now were broke agina nd u still acting cool

stay inside 
gna write ur end while we still on the phone
stay inside
end up where i said i wld never go

grbageman - waste [prod. sadfem]

GHOST JAIL - EPISODE 1 - WOMEN

Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors.

Featuring Berthold, Hayden, Gorgonzola Man, Stained Hanes (718TV), NeedsSalt, Ortant, John Dios, and J a c k  The Perfume Nationalist

1 - WOMEN

The boys ramble about conspiracies.

Created by Berto, Dustbreeder, Classman, and Ilych the Dialectical P___. All music original by creators or contributors.

Featuring Class Redux Killa (1:35), Hayden Church  (5:30), Berthold (Gustavus [8:25 & 15:45]), Dani (16:55), Grendel (18:35), Stained Hanes (718TV [24:30]), Lowahekn (36:20), Monthus Birwa (45:00), Brandon Adamson (53:15), Logo Daedalus (R. Cam [55:35]), The Eternal Dillards (1:00:23), and FALSTAFFE (1:07:05)