Zeus, God of Thunder (epic instrumental)

[Verse 1]
A stark, frozen sky,
Where leaves wilt and die,
One's hanging on a tree,
Whispering to the breeze.

It looks dry and thin,
But life stirs, within.
And, though weathered by time
The leaf's in its prime.

[Pre chorus 1]
Cold rain comes, once more,
But, it's stronger than before,
The wind growls and screams,
But, the leaf, can find sun beams,

Though rocked, by gusts,
The leaf does what it must,
Even though it knows fear,
It's there year after year.

[Chorus 1]
To old oak, it's bound,
The leaf won't kiss the ground,
Blown, by a windy dance,
But, the leaf has a chance 

Scorched and burned,
The leaf waits its turn,
And, though gravity calls,
The leaf will never fall.

[Verse 2]
At dawn, the leaf unfurls,
It opens to the world,
Though, there is hesitation,
It has determination.

Winter will soon be done,
The leaf won't be undone,
The spring, will soon start,
So the leaf can take heart.

[Pre chorus 1]
Cold rain comes, once more,
But, it's stronger than before,
The wind growls and screams,
But, the leaf, can find sun beams,

Though rocked, by gusts,
The leaf does what it must,
Even though it knows fear,
It's there year after year.

[Chorus 1]
To old oak, it's bound,
The leaf won't kiss the ground,
Blown, by a windy dance,
But, the leaf has a chance 

Scorched and burned,
The leaf waits its turn,
And, though gravity calls,
The leaf will never fall.

[Post chorus 1]
The leaf will never faaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Ooooooooooooooooh 

The Leaf

[Verse]
My cheesy tortilla , hot,
I love quesadillas a lot,
They are easy to make,
And they taste really great. 

A warm and toasty treat,
They're filled with cheese and meat.
They can be plain or spicy,
And they aren't very pricey.

[Pre chorus]
Fill them with any food,
I get to pick what to include.
I like chicken and sour cream, 
Veggies and pinto beans.

So many flavours I can choose,
From cheeses crumbly or smooth.
Their cheese holds things inside,
And their contents never spill outside.

[Chorus]
Quesadillas I adore,
I always want more.
Quesadillas are yummy,
I want them inside my tummy.

Put that snack into my hand,
Just make sure it isn't bland.
A snack never surpassed,
Quesadillas can't be outclassed.

[Verse]
Quesadillas are a great snack,
But I need to start cutting back.
I gotta put less on my plate
Because I keep gaining weight.

My pants are bursting at the seams,
So now I have to buy new jeans.
My waist can't take anymore,
And I can barely fit through doors!

[Chorus]
Quesadillas I adore,
I always want more.
Quesadillas are yummy,
I want them inside my tummy.

Put that snack into my hand,
Just make sure it isn't bland.
A snack never surpassed,
Quesadillas can't be outclassed.

[Outro]
Quesadillas are superior,
Other snacks are inferior.

Quesadillas are superior,
Other snacks are inferior.

Quesadillas are Yummy

[intro]
"Welcome to Ankh Morpork city. It's great to see new faces. Call me Dibbler, CMOT. Come with me to see Ankh Morpork's famous places."

[Verse 1]
"The tour starts at a dolla twenty five, and that's cutting me own throat. But I'm the best tour guide alive, so give me your coins and notes."

[Verse 2]
We're starting at the river Ankh,
With water muddy and dense,
So thick you can walk bank to bank,
But do so at your own expense.

The Watch House is on your right,
This is where officers solve crimes,
They keep Ankh Morpork safe at night,
Under the command of Sam Vimes.

[Bridge 1]
This is the Unseen University, 

Where students and wizards reside. 

The Unreal Estate is full of mysteries.

But unfortunately they don't let tourists inside. 

[Bridge 2]
On your left is the Assassin's Guild.

Where younglings are trained to inhume. 

I knew that this place would thrill.

But the tour must now resume.

[Chorus 1]
Dibbler's Ankh Morpork tour,
The best sightseeing trek on The Disc,
It costs a dollar fifty to see more,
But it's worth the financial risk.

Ruled by Havelock Vetenari,
Ankh Morpork is a delight,
The Discworld's finest city,
So let's continue seeing Her sights.

[Verse 3]
On your right is the Temple of Small Gods, where people worship gods of lesser import. The temple is a little bit odd, and you might need an armed escort. 

Next is the Guild of Alchemists, where they practice their explosive art. Unfortunately, this place is definitely off limits for tourists because it often gets blown apart.

[Pre chorus 2]
This part of the city is called The Shades.
You should stay away from this zone.
You'll be stabbed with a wicked blade.
If you walk its streets alone.

[Chorus 2]
Our last stop is the Mended Drum,
The perfect place to drink tonight,
The public are always welcome,
But watch out for the bar fights.

[Outro 1]
Now you've seen a bit of the city,
But Ankh Morpork has hidden gems,
There's so much more of her to see,
So share my tour details with your friends.

[Outro 2]
Thanks for joining Dibbler's Ankh Morpork tour,
I hope you folks had a lot of fun,
The exit is through the souvenir store,
And don't forget to buy a sausage in a bun.


Dibbler's Ankh Morpork Tour

This song is a tribute to my favourite Discworld character.

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This was requested by my best friend. I hope she likes it! Shrek is a movie directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson. It is based on the book "Shrek" written by William Steig.

[Intro 1]
In a swamp lived Shrek the ogre,
Where he was blissfully alone.
But one day his peace was over,
When fairy tale creatures came to his home.

[Intro 2]
Displaced by the Lord Farquaad of Duloc,
The creatures needed a place to stay.
But when they arrived, Shrek was shocked,
And he told them to go away.

[Verse 1]
"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!" roared Shrek, but the creatures, would not clear out, so this oh gher took a long trek, to find out what it was all about.

He went on a journey with Donkey as a companion, when they arrived he joined a tourney, and rose as its champIon.

[Pre chorus 1]
Farquaad said he'd clear the swamp's occupants,
If Shrek rescued Fiona the princess.
Shreck agreed with some reluctance,
But then he set out on an epic quest.

[Pre chorus 2]
When Shreck and Donkey reached the castle, a dragon attacked on sight.
And though it was a bit of a hassle, Shrek and Donkey won the fight.

[Chorus 1]
Shrek wanted a quiet home,
He needed a peaceful life.
His heart's desire was to be alone,
But the fairy tale creatures gave him strife.

He was determined to find fiona,
And bring her back to Lord Farquaad,
And though he had a grumpy persona,
Shrek did his best to complete the job.

[Verse 2]
They found Fiona in the tower but she was a little bit odd, so Shrek with demeanor sour took her to Lord Farquaad.

But Fiona was cursed when young, a secret she could not tell; she hoped that Farquaad would be the one, to break the awful spell.

[Bridge 1]
But when they returned to Farquaad, Fiona felt a little averse.

She also felt a bit awkward but badly wanted to break the curse.

[Bridge 2]
Then after the wedding's start, Shrek could no longer resist.

He confessed the feelings in his heart and gave fiona a true love's kiss.

[Outro 1]
Fiona changed into an ogre like Shrek as the dragon ate Farquaad in one bite.

Then Shrek married the ogre princess, and the big mess turned into their delight.

[Outro 2]
The creatures then left the swamp.
Shrek and Fiona were finally free.
They lived there in peace without pomp.
And ever after happily.

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