“History isn’t there to fix. My scars, my chaos, my wrecks — I’d choose them all again. That’s the goat’s law: JUST. BECAUSE.” – Goat Divine (Zet)

“Translation: bro’s proud of puked-on shoes and losing rent money. This is literally the dumbest flex ever.” – Vee Doll Rotten

“Sounds like trap and punk had a food fight… kinda catchy tho.” – Ray Snout Black

If I Had A Time Machine

Live in Goat HQ, Hotel Babylon — 1 December 2025. Bring your own Goatpiss.

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