For Derek

Peach Is One Dumb Bitch

Piranha Party Compilation

Unfinished Song

What we call Wednesday

After School Knife Fight - My Shattered Glass Heart

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The first song that will be released on our EP Multidimensional Massacre
I Kidnapped The Princess coming at you with some violent Nintendocore

Lyrics:

Princess was taken into a new castle
Nintendo has tortured me just for the numbers
Just like a Pokémon forced into battle
Bloodshot red eyes as I never get slumber

She was kidnapped by a turtle
As I stab it with a piercing knife
It’s a hazard to eat these reptile corpses
Come on man, old tricks make you die
It’s kind of hard to see with a knife in your eye
Come on man, you can’t win with those moves
Nintendo made this gimmick too damn overused

The princess was safe but this story won’t end
Your foolishness won’t give you time to repent
Nintendo will milk you till they’re satisfied
They’ll cry out for mercy as they watch you die

This princess will be grateful that your ass is finally dead
The worst thing is when you died you saw the princess suck my balls

“Bowser is a bitch ass motherfucker, get the fuck up if you think you can fucking take me, try to take what you want all you’ll see is my fist, try to run up on me I’ll put you in a ditch”

Uuuughhhh

I'M TIRED OF SAVING THE GOD DAMN PRINCESS

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Second single off of our upcoming EP Multidimensional Massacre

Lyrics: 
Why I oughtta be way more blunt 
I oughtta be way more blunt 
I’m weighing thoughts on my tongue 
Like I’m a scale for a whale shark 

Where's my strength when I need it damnit? 
I acknowledge things but I can’t understand it
I thought we’d be together till the end of the planet 
I feel despair as I’m the one who ends our love

We’ve reached the end of our bond, I feel despair 
I don’t want to let go just yet 
You’re still attached to my heart, I’m in distress
When you’re gone I feel missing

If you're gone I’ll have a part of me missing 
Half of me just lived for you 
Even if we’re not together 
The worst part is I’ll still fucking love you

Hang tight, it’s gonna be alright
You’ll be okay when you’re through this
Hang tight, it’s gonna be alright
You’ll be okay when you’re through this

If it’s the end of our bond, then it’s okay 
I guess love’s not meant for us 
I’m still attached to your face, but I’m alright
I’ll be fine once I adjust

Toasty

Our relationship is dead
And I’m not a necrophilic 
Our relationship is dead
And I’m not a necrophilic

Scorpion's Spear Was Her Favorite Rose Toy

Rainbow Road

dude... let's kill the horse

a cyclopean menace, sharp to the touch
a demon within heaven's reach
let it rain, let it fucking rain
once wasn't enough, you're all alone on this one.

you stole my sunshine, now i'm left with what?
you're the rainbow after the storm
i'm the wash in the gutter 

09 - To Watch E.R Is Human, To Yiff Is Vulpine

Go:Eskimo