an amazing song made from in-game dialog :D

Rest in Peace Rick May. (Voice of Soldier) You will not be forgotten.

(original from youtube):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqikLf5uv4o

[Lyrics]

Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast; I run faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are
You run, I run, you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!

-Chorus-
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to hell!
Soldier: DRUNK!
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY HELL!

*Repeat Chorus*

Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Soldier: SPY!
Demo: SPY!

WAR! - TF2

PepsiMan With Lyrics. [ By Man on The Internet ]

This is not Team Fortress 2's Original Soundtracks/Songs
These are Custom Made!

S.N.I.A — Piece A' Piss (feat. Clash And Dagger &amp; The K.G.B)

ALL CREDIT GOES TO SINGING TINY DESK ENGINEER ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@singingtinydeskengineer
Check out his channel, he deserves recognition for this!

I just wanted to upload it because I think it sounds better than the original lmao.

Engineer Sings About Valve Not Making A Major TF2 Update — Singing Tiny Desk Engineer

Crazy La Paint

Sing for your Life

Slinky fin, with a mushroom grin,
Whispers jelly-latin words again.
"I saw the moon in a pasta bowl,"
Said the carp with a crooked soul.

Fungal choir on a lily pad deep,
Shallow squids have a grudge to keep.
“Stop ticklin’ my tail with your logic, Jack,
We the fish, and we talk back!”

Talkin’ back in a spore-drenched groove,
Wiggle like a walrus, can't disapprove.
Snap of a fin, cha-cha-cha,
Brain made of tofu, laws of blah.

Squish-squash jazz in the belly of a trout,
“Who named the trees?” the catfish shout!
Bassline swims in a velvet crack,
Down in Mycelium Lake, they talk back.

Oysters arguing with spores in verse,
“Reality’s a noodle — or maybe worse.”
Trombones gurgle through the fungal tide,
While a shrimp recites Hamlet, eyes all wide.

So if you drift near the moonlit slime,
Bring a pun and a nursery rhyme.
But don’t you sass that salmon snack,
‘Cause in Mycelium Lake...
The fish talk back.

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Mycelium Lake

Took a few extra days to rework and polish this up a bit, since it needed major work as I hadn't touched this remix in months xD Also the wait's finally over, and you have your glorious Oktoberfest naow! OvO

(Now if I could just finish Pop It Don't Drop It, that'd be great xD)

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I did not make this cover, all credit goes to Nirre on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sz3ptMfZLI

Nirre// Game Theory Theme/Science Blaster Cover (ft. Acid Usagi)

Started off as a remix of Engineer's theme and then I decided to have fun with it with some of his spliced vocals o3o Lyrics are on the vid on my YT channel ouo

Engineer Sings About Valve Not Making A Major TF2 Update — Singing Tiny Desk Engineer

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