This was actually the first of my battles to be written but because of delays its here now


Nela IWNL as This Man - https://www.youtube.com/c/NelaIWNL
King Mewtwo as Wario Apparition - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd7XsFh6ts08-UxMsh2dA
Art by Shnuzzlezz and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Writing: Cri
Additional help: Nooby 
Mixed by Light
Beat by Ihaksi - https://www.beatstars.com/ihaksi

Wario Apparition:
Let’s-a-go back to 2008 and look into my eyes
DONOTRESEARCH the pedo-pasta who wasn’t properly advertised
Today I think that they should make a movie that's based on your demise 
For in this battle you can not hide cause all of my verses are personalized 
From Tick Tock Clock to my Dire Dire Docks
Your shit fell off, while my files fire off
4chan exposed your whole shpeel. How could you step to a-number one?
Want to prove your L is real? Now WARIO will show you fun

This Man: 
Have you ever seen a man that only appears in your dreams?
A man that makes your insanity fall and break at its seams?
A man that is capable of spitting a verse so clean
Think of This Man now. Have you ever dreamed of me?
When it comes to quality you’re about on par with your videos
Was forgotten in time and I gotta say that’s just how your story goes
You’ll never be able to give Peach your pipe no matter how much you shoehorn rhymes
But when I go to rock the mic, it’s more than bars that you will find

Wario Apparition:
So you really want to mess with me? Winners don't do LSD.
But I think a pampered potion could do a lot to you, you see?
You pick a style and get put on files then This Man disappears for awhile 
Yet still tries seem vile with an unnerving smile and needs to be kept away from a child
Oh please, you can’t be serious, more 2-D than Polybius
Cuckoo crazy thinking you’re winning this, still less drawn out than his series is
Was taking up grades but now went and made a life of existential dread
Yet despite his decapitated figure This Man still couldn't get a-head (WAH!)

This Man:
You’re just another glitch while This Man is a haunting curse 
I know it’s you who stinks since you went and shit on your whole verse
You know I’m man’s Dream when it comes to speedrunning this task
But Mario’s Man Door only seems to got that gas
Wario was number one but came last on the track 
But when you cater just to children I guess I’ll give you a pass
When it came to your existence, another unsolved mystery in this fight 
Wario didn’t show me fun but now will dream forever, Goodnight

Wario Apparition Vs This Man - Bonuses By Cri (ft. King Mewtwo and Nela IWNL)

I'm back! I know I've kept you waiting for a while, but here's an audio that was supposed to come out on Halloween, but super happy to get out nonetheless. 

Audio Credits:
K.C. as Carrie
https://lasaillax.carrd.co/
garbageGothic as Angela
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic
Written and Directed by NateURB
Art by Mega PMB
https://www.youtube.com/@megapmb 
Cover Art by TheDangerStranger
https://www.youtube.com/@rapbattlesdangerstranger
Mixed by Danii
https://www.youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan
Beat by Trunxks
Special Thanks to LimJJ, Raisu Battle, Box_Soldier22, and JotaSeis

Lyrics:
Carrie(V1-0:12)
Sad from all the shame and crimes, hate and lies brought onto me
Always in the shade and I, wait to find any honesty
But it’s time that my, pain and fright finally take a backseat
And state this rhyme, proclaim your films to hell with mediocrity!
I’ve learned from my mistakes, but your brain is long gone
Test me and around the campfire we’ll sing your swan song
How’s Paul? Liked you but you gave him looks as dry as the sand
And now you have to live with his blood, and head on your hands
Burning your victims’ faces won’t make your lines any hotter 
The only time you’ve had flow is when you were thrown in the water
Went from plot twists to getting your plot twisted 
Into a psychopathic killer who will never stop bitching, about
How your campers are all sinners misbehaving
Thankfully, we were saved by another camp slasher from the 80s
But nothing compares to your scene that made the critics scoff
On the beach is the only time I prefer you have a mask off 

Angela(V1-1:00)
I have to speak or Creepy Carrie will keep on running her mouth
A prank was the only time this queen rocked a crown
So hold tight, Carrie, cause it’s time you meet your maker
With lines so hot, I’m putting the bake in Angela Baker 
First film was a classic, but since then you’ve fallen from Grace
Two ripoffs and a show that never saw the light of day
Confidence on display since you’re coming to diss me 
But those lines were like your powers: full of inconsistencies!
You lost control, killed everyone cause you were bullied and pissed
Couldn’t stop Chris now Tommy’s on a new bucket list 
An outcast to everyone, only liked by Collins and Sue 
Even your mom considered murder when she looked at you
Wanting to learn about the world, but mother knows best 
This threat was contained when she was trapped inside the closet
At this camp, I take all the rules very serious 
Even in this battle you need to plug it up, period. 

Carrie(V2-1:47)
All your horrid and filler kills won’t be worth a penny
Throwing shit on kids, and oh my god, you killed Kenny!
If you wanna waste my time, I’ll give you what you desire
Trust me Angela, I’m experienced in starting fires 

Angela(V2-1:58) 
So was your half-sister, and now she’s split in half 
Meet me in the woods and we’ll see who gets the last laugh
It’s time for a camp song, but sadly you can’t take part
The only beat you know how to kill is your mother’s heart

Carrie(V3-2:10)
Ugh! Get out of my head, oh, this can’t be!
No! No! Everyone isn’t laughing at me!
It must be true! NO! My life is ruined!
But if this is the end then I’ll leave everyone in ruins!
Had amnesia and forgot about the crimes that you did!
When the fans had amnesia, they just forgot you existed!
You’re bound to live alone as a crazy camp dweller!
Whose only memories of your family are between a boat’s propellers!

Angela(V3-2:33)
Alright kids, gather up for the final act
Here’s a ghost story that I’m about to reenact 
You’re not ready for the world, you’re safe where you can’t be let down!
Mind’s bound in your house, slowly going 6 feet underground! (HAHAHA!)

Angela(2:52)
So are you having fun, Cassie?
Carrie
It’s Carrie!
Angela
Oops! Sorry, let's take a selfie!
Carrie
I hate this camp.

Carrie White vs. Angela Baker - Universe Rap Battles! (ft. K.C. and garbageGothic)

Written by JustGamer and YLFEthan in like an hour
Dr. Phil: Zawesome
Dr. Mario: JustGamer
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover Art by YLFEthan

Dr Phil:
Today our guest is a doctor slash drug addict
But Imma bout to shut him down like his dumb app did 
Just tragic, another life that'll be lost to abuse
Now I’m clapping this fool like I’m on Meme Review

I’d rather take a sip of Jilly Juice than ever visit you
Putting on a costume doesn’t justify the shit you do
Here's something tough to swallow, you're hardly a mainstay 
This pill-er of puzzle games is only famous cause of Melee

Dr Mario:
Take a seat Phil, I’m dropping bars like pills
Against Steve Harvey for the mentally ill 
But I'll give you a taste of your own medicine
When I'm ending this fraud of a doc like John Fetterman

Part of a balanced meal, this egghead will be breaking
All he can do is exploit mental health for ratings 
Giving the same advice as an Am I The Asshole Redditor 
I've seen higher class degrees when running a temperature

Dr. Phil:
Shut the hell up bitch. You’re ugly and stupid.
Give me 200 dollars, or else I’m gonna lose it
Been a mess since the DS, need fireballs to beat me
I mean what the hell was Dr. Luigi?

Dr. Mario:
Stay on ya boat, on the airwaves you can't stay afloat
I'm giving the shots and you couldn't get past the stroke
Seems this check-up is done, it's about time
That you get out of my exam room.. but cash me outside

Dr. Mario vs Dr. Phil - Smash Bros vs Anything

Donkey Kong vs. Gru - Mario vs. Anything


M!cah As DK


MGRB As Gru


Beat edit by Special Inquisitor Rayyan


Art by Evry & EpicMonkey


Cover art Box_Soldier22 


Written by King Ducky & King Wallace


Beat prod. Diamond Style


Donkey Kong:

So this is the chicken fried by El Macho and his full gut?

Who’s bald ass gets outshined by a guy with a bowl cut 

Think you're tough? In one shot ya got caught by your wife's pursuit

You could only drop me if that nose popped all my life balloons! 


Kong got your tongue? Im gunning for the knockout 

But not in dracs castle catch me at your mom's house

Despite your rocket science she was always not proud

Had ya think outside the box but still you're boxed out!


My eardrums are locked on offense, honestly sounds like you’ve lost it

I'd haul ya to back to The Office but it seems you got knocked off it

This novice father should drop it cuz he’s toxic to his daughters, they’re

Probably safer off being tossed back in foster care!


Gru:

First your destiny was capturing damsels in distress it seems

Yet soon enough you were the one being caught by kremling enemies

Desperately ported to switch yet DK still decays

So forget Tropical Freeze, I’m cocking this freeze ray! 


Jump man chose to trap you after your kidnapping plan arosed

Whips were cracked so many times you began to look like your shack home!

I would not be as jolted if your next roasts were merely bad jokes

Clapbacks aren't your forte, as Smash Bros and DKs rap show!


Donkey Kong:

I ride a track both ways when I’m rhyming in a minecart

Your only crime against society's your horribly designed car

That off the walls monster dog looks like K rool an awful lot 

I'll squash 'em along with your entourage of washed up blobs! (Ugh!)


Been drooling over Dru’s shit and losing to that dynamic Bratt kid

Hanging half naked off a cruise ship: truest banana hammock

Partner packed his suitcase reacting to losing planning madness

Can't stand on your own with that gru-elling Nosferatu stature!


Gru:

Stop all the talking and squabbling you sound like an angry Squawks

I’ll stomp your boombox thing and pawn the parts to Cranky’s shop

Sure you've seen some Gameboy games, but we didnt care

Now your releases are infrequent even when ditched by Rare!


Jump man trumped him, some ladders collapsed his dumb plan!

Come get your nephews to rescue yourself a-gain!

Overshadowed by everyone, there's no way to beat me

Can’t hop on a track, so as fodder used endangered species


Only jokes you doomed are floating goofs and a fat walrus too

I stole THE MOON, and now like K. rool I'll be taking gold from you

Can’t Barrel Blast away into the background, forget it

Now I’ve ended you like your ugly show, roll kredits!

Donkey Kong vs. Gru - Mario vs. Anything!

Mr. Tibbs as Todd Howard 
JustGamer as Hideo Kojima
Written by JustGamer
Chiseling by RNG
Beat by Anywaywell
Arranged by SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

Todd Howard:
Here at Bethesda, we like to work as one unit 
Guess Konami didn’t feel the same and ditched this dumb nuisance
Be prepared, cause when Todd Howard steps up to spit
The Metal Gear franchise won’t be the only thing he loses
In terms of style over substance, your name’s the first listed
Only thing you’re good at is keeping Norman Reedus in business
And those character names really make you seem witless
Captain Obvious out here assuming his players are dipshits
Your life reflects your games with how you’re spending so much time alone
At least the quests I craft don’t leave gamers on their own
Dropping nukes on the track, my rhymes can kill
The master of stealth games should disappear like Silent Hills

Hideo Kojima:
Wow, you were able to speak
I thought all I’d hear was fans clapping over your speech 
And then they’d hail you online as video game Jesus
With reasoning more vague than those Starfield teases 
I’m creating cinematic experiences for my players
You‘re creating cinematics to only play in your trailers
But dedicated fanbases, you must be the expert
I’m excited to wait years for a snippet of your next verse

Todd Howard:
Yes we like to build hype, but then our sales kill right? 
My NPCs are more engaging than any script that you’ll write
And you’re one to talk about egos, yours is high as hell
To cameo in games as God or just playing as yourself
Todd Howard’s the greatest, you might be the lamest
Even 76 could top your whole greatest game list
Face it, you’re basic, got nothing left to give your players more 
Only person praising you is Keighley at the Game Awards

Hideo Kojima:
I’m the true Dragonborn, when I spit, the mic is hot
You’ve been out cold ever since you got bought by Microsoft
Now you have no sense of direction on where to go next
While I even top you when it comes to Smash Bros reps
But I’m not taking shit when you made Fallout worse
No NPCs, a battle royale and you said “it just works”
Only thing those deserted wastelands are gaining is dust 
And they’re so filthy, it’s no wonder your games are full of bugs
Both fans and critics are asking you to make things better
Then you squeeze them dry for cash by any measure  
Got past Konami, to me, you’re another beatable foe 
That will only be known for random memeable quotes

Hideo Kojima vs Todd Howard - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Trapped out of the rest of the world, these two powerful blue entities find an escape to reflect and duke it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

Snakebite126 as Jevil
JesseBoxVO as Lapis
garbageGothic as Peridot

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Arrangement and additional instrumentation by Quizzique

Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:
 
Jevil:
Welcome, welcome, boisengirls, to this Crystal Gem’s poisoned world
You’ve unlocked the door, so now prepare to see chaos unfurled!
Round and round the carousel goes, you circle back to the barn you hang
You leave and come right back so often, I’d think you’d ran on Boomerang

Fusion’s leaving you out of sorts, dealing with trauma since the divorce
So in your spare time, you now resort to mighty morphin’ some meaty morps
Not like me, of course, I’m thriving in my little freedom, something you were never shown
So you fought with those that kept you trapped in a mirror, then redeemed in a singular episode

It’s sad, sad that you’re looking so blue, your show’s run off the air like you’re back on the moon
I’m glad, glad your runtime got the boot, call you the farm when you’re torn from the roots
I’m mad, mad, you’re breaking my heart, you and Peri look like Homeworld: broken apart
You have, have a chance to restart, so perhaps for this battle, try not to depart


Lapis Lazuli:
So, this depressed jester from the Dark World thinks he dealt a verse?
Ask the giant tyrants I’ve defied, they’ll tell you I’ve felt worse
I helmed this cursed mirror within my gem’s grasp for thousands of years
So reflect on your defect of a story, I sure won’t drown in tears

You think I’m frightened of your suit attacks? I’m known to hit diamonds when up to the bat
I’d tear up this hack if he goes to a beach, they’re calling me Bob ‘cause I float on the beat

Peridot:
You should know to retreat when confronting the B team!

Lapis:
Even she can’t compare to the nonsense you’re speaking

Peridot:
Hey! Our bond is complex, that’s a smart thing to say

Lapis:
But at least my best friend didn’t lock me away!
You have claims of metamorphosis but no development to show

Peridot:
Lapis! Tell ‘em what you said when I asked if you even saw this secret boss! 

Lapis:
…No
Winning’s not within your cards, The FUN Gang made your levels fail
Won’t take the Garnet’s future vision to see the end of Jevilstail


Jevil:
Oh what fun, what fun! More games to play, with a new participant!
I hoped for a dating game, but I guess Ruby flew off with that ship!
Uee hee hee! You’ve got me like the Joker; in a laughing fit!
Yet I’m Revving up on this track so you can call me the Harlequin!

You can’t join my world! You seem more like Lars, how you cower away with your Clustered fears
You kids seeing stars? All your pleads and cries would put me to sleep for a hundred years!
Now, I won’t be the first jester to hit your series with an interjection
Want more screen time for your Future? Then return to your reflection


Lapis:
How does this thing work again?

Peridot:
Just press the button on the cartridge

Lapis:
Right, uhh…for the last time…I don’t. Want. Your garbage.
You think you saddened me? I felt more torn up by Camp Pining Hearts
I’d split you in two, but seems your mind and heart already declined apart

A numbers game? That plan’s dumb and lame. I can terraform worlds, don’t uphold your fight
You’ll lose those bids, and you call us kids?

Peridot:
You do know we’re centuries older, right?

Lapis:
This card shark’s under my control, and all his tricks are unregarded

Peridot:
Hey, and isn’t it ironic?

Lapis:
Yep, the joker got discarded

Lapis Lazuli vs Jevil - QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #8 (ft. Snakebite126, JesseBoxVO & garbageGothic)

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/LGu1HTos8JKXXicu7

Round 1 of FRB Brawl: Rematch has the new up-and-comer Leo Barqui of Bermuda Triangle vs Illuminati fame versus the owner of PowerPoint Rap Battles, Theme Park Avenue (Eric).

Two competitors engage in battle, but only one can advance. Will Leo conspire to gain the win or will Eric be on a smooth ride to victory? Be sure to vote to decide their fates.

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gXOW6fy3tt-Q07Rg42P0ufinfs-t4veGxidjevX34SQ/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Anywaywell

Leo Barqui vs Theme Park Avenue. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Hanzo Hasashi (Mortal Kombat) VS Caleb Quinn/The Deathslinger - Dead by Daylight VS Anything 

Swizkii as The Deathslinger

JustGamer as Scorpion

Writing by CornCob7178 

Mixing by ClarenceTheDuck

Art by FulmonThe and Grasman

Thumbnail by WeThink

Produced by DiamondStyle

Scorpion: 
Slicing through my rivals; Turning them into geysers
Only time I lose a life is giving it for the Shiria
But then I rose from the ashes blazing through players like a virus
Just to condone violence, and spend time scathing at an Irishman? 

Challenging me was a mistake, luckily you’re not worth feeling my blade
I would’ve assumed that you were Shang Tsung with the writer’s room attempt at a copypaste
Make like your leg; And brace yourself, for when you’re once again buried in the Leftovers Tier
I only need to mention to a helpless teen to make you Get Over Here!

Our intentions were vengeance (Restless) but neither of us can chain a connection (Dreaded)
Cuz you sold your inventions, and spent the direction on the men that you dreaded (Pathetic!)
And once all your success was met with Caleb vanished, along with his relevance
While you were lost to the fog, there wasn’t left a single mention

Deathslinger:
Out of all the bounties I’ve hung this is the right guy;
Who spent an eternity dying for his lovebug but died to a fucking fly?
I’m the Top Dawg, of Dead Dawg you’re dead meat, in my lodge
You best get The Hell out of Dodge before you’re dislodged like Bayshore!

You’ll feel your heart-beat, as I reel you in closer, burning from my flows, but I thought you were used to exposure
With how much you cry other your dead son and wife I can’t decipher how much your throat hurts
This incests more of the Netherrealms cash-cow, you’re just mad cuz your head is a madhouse
Scorpion’s always on the front, how can he only get over to the background?

You’re figure is translucent I see and I shoot through it
Choices ain’t ruthless, they stupid; Like how Quan-Chi fooled ya, it’s just an illusion 
While you’re doomed in my pursuit you’re still abused by Ed Boon 
He’s making ya worse with each reboot leaving you more useless than a Hex: Boon

Scorpion:
Caleb Quinn is a tale about an immigrant, so grim that when it came to family graves, he was filling em
But when it came to filling boots he was only fit for embarrassment
Fitting that not finishing your nemesis landed you imprisonment
Catching Henry? You nailed every hit; Bullies in sight? You’re high-tailing it!

Deathslinger: 
Looking like an Instagram Reel? You’re kidding if that’s supposed to get me shook
Though if you’re losing kin, skin and appeal, then let me give you The Hook
Despite your hard-on for CQC, you’re nowhere near me
Killed your own hype, with the little appearing this draw ended with a Hara-Kiri

Special Thanks too:
Auryngamer
ClarenceTheDuck
Cody Carrick
FulmonThe
Smegmeg
TravShark
TomPuffs
Qhello

Scorpion VS The Deathslinger (ft. Justgamer & Swizkii) - Dead by Daylight VS Anything

ArcadeKitten battles are back on the menu (I say, as if the last one wasn't a week ago)

Snakebite126 as Bobble the Clown
M!CAH as Lambchop
Prod. by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixing by Spadical
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks: garbageGothic, Rosenthal, Quizzique, all the Maryheads

LYRICS:
Bobble the Clown:
Hey, kids! Welcome to my show! I… where are the tots at?
Oh, you must be the mentally immature one, ‘cause otherwise, you would’ve passed out from my broadcast!
Right, now we’ve got that cleared up. As a shop owner, deals are what you’d mostly be closing,
But unfortunately for you, there’s also a wolf tryna get in the clothes of this wolf in sheep’s clothing
But of course, you fell for the one person in your town you couldn’t pack in your articles. 
Tell me, are you crushing on that star witch because her magic can fix your lack of any heartstrings to pull?
Then she says “I can fix him”, but even she can’t once I’ve gutted this Tumblr cutie.
How’s a killer supposed to be threatening with resurrection? ArcadeKitten might as well be a fucking PUSSY!
So when I’m throwing these hands, you’ll be tortured and damned like all of the soldiers in camps
Makes sense that this sheep would flock to what’s popular - he stole all the trends from Cult of the Lamb
Now kids, I may be loud on the air, but your head’s in the clouds if you’re scared of this fantasy monster
Prepare for another Kitchen Surprise, as I lead another lamb to the slaughter

Lambchop:
Welcome to my shop! I assure you, there’s many sweets to try
But maybe you should hold off, ‘cause you’ve already got a sickeningly saccharine redesign!
(sigh) You know what? I’m already bored of dissing this clown who’s a literal hack
So I’m dragging you off like I’m Dr. [[REDACTED]]; mark the second time you’ll be in the back
It’ll soon be clear your doom is near - bet you’ve never seen a sheep with pruning shears
You’ll be decapitated like Raj; how about I sell Bobble’s head as a souvenir?
Pennywise on a penny’s budget is hardly bringing scary content
Sure, you may hate me, but look into my eyes; you think you can win a staring contest?
Thought you’d be a famous horror star, but dropped off the air like Stella
Facing off ‘gainst me is a gutsy move, but like Ruuuuby, I’m fed up
You’re the clown, and your whole damn site’s a circus, but not one I’d visit for fun
After I’ve left Bobble bodybagged, the record of your loss is data you’ll wish stays expunged

Bobble the Clown:
Wanna put up a fight, but your verse was underweight; for a butcher, I thought you could pack meat
Even before your mind was changed, you alwarys stood out as the black sheep
In Stella’s village, her plan was to keep them happy, ‘til she found this piece of crap’s secret stash
All it took was a wave of her hand to erase your brain more than any Grade A amnesiac!
I don’t even need to learn to stay unnoticed, ‘cause there’s, like, six guys in your Potemkin village
Grab a mosquito trap and leave your business as embers! Remember, kids; it’s the most effective method for getting rid of pests and insects
Leaving necks slit’s how you get her attention and end up as close souls?
Tell me, Lambchop: how does my average episode have a less fucked-up moral?

Lambchop
You’re getting under people’s skin, but I’m not talking that when I say you’re a boring twat
Where’s your entourage? Well, either way, when I break your legs, you’ll need a different supporting cast
Biggest threat you could make is doxxing, creeping and peeping on researchers
But Ronald McDonald over here can’t even bring enough beef for a decent burger
This is not the place for you, I could chop off all your bodyweight and still make it in time for my coffee break
But you’ve already been locked away to rot away, makes sense why you’re marked as “Safe”
Well, it’s been an honor, but there’s no doubt who won in this bout of cannibalistic villainy
SCP-993’s been terminated, and there’ll soon be more fresh meat for delivery

Bobble the Clown (SCP Foundation) vs. Lambchop (Sweet No Death) - AK Rap Battles

baldi baldi’s basics vs pon roly poly nanakorobi yaoki rap battle

➤ Cast:

Korekitten as Baldi
Spidey Fam as Principal of the Thing
garbageGothic as Playtime

Fightmarker as Pon
JoJoVo as Cho
Buckethead as Banaten

➤ Crew:

Written, produced, mixed by Korekitten
Additional writing assistance from Raisu

Thumbnails by Korekitten
Sprites by Grasman

➤ Lyrics:

(verse 1: 16 bars)

Baldi:
oh hi! welcome to my schoolhouse!
id say “drop the beat” but yours are way too loud! (haha!!)
against me, you’re just a pawn/Pon i will rule out
ask Banaten, you’re not that hard to shoot down
now i gotta take a crack at your concept? holy moly!
subtract coherence from school and you get Roly-Polys!
tried to make a new one, but came way much shorter
with what looks like the budget of one shiny quarter!
(wow!) you’re not just hurting ears but giving brain damage
computers tryna save our eyes thats why your game’s crashing
with all your loopy effects, you’ve been dropping toddlers
like you were tryna turn in abortions to the late badket
(oh!) you ain’t rad, kid, you’re nothing but lazy
stuck in the friend group where you’re treated like a baby
lets hope that verse isn’t as dry as your Fandom wikipedia
looks like your fans are just like you: lost media!


(verse 2: 20 bars)

Pon:
you say that i’m lazy, but dude, look at your team
use that patreon money to start a hair growth routine
you’re a clueless ruler enforcing rules with your ruler
but it’s clear that “school rules when: you’re not with an abuser” (uh)
how the hell do you teach with the time you’re wasting?
your game is so tired out call it Biden’s Basics
i’m tired of the chasing, and im sure half the class thinks
the one thing you can teach is how to be ass at rapping
well, it looks like the clickbait just wasn’t enough
and so you went from “Gotta Sweep” to swept under the rug
i make a track slap like your ruler, you’re offbeat and free-roaming
your random event is like: “uh oh! Baldi’s metronome is 

broken!”
since the Game Jam, you’ve been a runner-up. just a hunk of junk
got your win stolen like your brothers bus, but at the same time
was stacking numbers up, but the thought of blood and guts
got your rubbish dump sucker punched off the google play site
fuck a first prize you fell far from Farfalle
then you threw in First Prize ‘cause your ending was too hard to play
you spend all of your time trying to mess with the children
so because of that i grade you F for federal prison


(verse 3: 8 bars)

Principal of the Thing:
you guys clearly don’t know a thing about *basic*s

Playtime:
that weird cast is one even i don’t wanna play with!

Baldi:
you think kids will like your colors, and how you’re stylized?
with how your game has agedyou really backed up that “Time Flies”!

Playtime:
it’s pretty sad how no-one knows what you are anymore!

Baldi:
Osamu brought in Gotta Sweep to shoo you out of the door!

Principal:
i don’t think that any parent will be hearing ‘bout this

Baldi:
(yeah!) you’ll stay niche, like congratulations .. you exist!


(verse 4: 8 bars)

Pon:
keep on pushing back releases, got useless PR
looks like- 

Cho:
looks like Pon’s not the only one here to fail at VR!
it’s like Birthday-bashing my head against a wall playing your game

Banaten:
and Baldi’s Plus is just Baldi plus undone shit like Place Face (look)
your first game got worst copies than Vs. Dave
this verse slays this balding bird-brain like it’s Filename

Cho:
so this style-based prick will stay the indie black sheep

Pon:
the fans ditched this wack creep, left him more unknown than his crash screen

Baldi vs. Pon (Roly-Polys) - Rap Battle.

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vO_9oVwxf3kyhPVH7jFSQBXjXvq3fFiohCso93V8V-k/edit
Quizzique as Guzma
SeerofWords as Grace Monroe
JustGamer, Snakebite126 and garbageGothic as Team Skull Grunts
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and AlchemyKing
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles and MC Fawful
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Beat by Kelly Mac and Aaron John Shapiro
Hint for next time: "So many projects are in the backburner it could be one of three different things idk"

Grace Monroe vs. Guzma

Mason “CornCob” Allen
He/Him, Pan (Taken 🥰), 19
Proud FRB Member
Unprofessional Rapper + VA
pfp art by ClarenceTheDuck

Scorpion VS The Deathslinger (ft. Justgamer & Swizkii) - Dead by Daylight VS Anything

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