Video coming out May 26th.

AlaskanSam as Gundham Tanaka
SnakeBite126 as Ace Ventura
Kamren as Monokuma
Written by Trakked and Dani
Beat produced by Adamack
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Gundham:
I await in the very depths of hell for my rival
However, unlike your sequel, there shall be no revival.
You've the mind of a child and the body of a skeleton
You shall be another cowering at my deadly malevolence 
Human life does not concern me; yet your films certainly do
Because racism is one of your many abundant issues!
Even for a demon like myself, I cannot tolerate you
A failed SeaWorld attraction that no one could operate, too!?
Kehehe.. another beastspeaker; it seems your feats are weaker.
Toppled a tribe, yet still put in a deeper sleeper
I would curse you with a short life, yet that is too late
For you've already gone and erased your own fate

Ace:
Skunk-hair wants to squabble 'gainst the Ace of spitting swiftly?
You must be simply sickly if you think you're looking spiffy
You kinda tick me, so I'll just unleash the kitties
Then your deadly little devas would be deadly little mincemeat
(Fast rap)
You look in the garbage for your attire, I wear Hawaiian and I spit fire
No more nice guy, you make me tired, putting an end to the Ultimate Tryhard
(Normal Rap)
You're at least D tier, so you better not come crying
I'd say your name was cool buuuuut that'd be lying

Gundham:
You DARE insult my namesake?! I'll tear you limb from limb!
Though not even my malice can contest your endless sins
Dare to talk about style? Kehehe, I'll keep that noted,
Save it for the times you've been constantly transphobic! 
Your name may have come back, yet it still isn't the same
For you've eroded past your prime and now a Jr. claims your fame
I would savor the stew of death and add you as an ingredient,
Though I wouldn't want to share hell with you, sexual deviant. 

Ace:
Alrighty then, this skunk should get a brain surgeon
The Ultimate Breeder but still died as a virgin
Even with your shitty deathmatch, I'd expect some better flows, 
But just like your kill, you can't do jack shit on your own!
And no, you’re a creature of something, keep on braggin’
When you’re looking like you only lived off of Dungeons and Dragons
Rhymes more absent than your father, he shoulda laid off the booze, sir
He didn't see his son grow up a loo-hoo-hooser
See, I'm walking over you just like your execution
Making pentagrams won't save you from being an intrusion
When I'm finished porkin' Sonia, I'll steal this win in my car
Call me if you wanna die a third time; here's my card


Gundham Tanaka vs Ace Ventura - Danganronpa vs Anything

This was actually the first of my battles to be written but because of delays its here now


Nela IWNL as This Man - https://www.youtube.com/c/NelaIWNL
King Mewtwo as Wario Apparition - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd7XsFh6ts08-UxMsh2dA
Art by Shnuzzlezz and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Writing: Cri
Additional help: Nooby 
Mixed by Light
Beat by Ihaksi - https://www.beatstars.com/ihaksi

Wario Apparition:
Let’s-a-go back to 2008 and look into my eyes
DONOTRESEARCH the pedo-pasta who wasn’t properly advertised
Today I think that they should make a movie that's based on your demise 
For in this battle you can not hide cause all of my verses are personalized 
From Tick Tock Clock to my Dire Dire Docks
Your shit fell off, while my files fire off
4chan exposed your whole shpeel. How could you step to a-number one?
Want to prove your L is real? Now WARIO will show you fun

This Man: 
Have you ever seen a man that only appears in your dreams?
A man that makes your insanity fall and break at its seams?
A man that is capable of spitting a verse so clean
Think of This Man now. Have you ever dreamed of me?
When it comes to quality you’re about on par with your videos
Was forgotten in time and I gotta say that’s just how your story goes
You’ll never be able to give Peach your pipe no matter how much you shoehorn rhymes
But when I go to rock the mic, it’s more than bars that you will find

Wario Apparition:
So you really want to mess with me? Winners don't do LSD.
But I think a pampered potion could do a lot to you, you see?
You pick a style and get put on files then This Man disappears for awhile 
Yet still tries seem vile with an unnerving smile and needs to be kept away from a child
Oh please, you can’t be serious, more 2-D than Polybius
Cuckoo crazy thinking you’re winning this, still less drawn out than his series is
Was taking up grades but now went and made a life of existential dread
Yet despite his decapitated figure This Man still couldn't get a-head (WAH!)

This Man:
You’re just another glitch while This Man is a haunting curse 
I know it’s you who stinks since you went and shit on your whole verse
You know I’m man’s Dream when it comes to speedrunning this task
But Mario’s Man Door only seems to got that gas
Wario was number one but came last on the track 
But when you cater just to children I guess I’ll give you a pass
When it came to your existence, another unsolved mystery in this fight 
Wario didn’t show me fun but now will dream forever, Goodnight

Wario Apparition Vs This Man - Bonuses By Cri (ft. King Mewtwo and Nela IWNL)

AdamDRB as Seth MacFarlane and Claude Monet

Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude 

Beat Produced by Mixla

Art by AdamDRB

Thumbnail by Your Least Favorite Ethan

- Lyrics -

Seth MacFarlane Verse 1
Yo hey, Monet, we can get this started
Mark a second schooling you don’t wanna take a part in

Lucky Seth MacFarlane is so scathing and so heartless
Claude is so decrepit, lookin like a starvin artist

Make the meek shiver when I sweep and deliver
Crankin out that cash 9 freakin sweet figures

Makin all that bank from animation, while you paint and barely gain
A pocket full of change and 20 francs for compensation

I’m just sayin, no, not sorry your hearts broke
But you’re ancient, and I know those old fart jokes

You’ll throw, some broad strokes, but like your art it’s just a mess
Paint me in any light but I’m still colored unimpressed


Claude Monet Verse 1
Where are these good old fashioned values you made up
So wealthy, I’d weep, but creatively bankrupt

With the state of your brain drained of nothin but lame stuff
I make better seasons when I’m blind with a paintbrush

You ain’t tough, I guess this leftist missed some evidence
A cunning thief profession sucking up to some executives 

If he didn’t take the credit then his shows would never hit
All your work is bitten cause you’re but a dim impressionist

A coward, no power, no talent, it’s doubtless
Lacking in taste, against my refined palette

I come with such malice to bring down a forth end
Cancel your penning, quit writing again


Seth MacFarlane Verse 2
You paint as a bird sings? My thoughts for what it’s worth 
You’d think that jumpin off a bridge would really bring you down to Earth

My worth is earned and you’re a puppet for the government (hehehehehe)
After you’re rejected from the art school that you coveted

I’m certified fine, you’re a certified bummer
Here’s the second time you’re sent off to your grave in flying colors

Even with those cataracts you’d see this coming either way
I’ll hit you like MONET LOOK OUT… Oh wait.


Claude Monet Verse 2
Don’t act like you’re not gracious when I made the class you stayed with
You’re a hack that only cuts away my frankly waning patience

When I lost my sight my colors lost some luster too
But anyone with half a mind could see they’re twice as bright as you

You go against the Groening but the quos is what I made
My tapestry is painted, and it’s natural yours fades

Now I’ll ponder my lillies, the impression I get?
You found a 1,000,000 ways to lose a true artists respect

Seth MacFarlane vs Claude Monet - ASSRB

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yyCM9vJd9X3SvoxC5fLrM6-PoeOKgtvA26Kj0ZZc3DI/edit
MetaMachine as Frosty the Snowman
KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Belle Beniko as Holiday Narrator
Written by MetaMachine
Chiseled by Shimario and Mancha
Beat arrangement and mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next time: "Explosive Outbursts" (ft. Alex M. and garbageGothic)

Frosty the Snowman vs. Hat Kid

Dilly as Mega Man
VinnyO as X

Mancha as Shovel Knight

Beat by Casey

Lyrics written by Casey, with help from Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Thumbnail by Casey

Mega Man:
Looks like it's not just your shovel you've gone and put in the ground
It's the Blue Bomber rocking the Cerulean Coward!
I'll make you dig your grave and jump inside if you've really come to fight
Leave you pleading on your knees like Wily, call you Grovel Knight
I saved the planet twelve times! How 'bout this cosplayer?
You beat a ghost 'cause she was running Renaissance Fair
Ran through a legion, its liege, and defeated three other people
To save your GF from evil? Your armor's not layered!
Stop and watch with your awful locket, your conquest is all in vain
I don't got to charge up the bombs I'm dropping, 'cause Ferrels knows you're not a pain
Try taking your musical scrolls from who inspired this
Leave this gold digger in the cold like Polar Knight did

Shovel Knight:
I've fought with war machines, I'll be frank, I might scoff 
'Cause I'd thought this trite bot could fire off a slight shot
No matter, I'll make sure that I valiantly defend till the end
You're an android? Allocate this to your memory then!
You keep on trying with Wily, but where your victories have gone
Is just another cliffhanger when you don't finish the job!
Your games get little applause, repeating weird tropes
In the shade of Light's other works, simply a Zero

X:
Bring him into this again and I'll make an example of ya:
Don't put a treasure hunter up against the Maverick Hunter!
It's in the name that I'm crossing you out, firing off flames and napalm from my mouth
Your Shovel of Hope is about to fall out with the hand you've been dealt if you're opting to joust
I'm calling you out, so you best take a swig of that lame shit you got from that trout king
'Cause if you dare to be haughty around me, I'm ready to break all that armor you're walking around in
This glistening little child thinks he's on some Sigma grind
But I think I'll call him Baz the way he seems to scream and cry
Do you copy? Beam me somewhere else, give me a real fight
He couldn't pick this win up in his dreams, like Shield Knight

Shovel Knight:
Even I don't have the willpower within your bored supporters
For your lore has got no order, but I'll still leave you quartered!
I'd stomp this pompous twit with honor, wit and confidence
But I'd not need a knock on the noggin just to put this bot out of consciousness
So I'm dropping hits, won't stop with a pausing glitch 'cause I'm awful pissed
You'll be walking off from this combat sick when I strike you down with sound - that's the Doppler effect
But have you honestly thought of this? All this talk about Copy Chips
Rockman here's rocking rockets, thought he'd spit hard like the roster of bots that he fought with is
But what I've seen more often is
The promise of justice followed with a botched DDoS attempt!
I saved the world from an ethereal nemesis!
You're a glorified officer toting self righteous messages!
Sure I've had my share of spin-offs but I'm thinking that the odd one
Was when your creator signed up for a very different Yacht Club
So my advice is, next time you want to match up: 
I might suggest you take your memories and make a backup

Mega Man vs Shovel Knight - Indie Game Rap Battles #1

Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

JustGamer As Dream 

Jofinity As SuperFastJellyFish

Cri As Antfrost 

RaccoonBroVA As BadBoyHalo 

Rosenthal As Sapnap 

Rayyan As GeorgeNotFound 

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Writing assistance from SuperGamerBro

Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude

Dream:
Oh George! Who’s this trying to step to me on my SMP?
I’m used to being the hunted, but now I will show no empathy
No more fans of yours, cuz they all speedran away
For how good you are at finding subs, you lost your whole damn fanbase 

What kind of fucking grandma resorts to facebook gaming
Left in the dark like a moon jelly, but seafood’s what I’m craving
You rode the wave of controversy like a pitiful bitch (Hey!)
Now it's left this jellyfish washed up, that's a MoistCritikal hit! (Hey!)

SuperFastJellyFish:
Claiming I crave attention? Check all the tweets you’re making
And I, think I must mention how you got flamed by some bacon
Guess finding seeds and cheating runs in the family, your mom was tastin’ 
The bonemeal I fed her when I was as rock hard as Clay’s clay chin!

Like all Minecraft Youtubers you were faced with allegations
Such a touchy subject adjacent to all your racist statements
From your manhunts to your burger, you’ve always remained tasteless (Ugh)
Forget the 5 second fame, this fake bitch shoulda stayed faceless!

Can’t stop the toxic doxxing, no increased rate of diss dropping
With an avatar so bland, normal pills are what you’re popping!
Stans, say that you’re mythical while saying criticisms typical
Even managed to rig the polls even tho the glow squid is dull!

Antfrost: 
Your blindfold runs got deleted faster than you got bullied off the net
BadBoyHalo: 
Played it off as a joke but you're the joke with nothing left, you muffinhead!
Sapnap: 
In your apology, you’re seethrough like your blindfold, clearly not fucking sad
George: 
Despite my color blindness I’d find that you acting blue was just a sham!

Dream: 
And we're topping him unlike the blanket he refused to drop on his head
Which only led to him getting bombarded quick with hate that his comments left
The common thread between all of the awful problems that he mocks up is
It’s obvious! His viewers are just coddled kids and brutally honest fans

Said your cheating was intentional, my alibi’s more watertight
But I’ve got a sub count to overshadow yours, shocker, right?
You’ve got no clout, my manhunt plays are as iconic as my mask is
This odd1sout of the picture, guess that’s the point of the casket

SuperFastJellyFish:
By watertight, do you mean trapped up in a bathtub?
No mathematician is needed to tell you that your runs don’t add up!
Stole Tommy’s discs, but still cant spin a track, huh?
The next Minecraft Unsolved should be on how you have a fanclub! (Let's-a-go!)

You shouldn't've have messed with me, I’ll end you like your SMP
You’ve always had issues with ships, whether it’s George or MCC
Eventually you'll be forgotten so make like this mic and drop it
And I'll leave you in peace, pleading with Beast to get an ounce of profit (Yahoo!)

Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

Trump:
Yo it's Donald Trump coming out my Trump Towers
Bout to show this bitch a sampler of my Trump Power
I don't need my "Politics Beam" to tell you're gonna lose g
Biden may be woke, but your ass is fruity!
This third grade nerd's earned a diss track, punk
Your burns are so bad I turned into pickle trump!
Your series is so bad (believe me) everyone can tell
Shadow wizard money gang! We love casting spells!

Dilly:
Damn, trump, those fucking lines were just the worst 
I'm glad you went before me, after all it's ladies first 
You got mike pence, a condom, and pencil in your purse 
Call me covid 2.0. This bitch ass gon need a nurse 
(Ay ay) lay off the spray tan you lookin like a cheez it 
(Ay ay) heard you wrote a book, i prolly will not read it 
You call me fruity, bitch your verse was a fruit’s ballad 
I'm shitting on this track like you did to mail in ballots 

Trump:
That verse was sick... like COVID. It's not true!
You think you'll win? So wrong. Not you!
No truth was spilled. I will not fall!
When I take your crew and I KILL THEM ALL!!!
Okay so this next line was gonna be about 9/11 but I figured it might alienate my voter base and be a bit insensitive
Mostly alienate my voter base
I don't Obama-care about the rhymes you spat
Anyways, wanna go play Minecraft?

Dilly:
No i will not play minecraft with a fuckin racist g 
I prefer running up bridge when dan is there to carry me 
You make walls cause youre a short lil bitch with small fingers 
I make walls when logged on fortnite, im a raw builder 
I'm not feeling hearing or fearing you im a point taker 
You sound like a mix of casey and a fuckin voice changer 
I'm the creepypasta of the most and now this cunts bloody 
Here's ten dollars for your loss and don't use it as hush money

Dilly vs Donald Trump. FRB In True

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. In this Pride Month special (video pending some time before September? sure?) RNG, leader? of Rap Clash and snobby editor battles the Ultimate Hope? and Lucky Student? Makoto Naegi! Which gay will gay gay gay gay gay

RNG as himself and Byakuya Togami
JustGamer as Makoto Naegi
Beat by Dave James and Dorrian Douglass
Written by RNG and JustGamer
Additional help by Snakebite126 and Powerofdan
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by Fightmarker

RNG:
Gamer, we’re bros, but you’re gonna get me laughing if
My matchup is the blandest bitch on the list of DR protagonists
Wait I demanded this I'm such a moron
Well you may not be Leon but you're still in for a battering
Doesn’t matter if you bring in your friends with more depth
Least Nagito is hope's stepping stone, you’re more the doorstep
Face me in a verbal trial, and you’ll get your ass clapped
But if you insist, it’s time for a Rap Clash! 
Even Fightmarker, mic dropper
Fired no shots as Makoto but still saw slaughter
When his classmates died one by one before his eyes
So kill yourself

Makoto:
That isn't possible there can't be a new victim
In fact the only evidence there is that he even existed
Is bitching about editing, gay memes
And caring way too much about a show made for babies

Byakuya:
tell 'em Naegi!

Makoto:
Stop it with all the rhetoric, you’re not hot shit
Every time you take the mic you walk back into the closet
Then you drop mid, and it becomes your top hit
Those keyframes lead to After Effects being where you’re locked in
I took down the ultimate despair, some kid? I can handle
When the only things you can take down are your shitty battles
So try finding talent in something that isn't such lame shit
Seems you have no anchor point the way all of your lines were baseless

RNG: 
You’re fucked Makoto, you’re outta luck Makoto 
A character arc might fix the fact you suck Makoto
You just being alive nearly killed Kyoko
But maybe with those tears you can learn to flow so
More good lines can be discovered, for once they could be yours
And I’d say I did your mother, but I wouldn’t fuck a corpse
Title’s ultimate plot armor with alter ego there and sparing you
Tell me who’ll step in now to save this careless doofus Mary Sue

Makoto: 
NO THAT'S WRONG, don't try to downplay my accomplishments
Just cause this incompetent football player’s weak shots all missed
Speaking of miss, how about all of those deadlines?
Cause your ability to reason your way out of things bests mine 
And yet no steam on your battles, so much for the train nerd
Switch names with Gamer cause your humor’s JustGaySlurs
Or crawl back to bigger creators begging for roles
Cause you can't cover up a loss this big in editing bro

RNG: 
Your moral high ground's nonexistent, you can't use it to win when
You’re the posterboy for a series filled with pedo shit and incest
Take your hope sap protag shit and just get the fuck out
Cause dumbass bitch Makoto is finally out of luck now

Makoto: 
One truth bullet could destroy what you think is our dumb lore
Fits you play Ryoma, cause you always come up short
There you go, no more roles, cause you’re finally getting muted
Killed the track, I’m the blackened, but it’s not me who’s executed

RNG vs Makoto Naegi - FRB vs Anything!

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Nighteye : RaccoonBroVA
King Kai : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren.
Beat Prod. : MTC Beatz
Mixed by Kamren

Nighteye :
Mirio, if you're trying to amuse me, forget it 
'Cuz I refuse to laugh from Roshi's sloppy seconds
You're slow as a turtle when getting to the punchline
I'll blitz through like Piccolo, you're wasting my time
My students smile for a brighter future
For generations to come at the cost of my life 
Yours doesn't know a thing about humor
'Cept he went home to his wife while you wait for the revive
I'll predict all the shit you'll say and switch it around
Can't say if I got jumped when the Ginyus Forced in your house
You won't get my stamp of approval 
So come take the pen from me and tell me how you've been crucial

King Kai :
That verse was a joke? You're gonna have to be more clever
Not one single chuckle, even Yamcha's done better 
And I don't mean the monkey when you're playing Bubbles dirty
But you're gonna get chased with that machine so... quirky
Now that's how to do a pun!
Though my antennas couldn't find for me to give a puck
Dude you’re a lousy schmuck, and what's worse, bud?
Got that foresight for luck, and still got a hole in your gut

Nighteye :
Don't you dare mock me for the sacrifice I made
Goku flocked to escape when got played by Cell's game
Makes sense why you're blue faced, choked when you catch fades
A God of Destruction the way you're scared, I'm wide awake!
Midoriya can't press me, what made you think you could?
Didn't need a spirit bomb, one verse was all it took
To send the North Kai south, and with that you're out
Not just a trash talking half pint, you're that and a clown

King Kai :
Don't even have the weights on but I'm dragging you downright 
Might as well call up.. oh wait! Sorry, the clock's hands' tied
You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, let alone Snake Way
A second rate Aizawa that Horikoshi left erased!
The future's set in stone? Let's take a look at your third year
All that kid end up doing was showing off his rear
He lost his quirk.. then got it back? Ironically tragic
Your final moment blew up in your face worse than Planet Namek
Have Eri rewind this battle cuz I'm twisting your film reel
Since you're more full of yourself than Goku eating a meal
But hey, thanks for the fun! I'm sure we'll meet again
When you arrive on my planet with a halo above your head


Sir Nighteye vs King Kai - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #11 (ft. RaccoonBroVA and MetaMachine)

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cg2fnEIvxLwsgsPSAN1_B34mlPqUVY7ZvyINVfG494s/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Big Jack Horner
King Mewtwo as Frieza
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing and thumbnail by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by SYKO
Art by Skydivingquagga
Hint for next time: "Shifty Salesmen" (ft. Quizzique)

Wario Apparition Vs This Man - Bonuses By Cri (ft. King Mewtwo and Nela IWNL)

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