i love my lasagna, i eat it everyday
it helps with insomnia, and your mom is gay
i shoot some balls, and then get laid
i live that good life, it'll stay that way

yesterday i went to bed to sleep
but insomnia caught up and now i can't sleep
so i grab my lasagna and try to eat
but the monster in my bed keeps making peeps
so i grabbed a shotgun and blew him into dust
then i got sued for a milli after toying with that rust
his wife misses him, apperently that's enough
then i went to jail for murder, i'm in toys r us
then when i got to jail, i consumed some lasagna
then escaped masterfully, that was awesome
then i killed his wife
and children
i am so fucking cool

i love my lasagna, i eat it everyday
it helps with insomnia, and your mom is gay
i shoot some balls, and then get laid
i live that good life, it'll stay that way

last night i fucked your mom i'm really hot
then she turned off the lights and i hit the block
but i checked in your room to see if your fine
what the fuck why are you jerking off to furry porn
bro cmon, go find a bitch
it aint that hard, look in a ditch
then look at yourself, realize youre a snitch
kevin in third grade really deserved that chip
then i divorced that woman and joined the squid games
i killed an old man, that was very normal of me
i then lost at the glass game, i'm not steady
then my lights turned off, bouta jumpscare freddy

i love my lasagna, i eat it everyday
it helps with insomnia, and your mom is gay
i shoot some balls, and then get laid
i live that good life, it'll stay that way

lasaga

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Nmesh if had a single ounce of fucking drip:

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