I'm sitting at the airport
Poking at my phone
I just popped 2 Valium 
A coffee and a beer

I'm surrounded by businessmen
All starring at their phones
So it must be normal

Walking down the corridor 
The faces passing by
Some smiling some crying
But no one wonders why

We trail one behind another
One foot ahead the other
So it must be normal

Working for the devil
They carry cane and cape
They ask me to take off my shoes
They have some girl in tears

Your belt your rings your fucking phone
But we all do the same
So it must be normal

We walk down to the bus
They said they're sending two
But everyone wants to get on
So they packed us into one

Uncomfortable and sweaty
But we're all in in this as one
So it must be normal

The overhead compartments 
Are packed with useless shit
There should be room for everyone 
But someone's bag won't fit

She looks like she could use some help
But everyone ignores
So it must be normal

We all have destinations 
We have some things to say
We all have people that we love
That are too far away

We all have needs and worries
We all have bills to pay
So it must be normal

So trampling one another 
Afraid to be too late
We march as sheep and flock as birds 
Trying to get ahead

All for one and one for all
This chaos is the way
But is it really normal

It must be normal

- Update: October, will hit back with something tasty.
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Rock n roll has been a fun ride but for now county is calling the soul once again. You can easily navigate genres in the Playlist section.

Strumming their way through heartbreak, hilarity, and highway hijinks, The Artificial Home Wreckers are a country rock band like no other. Born from a chance encounter at a roadside diner with a broken jukebox, these renegades of rhythm specialize in songs that sound like a wild Friday night and feel like a hungover Saturday morning.

Their music is a cocktail of twangy guitars, foot-stomping beats, and lyrics that toe the line between tragic and downright ridiculous. From ballads about exes who "borrowed" their truck (and forgot to return it) to anthems about that one unforgettable karaoke night gone horribly wrong, they’ve got a tune for every lovable misfit out there.

Catch them on tour (if their GPS actually works this time), and remember their motto: “Breaking homes one chorus at a time!”

Shit we did: Helped #saveourculture, 
2nd in SC Soundbites contest.
Topped the global chart download chart with the #1 spot, Twice.
Beating out The Prodigy and Zedd (who was very nice about it).  
Many charity releases and hundreds of collaborations.
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Life is too short for art to be perfect. 
Art is too perfect for life to be short. 
Enjoy your life, no-one is going to do it for you
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The thing about "Doing something wrong on purpose" is it is easily mistaken for a schoolboy error. It takes a concerted effort to "do things wrong" often enough, under this auspice, for even some to notice the distinction. Hopefully these few hundred tracks serve to properly prove my professional incompetence.

Don't expect a genre, but I like to dance.

You can find a creator of independent audio art here. I've done stuff before if that matters. With people you have heard of and people you haven't.

Some of the free stuff is here https://soundcloud.com/twobob/sets/free-stuff-for-the-clouders, more is "out there", too...

Dig in and take some time away from that which you expected.

A lifetime supporter of grass-roots musical art, Our last act was making a model that create sound snippets from simple text requests https://huggingface.co/PsiPi/audio supported by https://github.com/RoyalCities/RC-stable-audio-tools

Singer and songwriter from Brazil. Here, I put my own songs and some covers, with my voice and guitar only.

Dig the tunes? Check out trippy music videos: https://www.youtube.com/@grasspatchbum

Website or Instagram for booking.

Need change - going into the depths.

Techno, Trance, Psytech, Psytrance, and other liquid psychedelic music is where I'm the happiest but I do love a lot of Latin, Tribal, Trip Hop, Lofi, Chillhop so occasionally I'll release something off-beat.

------ Past-Tense Shenanigans ------

Born in the dust-filled vibes of a ‘90s apartment, Grass Patch Bum started spinning records back when vinyl was king and internet cafes were revolutionary. Armed with a crate of vinyl, Grass Patch Bum dived headfirst into underground raves and sweaty house parties, learning the art of blending beats on turntables and (eventually) the "futuristic" CDJs. But the journey didn't stop there.

After taking a hiatus to dive into the world of FL Studio and dissect the mechanics of production, Grass Patch Bum came back stronger, with a repertoire of original sounds and the technical chops to match. Fast forward, and they've turned dancefloors upside down from Thailand to Vietnam, Bali to the heart of Europe. Now, powered by Ableton Live and a creative arsenal that refuses to stay in one genre, Grass Patch Bum weaves sonic journeys that blend groove, grit, and just a sprinkle of nostalgia for the good ol' days.

Catch him live for a taste of nostalgia, modern beats, Latin grooves, electronic melodies, and a wide range of liquid sounds. Whether it's a tropical beach in Thailand or an underground club in Berlin, Grass Patch Bum brings thems booty movements like no other.