This is an outrage, an outrage! Whose idea was this?

Drums: Jake Gardam
Trumpet: Joshua Britt
Tenor Sax: Maurice Soque
Trombone: Sam Rowley
Recording Engineer: Lily Marsden

Tupperware Cone Lyrics

Tupperware cone, what a useless product, so pointy so unstable. 
Tupperware cone! I mean just the concept; imagine at your table
Bringing your leftovers out with a grin... 
Then you say dig in!

Going round the table is a cone of food 
How do you put it down? (You can’t)
You can’t, its a failure of design! 
Buy a special stand just to hold it while you fill. 

When you learn who was that engineer 
Whose salary was paid for these efforts 
Sudden rage runs through your arteries,
such robberies, these charades of kitchenware!

Tupperware cone it’s just so upsetting,
The lid goes on the bottom!
Tupperware cone!
When it falls it rolls and rolls and spills in a circle. 
Tupperware cone I'd go on and on and on and on, on and on. 
Tupperware cone earth did this pass by the higher ups? 
Tupperware cone!

A committee sitting in their conference
Noone wants to wants to be there, 
They've been here for hours, working, fighting 
Tired faces make a grave mistake

Cone (repeated)

Cone of food
The ladle does not fit
Like, you've got to tap, or pour it out. 
Plastic cone, how do you keep it in your cupboard,
Nothing fits in side of it yet 

Sombody out there 
Maybe somebody trying to push some boundaries
Somebody visionary,
Somebody looking to cause profound unease
Someone artsy 
Someone living the twenty first century
Some old prankster 
Someone filming me for documentaries. 
Someone causing me such quandaries 

Tupperware cone 
I don't know why I’ve been so obsessed with finding reasons
For it to be included in the 
Rest of the pack?
Isn’t even microwave safe!
Why did they even bother?

Can't believe I bought this worthless plastic cone 
I feel ripped off 
And confused 
And betrayed 
One out of five stars.

Tupperware Cone

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Tupperware Cone

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