Crowd into these pews
All you faithful rubes
In awe of the steeple

I make my fortune
I own a jet
All courtesy of
You
Gullible sheeple!

Get on your knees
And beg forgiveness
For your pitiful
Existence
From your make-believe
God

Can I
Get a witness?

Kneel and pray
Every sunday
That's the ONLY way
You're gonna get a spot
In the country club
Up above

A ticket to HEAVEN
Me you should thank
Just hand me
All your money
I'm laughing
All the way to the bank!

Jesus Christ

Aint all uh yall
Funny!

Bible babble
Cons the rabble
I live in a
Mansion
You
Live in a
Hovel!

Can I get a
Amen?

AMEN!!!

Can I get a halleleuyah?

HALLELEUYAH!!!

Can I get your life savings?
Is ETERNAL LIFE
Worth it to ya?

 
I'm speaking in tongues
and y'all so dumb
In nomine
Pecunia
Uck fay ooh yay!
Dominus
Dumb asses
I take my money from the
Masses!

You keep coming back
To increase my stacks
Best of all?

I DON'T EVEN PAY TAX!

How do I get away with this?
I'm a
TELEVANGELIST!
He's a telly van gel list!

PRAISE THE GOOD LORD!

HEAVENLY CON ARTIST!

Bible babble
Cons the rabble
I live in a
Mansion
You
Live in a
Hovel!

Can I get a
Amen?

AMEN!!!

Can I get a halleleuyah?

HALLELEUYAH!!!

Can I get your life savings?
Is ETERNAL LIFE
Worth it to ya?

 The good lord giveth
And I take it away
My megachurch podium
Is where I pray
That all you sweet lambs
Just pay and pay
And if your house gets flooded
I TURN YOU AWAY!

I thank god nightly
For treating me so well

But If there was a Devil
I wood surely burn in
HELLLLL!

TELEVANGELIST

The market
Is going down
They elected a clown
Now stocks are
Tumbling
Our economy is....
Crumbling
And this pseudo potus
Is a
Fumbling
Bumbling
Fool

ICE
And the secret police
Are coming for you
Billionaire musk is
Costing us jobs too

But this cretin still gives
Our tax billions to
Netanyahu

Israel gotta keep that genocide going

A failed business man
In the white house
Sends the USA
Swirling in the
Whirlpool of the toilet bowl
American shit hole

Donald jay trump serves a
Foreign master
He's putin's puppet
A traitorous bastard

Elect a clown
You get a circus
He promised us
Everything
But now he just
Jerks us
Time to dump trump
Time to dump trump
He's hurting me and you
So the best thing we can do
Is flush this turd away too!

But still the maga cultists sing
Oh oh Donald
We love how you do us
Oh we love how you screw us
Hit in they head by one too many
DOGE  balls

This vulgar buffoon
Our country will ruin
It's painful n to see
He don't know what
He's doin!

This has really become too much
He ruins everything he touch
His cabinet's filled with
Sociopathic sycophants
All doing the destruction dance

Elect a clown
You get a circus
He promised us
Everything
But now he just jerks us
Time to dump trump
Time to dump trump
He's hurting me, you
And all our families too
This action is long overdue

Everybody sing
Let's throw donald j trump
In the dump
Let's put that felon in jail
Where he belongs
The murricans who voted him in
Are dumber than a stump
Time to dump trump
Time to dump trump
Step down
Step down

They elected
An embarrassing
Clown
Donald j trump
Pulling this country
Down

A Tragedy of Errors: The Clown Führer

Imma goin too yeah yeah
Go outa tonight a oui oui
Hubba hubba si si
 
Met her at da clubba hey hey
Bought her a drinka bottoms up
Hope a that late uh whoa whoa
we make-uh da small talk 
I make-a da joke a ho ho
She make-a da laffa ha ha

Calls me a loo za 
Hey
But Im a no getta 
offenda no no
Imma gotta da planna
Imma goin too

Sinka da pinka
Smoocha da coocha
Jamma da clamma
Call uh da uber

Arriva der chee uh
Baby beem bo
We didda the 
Boomba
Now leave uh 
My roomba bye bye

She had a friend-a
She name a Brenda
I jamma my cozza
In her rear en dah
We make a da 
Boomba on the veranda
And singa da songa
Dats a more ayyy moon in a you eye
Now they botha 
Wanna my Lira  chingity ching
But all I wanna 
From a dema 
Ease uh

Sinka da pinka
Smoocha da coocha
Jamma da clamma
 call uh da uber
Arry va der cheeuh
Baby beem bo
Later I'll see ya
We didda the 
Boomba
Now leave uh 
My roomba

Always remembuh
We ginzo goombahs
Just uh wanna 
Jamma you clamma
Like I didda 
My momma Sofia
Cu jeen uh Maria
Aunty Bella too
Olivia oil all over you
 
Makea da bedda springs uh go
squeek uh 
Da squeek uh
 
Sinka da pinka
Smoocha da coocha
Jamma da clamma
Calla da uber
Arriva der chee uh you super freak you
Baby beem bo
Later I'll see ya
We didda the 
Boomba
Now leave uh 
My roomba!
And dont uh forgettuh to
Soakuh muh deakuh too

Sinka Da Pinka

SINKA DA PINKA 1

I was 36
Stood on line
Bowie and Lioi
Our names rhyme

My musical idol
I got to meet him

Can I shake your hand
Put 'er there, mate

It was awwwww ful nice
Awful nice
Really quite paradise
Paradise
I should have gone for a hug
But they'd have thrown me out

HMV
NYC
Is where I got to meet
David Bowie
1995

We're all here
Then we're gone
Then we're gone
Our music though
Lives on and on
Loving the alien

David passed away
2016
But his music
Is forever
And ever
Forever and ever
His song went on forever
Awwwful nice
Really quite out of sight

Meeting David Bowie

I just wanna go back
Can we please go back
To that time
When it all went so well
When it wasn't hell
When we loved each other so
When we laughed through 
Rain and snow
When our love was 
So brand new
When you loved me
And I loved you
You love me
I love you
What can we do?
Time like the wind
Swept it all away

More can I say
What more can I say?
There's nothing more to say
I just wanna go back
Gonna go back 
If we can only go back
Make it all good again
Make it all ice cream
I scream
Into the wind

Make it all ice cream
I scream
Into the wind

Own IceCream on Apple 

IceCream

people say that
I'm insane
I think they
are so inane
they can't
comprehend
my brain
 live their lives
wallowing in shame
looking for someone
something to blame
thoughts and emotions
they can't contain
 
I can leave em
on the very next train
they're just water going
down the drain
do not expect me
to explain
too much bother
too much pain
nothing will ever
bring them fame
they'll just go out
the same way
they came
yeah.

People_Say_Things

The Fight

YEAH!
I got a bone
to pick with y'all!

Ever since
back in the day
people be butcherin
my last name
it's ALLL ways the same

Lee oh wee- 
a linguistic 
tongue twister!
An Italian with a Hawaiian name
like Pineapple 
on pizza
get it right 
or I'll hitcha! (pee yow!)

Lee oh wee, 
Lee oh 
wee
Lee oh wee!

Pleased to meetcha!
Can you say my name?
Why do 
3 vowels in a row 
Mystify you so yo? (watt sup wit dat?)

like some complicated
game.
y'ALL  don't even be tryin
so I just changed it to Lions 
(king of da jungle RAWR!)

I aint lyin
IT saved time & 
aggravation

but now its time 
for some
education

to vent 
my frustration
with their limited 
imagination

incantation begin! (pay attention FOOL)

Lee oh wee, (lee oh wee)
Lee oh 
wee (say it again!)

Lee oh wee, 
Lee oh 
wee (lee oh wee)
 

Just 4 letters
But they think
they know better

One consonant
Just L
followed by eye oh eye

So why oh why
Don't they
Even try?

Followed by 3 vowels
So why do people 
Trip so hard?

Ell eye oh eye
is Lee Oh Eee
not
lee oh eye
or 
Lee oh Lee
not
Lee oh knee
or 
ravioli or scungili or linguine (or GABBA GHOUL!)

it's Italian lee oh wee
not french lee wah!
got it? 
NO?

why why why?
 (WHAT'S WRONG WITCHU?)

Lee oh wee
Show some respect
My ancestors died
and left me that name
BUT
Y'ALL put me to shame
3 vowels aint  to blame
 (concentrate & enunciate!)
so lame lee oh wee on the brain!
[chant] LEE OH WEE
LEE OHHH
WEE
LEE OH WEE
LEE YO HO!
LEE OH WEE
LEE YO HO! [FADE OUT]

LIOI

Why do  you SCROLL
As you sit on thee BOWL
What's your GOAL
Are you a troll?

Just
Scroll scroll scroll (scroll!)
Till you get old old old (old!)
Then will you
Know know know
Whaddya know
I don't think so
Ha ha ha scroll oh
Because you fo mo
But yo lo
So go  flow yo

Whatchu looking for?
Is your life a bore
Yolo
Or is it fomo?
Are you a homo?
I can't take it nomo!

Just
Scroll scroll scroll (scroll!)
Till you get old old old (old!)
Then will you
Know know know
Whaddya know
I don't think so
Ha ha ha scroll oh
Because you fo mo
But yo lo
So go  flow yo

Scroll before you go to bed
All those images in your head
You get
Dopamine
Living in ur phone screen
So obscene
What does it all mean?


Scrollin
Trollin
Steady rollin
Short attention span
What's your long term
Plan
Where you going man
Or woman?
Where you going
Whatchu knowin?

Just
Scroll scroll scroll (scroll!)
Till you get old old old (old!)
Then will you
Know know know
Whaddya know
I don't think so
Ha ha ha scroll oh
Because you fo mo
But yo lo
So go  flow yo

Dopamine Screen

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A Tragedy of Errors: The Clown Führer

Gregory Lioi

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