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dental school

get me down to where the devil goes

pleas check out the video for this song http://youtu.be/qrTibqzsAEQ

I redid this one b/c I was not happy with the last one. Sorry for the reboot but its for the better.

Groggy- guit-a-bass, lead vox
- drums, backing/lead vox.

I'm bored with TV as i rock myself to sleep,
n my lovin is pretty obsolete
shake it don't fake it cuz i, I'm the man
shake it don't fake it cuz i'm, I'm the man ,I said that

He presses on through the night he presses on with might
he just might have gotten there if its pants weren't so damn tight
Jill the one he loves, the one he wants to get
but she does not feel like that, at least not just off yet, not just yet

I just invented the first pants on OFF machine
if you ask me what I'm gonna show you what I mean
I slipped into the night as I cried myself to sleep
but now I just invented the first pants on off machine, I said that

He sits crying cuz of the Machine
putting lots and lots of lovin into the machine
he sits crying cuz of the Machine
making the first pants on off pants on of machines

How do you do your business putting lots of love'n from the heart
mother don't you cry for me
wondering where the money comes from

hand out
she'll take the handout hey hey
pants off, she'll take your pants off
handout
she'll take the handout.........

PANTS on Pants off Machine (Home album version)

Anal Beads In Cavity (i love you so)

i i i i i i i love dazy

Dogshit Generation

Battle of the Entities

Use this to channel a spirit of Muppet Puppy 

I Got a Muppet Puppy And it Looks Real Good

I'm working on my home album and here is the first one done. 

Since everyone is so interested in lyrics Here you go:

welcome to mother's house mother's house welcome to
Mother gets her Lovin when she dope deal Lovin spread on the butter and put it in the oven oh mother I don't like the food shut up little bitch and go to your room 
welcome to mother's house mother's house welcome to

 you like to smoke ganja with Marley on your wall mother watch a Tony Danza movie while she balls hey Bjork baby got a flu you going to let your baby cry like you do
2x  how to be the lover how to be the mother how to be the father of a daughter and a brother 
welcome to mother's house mother's house welcome to 
4 x  how to be the lover how to be the mother how to be the father of a daughter and a brother 
Hellas for mothers that fall for their lovers
 hell is for losers and family boozers
 Hell is for dinners and family sinners
 hell is for mothers that fall for their lovers 
go to your room son you'll get no breakfast hun go to your room son you'll get no better hun 
Hellas for mothers 
welcome to mother's house mother's house welcome to 
mother gets her love while she dope deal Lovin spread on the butter and put it in the oven
 oh mother I don't like the food shut up little bitch and go to your room 
4xhow to be a lover how to be a mother how to be a father of a daughter and a brother

Hell Is For MoThErS

Meanwhile, back at Bible camp

Papa wants his Sanity

**(!!warning!! You can't unread this)**
Scabie got their babies and they must have been in embedded now hopping n a Boppin n a hopping on the baby how I got to go to doctors and I got to get the medicine fucking all that shit I can't afford the blow for head again

Hey man how's it going man how's the tan how's the band how's the scabies on the hand I'm just a doctor going to give you all the medicine going to give you medicine and make you go ooooooooo

Scabie got the babies and they're hopping on the baby now hoppin and a Boppin and hopping on the baby how got to go to doctor cuz I got to get the medicine never going to afford it unless I take em to the bed again

Hold him down what did I say hold him down what is the meaning of this hold him down what did I say hold him down what is the meaning of this

2x The mother the baby the thermal of reality got to put the medicine upon the little baby now

2× I'm just a princess I don't have no scabie babies I'm just a princess I didn't give you scabie babies

Scabie got their babies and they must have been embedded now must have been embedded and they're hopping on the baby now got to go to doctor got to got to get the medicine hobbiton babaton hobbiton n Barberton

Hold him down hold him down hold him down hold him down what did I do hold him down I ain't got no scabie babies hold him down what did I say hold him down I ain't got no scabie babies hold him down what did I say hold him down I ain't got no scabie babies

Scabie Babies (with lyrics)

A Neil Breen Alien Take Over

sentimental men of the 90s

meanwhile, back at bible camp


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