Orchestrated the damn thing into a somewhat decent demo.
Lyrics:

Just A Little Piece of Peridot 
A tiny Pinch of Pearl
A little glob of Garnet Guts
Just enough to make you hurl

A little slice of Steven’s arms
Und for a little Zing
A sliver of Amethyst’s liver
Would sure be just the thing!

I'm Baron Siegfried Von Shakenburg 
And my thick shakes are a delight
Business is slow in the morning und evening
But I make a killing at night!

Our special today vould be Jasper sorbet
Vith Pink Diamond parts in a pulp! 
As their arteries drain, you’ll hear Tumblr Complain
Vith each slurp und every last gulp!

Just A Little dash of Rose Quartz 
A daily dose of Greg
The Lungs of Lars, Connie, Und Sadie Would
 take zem down a peg!

A little bit of Lapis
Und Yellow Diamond’s Brain
Zen toss zem in ze blender
Und bid zem all AUF FREEZERSEHEHN!!

Baron Von Shakenburgs Waltz Extended Orchestra

Gruntchovski Von Veizatun