Ever had a half litre of Vodka on an empty stomach? Well, when I say empty I mean mostly. I left out the chicken drumstick. Clearly it was the wild card in the situation... a toxic drumstick!!!   When has booze ever given someone a stomach ache by itself. NEVER. Fact.

Toxic Drumstick - WIP

Finally got the proper 1/4 inch cable to record my machinedrum doodles.  here's the first.  messing with 1 64/64 pattern, some global filters and junk.  the little bass loop was made in reason 5.  and yah, suddenly these zombies broke in and started eating up all this corn!  frr serious.  they love that corn... and repetition.  and distorted bass apparently.

Zombies eating corn ...live!  Like... yah, chompin' on that corn in real time.

Messing around with some ode to come on you slags.  MachineDrum, Maschine /w Razor, and text to speech.  Still working out the melodies and such.

Come On You Slugs!   WIP v1

The drillness

Work in progress.  I got commissioned by the interstellar sub galactic snooker derby org to do their annual snooker derby music for their electro static cantina.  This will ultimately be played on water pipe and snooker flute so really it's just early days sonically speaking.  really just sketching at this point.  hopefully upon their arrival on the earth mother it will be polished plentiful.

Annual Alien Snooker Derby  (1 Min Snippet)

When the sun gods give you warthog.  Make warthog stew.

Warthog stew

Scarfmuffin

80s porn

"You look like a pooped out pin-wheel!"

Fact!

Life Auto-Pilot

I found this track amongst some piles of old garbage. Made it in 2009 and now I kinda dig it. Here it be...

80s porn

GT