We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

Davy Jones

Mr Dirty Balls

The Legend of The Fry Cook but it’s loopable (Credit to SirPheonixNo8 on YT THANK YOU!!!)

Lord X - Big Misser (in collaboration with Churgney "Fat" "Bald" "Rotund Bastard" Gurgney)

It keeps me up at night, oh
Doing what I do best
Impatient all inside that
Wide open head, oh

The thing that brought you here, you
You haven't got a clue
I'll hint that it can't take its eyes off of you
Could it be

You find yourself in here with no way out

Give up the ghost and get what's long overdue
Captively captivated, capturing you
Can't turn away unless I say that you can, oh
Don't you fret, I've been your friend 
I did it

I did that
I did that
I did that
I did that

I hope that you can feel my 
Breathing right down your neck now
Are you intent to steal my 
Unbeating heart, I'll tell you

Our fun that never ends
A shame that I have to send you
Careening through the course
And right back to the start
You're here within

My trap of empty madness all without

Give up the ghost and get what's long overdue
Captively captivated, capturing you
Can't turn away unless I say that you can, oh
Don't you fret, I've been your friend 
I did it

I did that
I did that (Ay)
I did that (Hold it down)
I did that (Hold it down)

Ay, you already know who it is, it’s big Bendo
Check it, one, two

Caught in the grasp of complacency (I can skate, circulate, tribulate all your life)
It's a place that we know all too well
But we hate to leave it (hate to leave it)
You can deign to leave, but don't wait for me (Can you tell me how you want it)
I can find my way out on my own (Far too late, hide your fate, maculate what I find)
(Don't you know, there's always just a little bit of something that'll keep you coming back)
I can't find my way out on my
I can't find my way out on my own (In you, know it's true, don't hold it tight)
Cuz there's a million little criteria biting at my mind
Like, who's gonna tell me why I'll never make it out the mines? (No, I can’t find my way out on my own)
Like, who's gonna show me why I'll never spread my wings and fly?
Like a bird from the nest, baby, I just need to rest
But there's a hell of a lot more incentive to live on
There's a hell of a lot more intention to kick ennui to the curb (Maybe I can find my way out)
Disregard what you heard
The still water's disturbed
Let an old house burn (I did that)

This last and final game, you're
You're stuck so fervent playing
I know it's crystal clear
That push comes to shove
I'm saying

You'll meet with my desire
And you'll know what to do
Entwined in dance and chaos
Stronger by your love
You know I win

Control is lost and gone, I'm on you now

Give up the ghost and get what's long overdue
Captively captivated, capturing you
Can't turn away unless I say that you can, oh
The stage is set to never end
You won't forget what's 'round the bend
So don't you fret, I've been your friend
I did it…

I Did That

Minds

Lights dimming 
Upon the
Rain-riddled fantasy
Keep moving
Only time'll guide it down
Into the riverflow
Waves crashing
Without a
Reason to Rhyme your Misery, Oh
Too Tempting
Pick up your strife and See This
Beauty

Do you want it? Really Really want it?
Will you take it? Come along and take it?
Wanna fake it? Hide your own and fake it?
Oh, It'd taunt you until the day you break it

See yourself, What's all inside that dead shell
Till the rotten, dying bits all Within'd bloom away
By the power within me 
Can't you get ahold of yourself? 
Get on out there, won't you give 'em hell
Till you've shown 'em all every bit of you, babe  
Maybe you could let me set 'em free

Maybe you could let me set 'em free
Every little triviality

Midnight, starin' at the time
Waiting for someone else
Like you can't ever move on
'Cuz you're afraid of fallin'
'Cuz you're too scared to live life
And you're too scared to give love
But it's love that can overcome all of the hate swimmin' in your head

If you want it, Really really want it (If you want it)
You can make it, baby, you will make it (You can make it)
Go and face it, show yourself and face it (Go and face it)
Oh, it'd haunt you if you don't embrace it

See yourself, What's all inside that dead shell
Till the rotten, dying bits all Within'd bloom away
By the power within me
Can't you get ahold of yourself? 
Get on out there, won't you give 'em hell
Till you've shown 'em all every bit of you, babe  
Maybe you could let me set 'em 

Free to see it all
Free to break the shackles you held in thrall
You'd recall

Before we met
You sat alone
Rotting in that cell
You came to me
I helped you see what you oughtta be
You've been so redeemed

(Backing vocals are the same as pre-chorus 2 and chorus)
Though you tried to hide
Know I always saw through your silly disguise
Now we see the real you inside

My pleasure and duty
To bring it to view
Now you're showing your Beauty
The power in you
Now won't you show all the world who you are
Who you are
Who you are
In your heart
Come on and shine oh so bright
Bring all the darkness to light
Your light
See your Beauty
The Beauty in you
Won't you set it free
Oh, won't you do It For me
Won't you Shimmer so BrillIantLy
When the Shadows Creep In underNeath all your Skin
You Just shrivel em up with your Beauty
Woah Woah Na Na Etc.

Beauty

Runaway

Classy over flashy, the next evolution of Alex Schor

Classy

DAGames's Lyric Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIORXomwCcE&ab_channel=DAGames
iTUNES VERSION: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/follow-great-wait-repeat!/id1053737666
SPOTIFY VERSION: https://open.spotify.com/album/3vxWKR0xIM3isLRKYEtaZm
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album?id=Bjvzld5n26yohmpvwod2yakw3xu&tid=song-T3uaa5b3d22qkr6podosmlnpuae

The Legend of The Fry Cook but it’s loopable (Credit to SirPheonixNo8 on YT THANK YOU!!!)

Alien Teto