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Dj Guru - Let's go!

DJ-P FROM TAIWAN EVEN BEEN R16/JD/DANCE@LIVE/BOTY/FSS/REDBULL BC1/FIS/BIS AND SOME JAM DJ  

A few weeks ago my life was in absolute shambles. I was a miserable alcoholic and because of this my beautiful wife of seven years took the kids and left me for my next door neighbor Marvin, a slightly more sober alcoholic. Then a few days later my lever company gets sued because its apparently illegal to run a business solely on the unpaid labor of children. I was charged with 20 life sentences and sent to a maximum security prison. After a few months I was able to escape and took refuge in a random Waffle House's parking lot. It was here that I hit my all time low. I tried to make a living by betting on underground fights with the local homeless people but the homeless person I bet on died of homelessness so I had to give up my final possession my dirt house. I truly had nothing left. I was on the brink of dying of homelessness myself when I saw it through the Waffle House restaurant window the first episode of the Talk Tuah podcast. Within one second of watching the first episode I was transported to a higher realm of existence. In an almost dreamlike state I was pulled into a hall of the greatest thinkers of all time such as Socrates, Albert Einstein, and of course, the Hawk Tuah girl. I watched them all carefully construct the first episode of the podcast and just by simply watching I felt like I gained the wisdom of at least four average men. But my mortal body wasn't a strong enough vessel for all that wisdom so I ended up passing out. When I came to I had a new better looking wife with no kids and a multi million dollar mansion. My lawyer even came by and told me that the podcast got rid of my past crimes so my business is saved. I learned absolutely nothing from this experience but I can't wait for the next episode of the podcast.

Dj Guru - Let's go!

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