Lyrics:
Hey guys, did you know when it comes to P̒ͨoͪ͛̒ͩ̀̈̚k̆̏ë̿͛m̌̓ͭ̋o͘nͨ̅͏ ͯ͝b̓̑̃̓̎͏r̂̊eͣ͆̐e̢̔dͥ̑ͣ̀͋ͮ̂i͑̑̔̒͛̕n̢ͭ̐͆ͧ͑̚ǵ͒ͮͮ́ͧ, Vaporeon’s fuckability is beyond exceeding.
From the field egg group, mostly are mammals, high base HP stat, easy to handle. 
Being 3 feet tall and 64 pounds, you’ll spend all night making mac and cheese sounds.
Go ahead and leave the lotion at home, Vaporeon’s always wet, tight and ready to bone.
It’s got all the right moves like it’s begging to be used, stay up all night with a different case of the blues. 
Charm to disarm, attract to distract, Tail whip for fat lips, captivate to impregnate.
Abilities only there to help you mow. W̤̘͙̪̳͎̱a̭͖̟t̩͖̞͓e͉̥͉͎̻ṛ͎̘͇̞ͅ ͉̣͔̘̥̣A̘̻̩͔̭b̝̦͔̦͉̯s̭̗͔̮̟o̯rb̳̙̗̣̯͎ and Hydration make fatigue a no-show.
There’s never been a Pokemon more compatible, any other Pokemon is laughably infallible.
Juicy dummy thick, built for human dick, rest assure Vaporeon can l̗̟͍̭̠̹̣ḛ̥̻͇̥͔͚ạ͉̮̞r͈͉͚̮n͓̯̖̪̝̤̰ ̜̼̠̬so̖̪̰̹me̞ ̰̘di͇̳̱̪͚r̭̬̖̲̰̹̺t̼̠̘͍̱̱y̱̺͎ ̙̩̤ͅt͉̫̰̬r͉̝̠i̼c̤͈̻̤̰͉ks͖͎̮̘.

Eminem's Vaporeon

BussinBussy