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Sir, I'm terribly sorry
but this behaviour is not in keeping with the tone of the institution
I must kindly ask you to conclude your visit at this time
The gift shop is just on your left as you depart

Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Your behaviour!
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

I'm afraid
I must insist your conduct is rather outside the standards we uphold
If you would be so good as to see yourself out
The gift shop will mark your final stop

Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Your behaviour!
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Sir sir sir sir
Your behaviour
Not appropriate

This isn't quite the performance we had in mind for today, sir
Might I suggest an elegant exit
Through the gift shop, of course

Thank you for your co-operation.

Exit Thruu The Gift Shop

Hamlet Sharp