Lyrics
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Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea
Ave a cuppa tea
I'm the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With my solo polo vision. (That's right)
I'm a cockney geeza
Watch me bleed ya
I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper
Taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat
Pound your banana(Two pound your pear)
Pound your banana, (Two pound your pear)
Pound your banana, (Two pound your pear)
14 shillings for your melons
Oh yeah
Were the piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper cutting through the night like a windscreen wiping you away like rain drops don't mess with the boys
Shut your noise
Coming in strong like a freak show nightmare
Dancing skeletons, white, blue and yellow ones
Moving through the shadows with the speed if a cat
And if you cross us
We'l cut ya
You aint gona like that
Im bad julu
I use voodoo if i choose to
I harness the power of evil to abuse you
A power, a polo, an evil magnet
Were sucking up your soul
You ain't gona like that

About
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Mighty Boosh – “Hitcher Song” Cover 🎶

We’re huge fans of The Mighty Boosh, having binged every episode and soundtrack more times than we can count! This cover of the Hitcher’s haunting melody is our tribute to one of the most delightfully surreal comedy-dramas ever created.

New to The Mighty Boosh?
• A British cult classic created by Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt, blending absurdist humor, original music, and fantastical storytelling.
• Catch it on BBC iPlayer or stream most seasons on Amazon Prime Video.
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Hitcher Song (Mighty Boosh Cover)

Hamlet Sharp