My Computwr Ate Me

The first track I made for a follow up to MFZ. 
Project is probably scrapped.

The Couples Mask Song (MFZ 2)

Epic Fail

The Fucking Reset Button Is Jammed

Maximum Velocity

RainbowRoad

8-Bit Sky

RoughIntro

Hanni Und Kroko

EX (2008 Version)

Forsaken Fortress

Abschied

Guardians

Rainbow Road

Spellbinding Symphony

Instagram @ikidnappedtheprincess

The first song that will be released on our EP Multidimensional Massacre
I Kidnapped The Princess coming at you with some violent Nintendocore

Lyrics:

Princess was taken into a new castle
Nintendo has tortured me just for the numbers
Just like a Pokémon forced into battle
Bloodshot red eyes as I never get slumber

She was kidnapped by a turtle
As I stab it with a piercing knife
It’s a hazard to eat these reptile corpses
Come on man, old tricks make you die
It’s kind of hard to see with a knife in your eye
Come on man, you can’t win with those moves
Nintendo made this gimmick too damn overused

The princess was safe but this story won’t end
Your foolishness won’t give you time to repent
Nintendo will milk you till they’re satisfied
They’ll cry out for mercy as they watch you die

This princess will be grateful that your ass is finally dead
The worst thing is when you died you saw the princess suck my balls

“Bowser is a bitch ass motherfucker, get the fuck up if you think you can fucking take me, try to take what you want all you’ll see is my fist, try to run up on me I’ll put you in a ditch”

Uuuughhhh

I'M TIRED OF SAVING THE GOD DAMN PRINCESS

Will be on all streaming platforms soon, sorry for the delay

Lyrics:

Keep that man away from my dog 
Or they’ll be a disaster 
Keep that man away from my dog

Snapchat premium is a waste of money
It’s also a new way to reveal you’re single 
If you’re gonna waste your money on fake pills
Maybe you should not make false promises

Whoever put somebody on doxbin 
Has casted a horrific fate on themself
They have permanent virginity 
They’ll never feel the touch of a woman 

This is what you deserve 
You have always been a nuisance to our Minecraft world 

We’d be very reckless if we ever let you join back
Aware you can’t be trusted with information we hand out
We are dinosaurs and now with you gone we stand out
We’d be intoxicated if we ever let you join back
Must be some laced up chemicals in our own drinks that made our brains not work

You took some Adderall and thought you were tweaking out 
Stop harassing the fat man, or you’ll get everyone killed 
You want to be a thug huh? Well step one get out of the cornfield
Didn’t know a gang banger lived up in the country mountains 

Your music is a cheap bootleg game to the artist you copy
The only opp you have is intelligence, you two can’t work together 

Marker man

Abschied

Hanni Kohl

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