Magdalene

pure misery

jeans

good boys remember well

Can't Deny It

The Ballad of Satan’s Bride

How Does It Feel?

Expendables

If You're Gone

If You’re Gone

“Something's standing in the way, blocking the staircase
Locked all the gates, cast shadow on your face
So will you burn the town down?
Do bird for the crown, drown out the sound of everything but, the song in your strut
Well, will ya?”
Calum Connaughton, Frontman

Barbiturates - single

Barbiturates

Stream

[verse 1]
got a problem? yeah pal, something like that
I sent the bat signal but he ain't text back
so I'm sat here fiending
while my beer goes flat
waiting on a bag
from some sluggish twat

[chorus]
The dealer's always late
Says he got stuck at a red light
held up in a gunfight
Got a flat on the turnpike
The dealer's always late
Got hung up with his mother
Got lost
and got nicked
he got caught with another

[Verse 2]
Don't mean to seem impatient
But can you hurry up and drop?
No time for hesitation
When you start
You don't stop
and mate 
I'm sorry to nag and to be so blunt
but can you get a move on, I'm an eager cunt

[chorus]
The dealer's always late
Says he got stuck at a red light
held up in a gunfight
Got a flat on the turnpike
The dealer's always late
Got hung up with his mother
Got lost
and got nicked
he got caught with another

[Verse 3]
The worst part is not knowing
If you meant what you said
Do you plan on showing up?
Or should I go to bed?
And mate
The longer I wait
The more I’m tempting fate
1 in the morning I’ve been trying since 8

[bridge]
I’ve checked my phone so much
I’ve worn out the screen
Mate, you’re late like a ritual—
proper locked-in routine
And I’m stood here like a muppet
in the cold, lookin’ keen
While you spin another story
that I’ve already seen

[Final chorus]
The dealer's always late
Says he got stuck at a red light
held up in a gunfight
Got a flat on the turnpike
The dealer's always late
Got hung up with his mother
Got lost
and got nicked
he got caught with another
The dealer's always late
Got stuck in an elevator
fighting an alligator
Printer ran out paper
The dealer's always late
Yeah, He's in the shower
It's been a long day
better give him an hour

Dealer (Alternate Version)(Bonus Track)

Happiness is a science, a disconnect from reality... all the signs lead to nowhere...

From pub-going eccentrics to creative dynamites, Happy Science are the band you can’t live without. The North London based collective claim to be an “alternative to alternative rock music” and their fuzz filled, modern pop offerings more than live up to that claim.

Happy Science are not a band in any traditional sense of the word. A collective of producers, mix engineers and multi-instrumentalist songwriters; Happy Science are a melting pot of creative innovation.

A diverse range of influences, from political change to art, culture, protest, film noir and more; Happy Science are a modern day musical equivalent to the films of Stanley Kubrick and Alfred Hitchcock. You can hear the raw voice of working class North London estates clash with fuzzed drenched guitars and pop sensibilities. Musically, the band has cited Sonic Youth, The Velvet Underground, Can, NEU! Kraftwork, Blondie, The Last Poets and Pixies as key inspirations.