In 2001, a couple of hormonal, spotty teenagers figured they'd try their hand at creating a new genre of metal. Crossing influences as varied as System of a Down, The Prodigy and Rolf Harris, the duo founded Harm Your Baby - a ridiculous "pro-smoking" band designed to offend both sensibilities and ears.

I thought this album was lost, but someone sent in a copy and it truly is as daft as I remember. If, for some ungodly reason, you want to hear more Harm Your Baby, there's more from this album that I'm too embarrassed to put here. Get the extended edition of Nicotine Dream for just $1:


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