hey, I'm Travis Abshear!
to save you some time: yes, all my "original" songs are from 2000's The Marshall Mathers LP.  I am so sick of getting messages from you guys acting like you figured it out.  figured what out?  my extremely obvious and never secret joke?  jesus christ.
anyway, enjoy

I like to make things sound like other things.

“I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practise resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms.” - Emerson

Followers of Harrison McElroy