dj, producer. i don't jesus much but i often miau.

DJ, producer and enthusiast of classic, high-quality techno. Producing and mixing have become her path to musical self-expression. Her sets feature a blend of powerful and dark electronic music.

Old-fashioned at heart but always forward-thinking, Virtual Geisha is a DJ, record collector, and educator with deep roots in theater and philosophy. After a decade in the theater world, she pivoted to electronic music in 2014, quickly earning a reputation as one of Poland’s most intriguing selectors, known for her passion for obscure and forgotten records.

Driven by the art of storytelling through sound, she curates immersive musical journeys, with her “It’s VG” project serving as a tribute to the vastness of the musical universe. Focused primarily on 90s and 00s gems that slipped through the cracks of the digital era, she revives hidden treasures that deserve to be played and appreciated.

Virtual Geisha is the curator of the Fresh Faces Stage at Carbon Silesia Festival and a co-creator of Carbon Academy, an educational initiative within the festival. She also contributes to shaping the future of electronic music as a member of the Dance Music Steering Committee at EMMA (European Music Managers Alliance). During the pandemic, she founded the now-closed Pop Up Radio, a platform that supported DJs in uncertain times. Occasionally, she brings her sonic expertise into theater and multidisciplinary art projects as a sound designer.

As the founder of VG DJ LAB, she leads a groundbreaking DJ studio that blends technical training with creative mindset development and industry strategy. In 2023, VG DJ LAB was recognized by HEMI (Hub for the Exchange of Music Innovation)—a European Commission-backed initiative—as one of the top 10 startups offering innovative solutions for the music sector.

She is also the founder of Maiko Agency, a consulting agency that helps emerging artists craft and share their stories through an empathic marketing framework, ensuring their voices are heard in an industry that thrives on authenticity.

BOOKING & INFO: lastrobots@gmail.com

The duo Last Robots are two Warsaw DJs - Bert & iRobot. They've come together over 20 years ago but each of them has clocked more individual DJ-miles previously. Bert used to be a resident in legendary club Piekarnia and that was the place where Bert and iRobot created their own project (previously known as Electricity!). 

In 2005, as a duo, Bert and Igor became residents at the On-Off club (later Vinyl), where they remained a solid presence, as promoters of their own night called Electricity!, with special guests including Felix Da Housecat, Annie Mac, Touche, Justin Robertson, King Roc, Yuksek, Lottie, Linus Loves, Oliver Huntemann, Ralph Lawson and Alex Metric.

Both are DJs and producers - they record under Last Robots name but they also run separate projects like Piona or Holiday80. Their DJing cooperation evolved into studio work and now Last Robots are not only out and about at parties, but more importantly for them they also create their own sounds and remixes for other musicians, including Giorgio Moroder & SIA, Hurts, Ursula1000, Kamp!, Novika, Jolie Cherie and many more. Their music were released on labels such as: Sony, Opus, Whiskey Disco, The Very Polish Cut Outs, EMI.
They have also clocked several well-received edits and bootlegs: their version of the "Piosenka Młodych Wioślarzy" by the Polish all-time cult band Kult went down a storm with audiences at festivals and parties in 2008-9. They have also created music for several commercials.

Last Robots have been everywhere in Poland – not just in clubs but also top festivals. They were present at Open'er, SnowFest, Audioriver and Live Festival, where they were the official support for The Prodigy. They also shared the stage with Soulwax, Booka Shade and Max Sedgley. In 2012 they visited Japan, where played a couple parties in clubs and festivals. 
Music they played represents different genres of house, but also electro and disco with powerfull and energetic vibe. If you like dance, you should definetely visit their show.

techno on wax | vinyl dj and producer
booking info: mglowacka.booking@gmail.com

UPCOMING DATES:   
23/01 Warsaw, J1 
31/01 Crackhouse, Gdańsk
14/02 Poznan TBA
28/02 Warsaw TBA
07/03 Gdańsk TBA
25/04 TBA

BOOKING:
North + South America: bshprits@teamwass.com

Europe: jack.clark@unitedtalent.com 

MANAGEMENT: 
joey@owndrumgroup.com

PROMO: 
ayybopromo@gmail.com

LABEL: @GDBRecords

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