A Hat in Time B-Side

Nyakuza Metro Level Intro Jingle

"𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚜;  𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗... 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎... 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜  𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜..."


I BOUGHT THE WRONG NEW KEYBOARDIT DOESNT HAVE A NUMBERPAD

uuwg pronouns? any ig

I AM DOING OKAY.
PLEASE PUT AN [You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game!] TAG ON THIS. I WAS ON THE [Subway, Eat Fresh] AND WHEN I SAW THIS I HAD TO START [Winging my Ding until I Gaster Blaster]. EVERYONE ELSE GAVE ME [Hyperlink Blocked] AND WE'RE SELLING [Merchandise] LIKE “WHAT THE $!$$” AND “CALL THE [Human Resources]”. I DROPPED MY [iPhone 16 on us] AND EV3RY BUDDY AROUND ME [Father's Day Sale on Used Saws] THIS [Eyesore]. NOW THERE IS A WHOLE TRAIN OF [[BIG SHOTS]] [Stealing my Fountain!] TOGETHER AT THIS $0.99 IMAGE. ITS ALL YOU're FAULT, YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED [Everything] IF YOU HAD JUST [Marked Down] THIS PRODUCT [Child Unfriendly].

Just here to cause problems and listen to music


Things: Shit. I'm out of minutes. I guess I'll pay for artist pro, eventually.
Things updated 10/9 at 2:36 PM


A Hat In Time quote of the week:
All roads lead to Mafia. Not good, big immigration problems. We fix this by moving to island. Now no road lead to Mafia. Downside of living on distant island: stuff take forever when order online. It come by small boat, but every time it come, we shoot. After while, boat stop coming. - Mafia Goon (dont you fucking say anything)


Pls read to the end I spent too much time on this 💀


★☆✪ About Me ✪☆★

✪ Age: Old enough to drive
✪ Bday: Nov 20th
✪ Pronouns: He/Him
✪ Dream Job: Game designer, YouTuber, or animator
✪ Height: 5' something idk
✪ Blood type: Red
✪ Nationality: Californian... idfk
✪ PST timezone
✪ I'm more active (and awake) at night
✪ I am cursed with ADHD
✪ VERY introverted


☆★Likes☆★
-Being weird
-Reading
-Music
-Memes
-Drawing / digital drawing
-Analog horror
-Collecting random things I find
-Being with my friend
-Yapping

☆★Dislikes☆★
-Loud noises
-A.I.
-Being in crowded areas
-Some kinds of bugs
-Phonk
-Fortnite
-Gen Alpha
-All the 'philes
-Sprunki
-Cookie Run (any)
-Politics
-Brainrot
-FNF


★☆✪ Favorites ✪☆★

✪ Color: Any shade of blue
✪ Games: (not in order)
-Animal Jam
-Mario Wonder
-A Hat In Time
-Kirby and the Forgotten Land
-Mario Kart World
-Rabbids Go Home
-Pokémon GO
-Feral
-Minecraft
✪ Shows:
-SpongeBob
-The Amazing Digital Circus
✪ Food:
-Anything spicy
-Cereal
-Bagels


★☆✪ Random Facts About Me ✪☆★

-I talk to myself
-I'm homeschooled
-My favorite number is 546
-I'm straight (probably. I hope.)
-I live somewhere in California (PDT timezone)
-I love rain / cold weather
-I use ( ) way too much, if you couldn't tell
-The walls in my room are cyan
-My most used # on Instagram is "#hell"
(btw go follow it pls)
-"Just here to cause problems and listen to music" has been the first thing in my bio ever since I joined
-My discord server is called "Femboy worshipping yaoi dungeon" (we love femboys now)
-I have 6 cats and a dog who thinks he's a cat


★☆✪ Socials ✪☆★

✪ Discord: foxybagawk
✪ Animal Jam: badpiggie09
✪ Instagram: @badpiggie09
✪ Switch: 5990-0976-0883
✪ Pinterest: Foxybagawk


★☆✪ Other Stuff ✪☆★

If I randomly follow you, it's cuz I like your bio or you just look like a cool person :D

DM's are open send me random shit 😭
PLEASE TALK TO ME I NEED HUMAN INTERACTION

Also you can vent to me (I encourage you to), I like having other people talk sometimes 💔

Hi = You're cute

Hey = I like you

Hello = I want to get to know you

Sup = I want to date you

Yo = I have a crush on you

Wassup = I want to be your friend

Aye = I want to make you mine

Copy and paste this onto your bio and see what people send you


★☆✪ Random Quotes ✪☆★

"YOU CALL ATTENTION TO THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, *inhale* TO THE BELL, *inhale* AND THAT'S ALL YOU DO! YOU DON'T DO IT TO A THIRD-PARTY! BELL AND BUTTON! THATS ALL! - Failboat

"Eat yummy food! Laugh lots! Sing for fun! Sleep soundly! That's what life is all about!" - Kirby

"Love isn't something you feel, it's something you do."
- Li'l Petey

"You should never trust anyone but yourself, especially in tennis doubles." - Donkey Kong

"If you are determined to succeed in life, nothing can stop you. Except maybe a truck. Because if a truck runs you over, you'd pretty much be stopped."
- Timmy Failure





thanks for reading :333

Nyakuza Metro Level Intro Jingle

Hat In Time B-Side Soundtrack 2