Dr. Neo Cortex (Warped) - Crash Bandicoot: N. Sane Trilogy

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

I like to go shopping with my friends and family, sing, listen to music, watch cartoons, and play video games.

Dr. Neo Cortex (Warped) - Crash Bandicoot: N. Sane Trilogy

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