A riff on Franz Kafka's story "The Metamorphosis," 'Greg!" tells the story of Greg (a man of many accomplishments and natural aptitudes) who undergoes a sudden and shocking change.

Greg!

Take a trip to LA
Call up someone who's not the cops
Hang up as an afterthought, jiggle the coin slot,
Check for spare change

Take a trip to the beach
Get some sun, play some volleyball
Have some fun, drink some alcohol
and MAO inhibitors

Modern Renaissance Man
Carpe diem or kill yourself

Take a trip to the gym
Lift some weights get an injury
Nothing painkillers won't relive
Had an affinity for them anyway

Take a trip to the mall
Who knows where you may find your self?
Start by looking behind the shelf
Perhaps on sale or the clearance rack

Modern renaissance man
Carpe diem or kill your
Self-appointed leaders and czars
Self-obsessed reality TV stars
Self-consoling stories and lies
Self-conception measured in what you buy and sell
Oh well...

Take a trip to NY
Call up someone who's not the cops
Hang up like a Jack Ketch knot
then express your thoughts to them anyway

Listen for a response
Notice just how the voices warp
Perhaps you are just a corpse
Ever seeking a casket

Modern renaissance man
Carpe nihil you've killed your Self
Capre nihil you've killed your Self 
Carpe nihil you've killed your Self

Modern Renaissance Man

Super Dark Radio: Episode 90
WSPN 91.1 FM Skidmore College Radio
11/3/22 Thursdays 12-2PM

Playlist:
Ships in the Night “First Light”
Buck Gooter “Dying to Believe”
Solemn Shapes “Need (DR3AMCLINIC mix)
1983 “Thursday”
Mutator Tot “Lime Diamond Kangaroo”
This “Zero Population Growth”
Headless Relatives “Don’t Care, Holy Blood”
Yort “The Descent”
Merci Van “Demons”
Asa Morris “This Ghost”
Sugar Death Whistle “Smashing Atoms”
House of Saturn “Sugar of Lead”
Pocket Vinyl “Thunder Blanket”
Ice Queen “Into the Unknown”
Ice Queen “Burned Alive”
Ice Queen “The Lizard”
Ice Queen “Midlands”
k. sonin “Amber”
Mr. Cancelled “I Don’t Care if You Bleed”
The King of Nothing Nowhere “Hey, Mr. Grim”
Splotch “Bird Flu”
Kate Ferencz “You’re All Wet You’re on Fire”
Nuclear Power Pants “House of Horses”
Dramachine “Waltzing on the Silver Screen”
Bunnies “Devoted to the Process of Action, Part One"

Super Dark Radio: Episode 90 (11/3/22)

Super Dark Radio: Episode 91 (11/10/22)
91.1 FM WSPN Skidmore College Radio

Playlist:
Sky Furrows “36 Ways of Looking at a Memory”
Public Speaking “Eyes Can’t Stop Listening (Dance Mix)”
Ben Seretan “the Confused Sound of Blood in a Shining Person”
Architrave “Missing Adult”
Ryan Flynn “Automatic Love”
Roost.World “#1”
Roost.World “#2”
Soo do koo “Rapping in a Jar”
Mundy “holdin on”
Non Plus Temps “Facts Sound Like Myths”
Kate Ferencz “I’m a Monster”
Prom Sex “Nine of Pentacles”
Ghost Prom “Crush, Doom, Mushroom”
Headless Relatives “Hollow be Thy Name”
Mr. Cancelled “Split the Difference”
Steve Hammond “Working on a Highway”
Flavour “Stompin’ Ahn Luv”
Rhoseway “Prey on the Rest of Us”
Buck Gooter “Sex with a Hornet’s Nest”
Celebrity Death Slot Machine “Concrete”
Crimesex “Mongoloid”
Data Unknown “New Thought Movement”
Russian Tsarlag “This Waltz”
Zombie Giuliani “Billionaire Death Squad”
Zombie Giuliani “Antifa Super Soldier”
Zombie Giuliani “Blood on Hands”
Zombie Giuliani “Planet Earth”

Super Dark Radio: Episode 91 (11/10/22)

Super Dark Radio: Episode 97 (2/23/23)
with in studio performance by Headless Relatives 
91.1 FM WSPN Skidmore College Radio

Playlist:
Buck Gooter “Time Flies”
Evil Sword “Dead Horse”
Bruiser and Bicycle “1000 Engines”
Spiritkiller “The Spiral”
Spiritkiller “Blind to Myself”
Flowers for Burial “Flames”
Flowers for Burial “Youth”
Snubbed “Alien Bodies”
Snubbed “End Times”
Halo Bite “Real Guns, Fake Holsters”
Halo Bite “Bullets & Bobby Pins”
Headless Relatives “Sanguinaria (Live on Super Dark Radio)”
Headless Relatives “Hollow be Thy Name (Live on Super Dark Radio)”
Headless Relatives “Nativity in Neon (Live on Super Dark Radio)”
Headless Relatives “The Hollow Quarter”
Galene “White Sands”
Anthill Annihilator “Put This in Your Ears”
Yort “Ozymandias Cast Down”
Headless Relatives “Starvation Row (Live on Super Dark Radio)”
Headless Relatives “No Quarter (Live on Super Dark Radio)”
Headless Relatives “Tell it to the Nightmares (Live on Super Dark Radio)”
NXNES “Nx Cryin”
Jason Martin “She Got Power”
Wolf Eyes “Levitating Toasters”
Dan Deacon “Surprise Stefani”
Reggie Watts “Squirrel Joke”
Hill Haints “By the Sea”

Super Dark Radio: Episode 97 w/s/g Headless Relatives (2/23/23)

Grand Optimist Cover First Try

Several years after the band broke up we decided to reform under the name God And Famous. It was the same line-up that recorded A Few Cuts in Return (Anthony Torres,Gary Ziroli, Howard Swartz,Charles Grant,Vernon Guinn)We ended a lot of shows with this Madonna cover (recorded at Larry Carr's studio)

GAF-RAY OF LIGHT

RAY OF LIGHT

Headless Relatives is an independent weird folk rock band from Upstate NY who write songs about people, except when their songs are about birds or Egyptian gods (and sometimes even then).