Mat-R - GTFO

just another the same same & same puppet because i love kris$!!!

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This is the “[PIPEJAM] Kris$, A “Private Eye”” replacement for my AU (it's the best au ever and nobody likes yours haha) “Deltarune: The Same + Same + Same Puppet”. Think about it, many people have made AUs where "Spamt" takes the role of “Kris$ (this is kris$ btw :3 if you even care.. ^_^)”
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[K]: (As I walked through the alley, I noticed a strange figure before me.)
[K]: (Tall, broad shoulders, seemed like a tough nut.)

did you say something? :[$]

[K]: (The man spoke to me, a gruff voice, but not a smart one.)

watch your @*#$!%# tone buddy. :[$]

[K]: (Ach, a vulgar beast.)

YOU KNOW I CAN $^@%!&* HEAR YOU? :[$]

[K]: (The man seemed to have the ability to read minds?.)

LISTEN UP @$&#*!^. I DON’T KNOW WHAT KINDA GAME YOU’RE @#$%^*& PLAYING BUT I- :[$]

[K]: You’d like to play too? No, you like it? No, you won’t join in?
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song by: pepper!
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by the salt block (he’s not himalayan, but we still love him.)
AU by pepper, with help from salt, garlic, and onion
Serious art by garlic
Deux is pronounced like “dœ” with no x btw which is stupid
Mario shit was smoked by @krei-diy, it fucking ruined me
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We’re not gonna make a BIG SHOT
TSS&OP was so good we made it again... but worse..

[DEMO] $%@#+, To the “First Degree” - [Deltarune: The Same + Same + Same Puppet]

ANOTHER fucking same same & other puppet continuation because everyone else is doing it too now, for some reason!? This is the Kris$, A “Private Eye” for my NEW AU “The Same Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴬᵐᵖᵉʳˢᵃⁿᵈ Sₐₘₑ Puppet” IF YOU SAW THIS BEFORE THE DATE 9/12/25 NO YOU DID NOT. OKAY?? AND IF YOU SEE THIS AFTER THE DATE 9/12/25 THROW IT OUT BECAUSE IT’S EXPIRED GARBAGE, ALBEIT NEW NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN EXPIRED GARBAGE. THROW IT OUT ANYWAYS. AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, THROW OUT ANY PAPERS LYING AROUND, ESPECIALLY THOSE DEPICTING AN ALTERNATE SCENARIO IN WHICH “🍷PAMT” TAKES THE PLACE OF “KRIS UNITED STATES DOLLAR.” (yeah thats their full name)
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| HA! Another strike, of course! |
| No one could ever expect anything else from a |
| PRODIGY like me, after all! |
| Sure is nice to unwind after a long week of… Heh, |
| not to brag, but SINGLEHANDEDLY catching only the most |
| elusive cases of fraud and theft has the world |
| has ever seen. After all, was it not ME (and ME alone) |
| who managed to pinpoint the EXACT guy (once again, not to brag, but |
| that was all thanks to me,) who… |
| …who. Uh. |
| Is currently standing on MY bowling lane!? |
| With zero regard for ANYTHING? |

| huh |
| *cough* |
| who, me? |

| How’d he even get in… NO MATTER! |
| Right in front of… ME!!?? OF ALL PEOPLE?? |
| THE GREATEST INVESTIGATIVE MIND OF THIS DECADE..? |
| No… CENTURY?? MILLENIA, EVEN??? |

| dude stop *cough* bragging out loud everyone can *cough* hear you |
| *cough* |
| i kinda *cough* hate self centered *cough* ████████ who make everything |
| *cough* |
| about themselves, you know. |

| …Excuse me? EXCUSE ME?? |
| Like I would EVER do such a thing! |
| Who the HELL even says “cough” OUT LOUD, anyways?? |

| ow ow aghhhhhhh ow ow ow ow |
| keep it down youre *cough* making my misophonia |
| *cough* flare up my ears are *cough* ringing |
| youre hurting me really bad im *cough* gonna |
| *hyperventilating* |
| have a panic attack which also |
| means a heart attack because |
| *coughing fit*|
| i have like 17 *cough* medically diagnosed *cough* heart conditions |
| if you keep ███████ around youre gonna |
| *cough* kill me its gonna be |
| alllllllll your fault you *cough* know that |

| Jesus, this guy is gonna give ME a heart attack with his damned attitude… |
| Does he know this is no way to talk back to a savant? |

| dude *cough* no i ███████ cant *cough*control my ███████ *cough* language i got |
| ███████ tourettes i *cough* ███████ cant do anything about it im so |
| *coughing fit* |
| ███████ sorry ███████ ████ *cough* ███████ ███ |
| *cough* ████████ ████████ bud |

| Why are you STILL saying coughing fit out– |
| WHATEVER! It’s not even vulgar language I have a problem with, |
| I MEAN, I sure as hell do now but it’s that..- |
| YOU’RE JUST TOYING WITH ME! |
| ATLEAST, WHEN *I* DO THIS SORTA THING MYSELF, |
| I HAVE TACT, SUBTLETY, CHARISMA! YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A FACE!! |

| ok first off *cough* my face got dipped in ███████ |
| acid in a *cough* factory accident you cannot |
| insult me for my apearance thats *cough* kind of |
| a dick move people get sued over *cough* that you know |

| You did that on PURPOSE! You can’t talk ANYTHING about lawsuits! |

| second off i have *cough* lactose |
| intolerance *cough* i dont *cough* |
| its not my *cough* fault you had *cough* cereal for breakfast and |
| i can *cough* smell it on your *cough* nasty ███ *cough* breath |
| that’s gonna get me killed and *cough* |
| *cough* you fired by the way |
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EVERYTHING BY ME I MADE IT ALL (except from some design help from @cambutcooler my goat)
did you know the krazmon 5sop ramb role is actually canonically canadian its true you know
“OH!” Is a phrase people say sometimes, you know. But who would I even credit it to?
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We all know the Megalo Clamour for this AU is never happening. Let it go, bud.


[OH!] FRAGILE: – ᴴᴬᴺᴰᴸᴱ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᶜᴬᴿᴱ – 🍷PAMT [The Same Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴬᵐᵖᵉʳˢᵃⁿᵈ Sₐₘₑ Puppet]

I keep forgetting that I have to do the writing for this.
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This is the "Justice Served Warm" replacement for our au; DeltaRUN AHHHHHH
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💣 [5:59] ✓
∆=ππ÷ππ=∆
^^§^^•√•√•^^§^^

+ { Among a bunch of cables and strange mechanisms, you can see a sign. }

=[HoHoHo!!!
I knew you could get in here!]=

=[Come on, try to solve my wonderful riddles!]=

+ 💭 Hmmmm... okay let's see this

--~1~--
||‘‘×××’’||•^•^||

+ .. ★$★ 🔍 ★$★ ..

✓ SOLVED ✓


---#2#---

€//€000&67

+ .. ★$★ 💢 ★$★ ..
+ XXX
+ .. ★$★ 🔎 ★$★ ..

✓ SOLVED ✓

_#-//€3€\\-#_

• //////////+/////////// •

+ ... 🔍 

+ { It all sounds like a dog chasing its tail, but at some point, it will succeed.}
+ { That's the power of CONSISTENCY. }
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FINALLY IM DONE WITH THE WRITING 
oh wair i have to do 2 more 

Song by @sawtoothlifterarcs
art and writing by @twomoroa19x2

Be So Kind To Solve My Puzzle [DR:TSSE?P]

the same same & same puppet again again because @kuoshttf and @backfill STINK

This is the '🖱️(A) Here's my deal! (B) MY DEAL IS NEAR.. (C) heeere comes my deal' replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same Other & Same Puppet”.
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[Ah, wait.]
[Now that I have a good look at you...]
[Could you possibly be one of the cultists?!]
▼

i mean maybe that sounds kind of cool
yeah im the best cultist ever

[How'd you find me??]
[Shit! Fuck!]
[You'll never take me alive!]
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wait was that the wrong answer
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song by: @cambutcooler (this guy again?)
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by not sp amt… obviously… (@cambutcooler)
Previous AU by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
Wacky art by @cambutcooler
minecraft
3&same week hosted by someone, probably
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im so full of puppet ough please no more

ok maybe one more couldnt hurt

[3&Same Week] [IT'S ALL GONE AND DIED]▼ (who said it ever died?)▼ {𝓲𝓽 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝓭𝓲𝓮...}▼ - [Deltarune: The Same Same Other & Same Puppet]

i forgot to work on this (this isn't me being mainliney i genuinely forgot)

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This is the “Justice Served Warm” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The §ame $ame Puppet”.
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THE UNDERBELLY
FALSE-TIME: 15:32
REAL-TIME: 02:37
📋 the place is empty, ransacked
📋 not a sign of life is seen
📋 you know you're winning
📋 you know you're getting closer
📋 you crave the feeling of sweet, sweet victory
📋 even if it means trickery
📋 your excitement bubbles
📋 you skip along the dusty halls
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EE30 - BRAIN BLASTER DRAFT 7
AS OF LATE, MY GREATEST INVENTIOnnnnn nn n
(This is the last one.)
(The writing becomes incomprehensible scribbles after that.)
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song by: @bluera7f
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by Kirby_64 Marimba
AU by @heracross42 (The Lone Sigma)
02:37 hosted by YOUR CLOCK????
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02:37 / an insincere integrity / T§$P

OHHHHHHHHHHH :[$]
KRIS! DID YOU SEE THAT?? :[$]
SNIPED!! :[$]
CUHHHHH-LIPPED!!! :[$]
OOOHHH I #$@%&^* GOT HIM :[$]

[K]: (This... gas man. He's so... VIOLENT.)

BOIII :[$]
WHY YOU SO... :[$]
TRIGGEREDDD!! 😎 :[$]
LOLOLOLO :[$]
pass me my mountain dew, kris. :[$]
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... im so sorry

MLG - [Deltarune: The Same + Same + Same Puppet]

this is the oh shit wait this track isnt out yet haha anyways enjoy
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*  𝒲𝐸𝐿𝒞𝒪𝑀𝐸 𝒯𝒪 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒲𝒪𝑅𝐿𝒟 𝒪𝐹 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐸𝒜𝒟!

* 𝒲𝒜𝒯𝒞𝐻 𝒪𝒰𝒯 𝐹𝒪𝑅 𝒮𝒜𝒩𝒟𝒲𝒪𝑅𝑀𝒮 𝒪𝒩 𝒴𝒪𝒰𝑅 𝟨!

* 𝐻𝒜𝐻𝒜𝒜𝒜!
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song by: pig
im too tired to write the rest of ts out

WORLD OF THE DEAD [Rated R, Only in Theaters] - [Deltarune: Ollie's The Same Same Same Puppet]

blah blah blah all the other tss&sps suck and im making a better one you know the drill
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This is the "..." replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same Other & Same Puppet”. Don't ask.

[Oh, hello again.]
[Apologies for earlier.]
[You really should not go around aligning yourself with people you don't understand, you know!]
[Be more careful next time.]
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ok

[Well, what brings you to my humble shack this fine evening?]
[Can I get you anything? A glass of water, perhaps?]
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could i have that cool looking book there

[What? The cool looking...]
[Oh gods, the Necronomicon?!]
[No, no, you can't have that!]
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id like it though
itd go nicely with my other paperweights

[You don't understand what you're asking for!]
[This is a centuries-old textbook on the arcane and unknowable!]
[And you want to use it as- What, a paperweight?!]
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i mean not like i need to read the damn thing
i always glue the pages shut, makes it a little heavier

[I... Well...]
[Hmm.]
[I suppose I could, if you do me a favor as a measure of trust.]
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oh nevermind i dont wanna do that

[If you could complete a ritual for me, I'd appreciate it!]
[See, there's this sanctuary near here, I attend, but recently haven't had the time to bless it!]
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no noooo shut up shut up

[If you could go there, and bless a few sites around and inside it, I'll give you the book, free of charge.]
[I'll glue the pages shut while you're doing that. It will take a while.]
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no no i dont want to do another quest please

[Here, I'll mark the location on your map, so it's easy to find.]
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god
dammit
fine ok ill do the ritual thing
if itll get this stupid marker and whatnot out of my face

[Good luck! I've left the supplies you need for it near the door.]
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song by: @cambutcooler (this guy again?)
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by not sp amt… obviously… (@cambutcooler)
Previous AU by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
Wacky art by @cambutcooler
epic reference....
3&same week hosted by someone, probably


02:37 / an insincere integrity / T§$P

hera cross 42