Wrote this song for my wife. Not a sappy song about love, an earnest song about building a life together.

I hope they put this song in a commercial,
So that I could have a happy life.
I hope they put this song in a commercial,
So that I can make a happy wife.

I hope they put me on the TV,
Give what I say a big laugh track.
I hope that audiences embrace me,
I hope they measure the impact.

Chorus
Teach me how to sell
I'd really like to sell
teach me how to sell
to sell out.

I hope they wrap my body in plastic
To keep me fresh and treat me nice
I hope they sell my body in plastic
I hope collectors start a fight

I hope they keep me with the good toys
Like the ones from fisher price
I hope that everybody loves me 
Like movie stars and jesus christ

Chorus
I think I'm going to sell
teach me how to sell
I'd really like to sell
to sell out

Solo

Teach me how to sell
I'd really like to sell
Baby can I sell?
I think I wanna
Mama can I sell
Daddy can I sell
Teach me how to sell
Sell out

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