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One of the most in-demand session musicians in Los Angeles, guitarist and songwriter Jay Gore has toured the world sharing the stage with such artists as Hilary Duff, Lauryn Hill, Michael McDonald, Michael Bolton, Bobby Caldwell, The Pointer Sisters, Keb’ Mo, Marcus Miller, Christopher Cross, Sheila E, Eddie Money, Lalah Hathaway, Rick James, Seal, and countless others. A gifted songwriter, Jay has written and produced music for hit TV shows, such as 90210, Miami Ink, American Dad, E.R., Party of Five and others. Jay's funky guitar playing and production expertise can be heard on albums from artists as diverse as Sly Stone, Stephen Bishop, The Veronicas, Siedah Garrett, The Matrix, Edgar Winter, David Paich, and Greek superstar Anna Vissi, to name a few. When he's not writing songs for hit artists, Jay's main passion is writing and recording his own original music. On Jay's most ambitious album to date, with the tongue-in-cheek title "Bong Water," Jay checks all the boxes from the funky to the sublime with a little something for every taste. The songwriting is superb and Jay invited some very talented guests to bring these great tunes to life - including his old pal, the award-winning songwriter and vocalist Kevin Fisher on the rock ballad "Love These Days," a gorgeous song they co-wrote - vocalists Kari Waller and Sareet Rimon were brought in to add their golden voices to the searing ballads "I Was Leaving Anyway" and "You're Just Another Song." For all the guitar aficionados, the album features five of Jay's stunning guitar instrumentals from the rocking title track which hits harder than a bong - to the smoldering guitar pyrotechnics of "Ibiza Nights."  Once again, Jay's velvet touch is ever present throughout. 


Jay Gore - Ibiza Nights

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Fucked Up (Remastered)

As heard on The Dick Show Episode 133 (01:30:00): https://thedickshow.com/episode-133/
Special thanks to Peach Saliva for the guest vocals.
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Lyrics:
[Festive Screaming]

HMWH Christmas Parody Song 0001 (feat. Peach Saliva)

Hard Men Working Hard Christmas Parody Song 0001

Dick Masterson is bluepilled

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Lyrics:
Hollywood military 
Trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do 
When they come for you?

Marching one by one, bodyguards in front
They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns
They'll smash down the doors of the big white house
They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf

Hollywood military 
Trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do 
When they come for you?

Million dollar revolutionary guerillas 
Playing the part of well trained and stone cold killers
It's a call-to-arms broadcast over twitter 
And they're bringing their best Yeah, they're bringing heavy hitters

And they're not afraid to call you out and label you Hitler
They're not afraid to dress up in rainbow glitter
They're not afraid to knock over trash cans and litter
So you'd better watch out if you call someone a nigger

Nazis, watch out
Sarah Silverman is out and about
Fascists, get down
Lena Dunham is here in town

Shitlords, you're next
Patton Oswalt has his boot on your neck
White man, you're through
Hollywood Military coming for you!

Hollywood military 
Trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do 
When they come for you?

Marching one by one, bodyguards in front
They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns
They'll smash down the doors of the big white house
They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf

Hollywood military 
Trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do 
When they come for you?

Rolling down the boulevarde, a marvelous parade of military might 
A display of authority and violence
Silence! Meryl Streep just arrived
Who're you wearing Meryl? My god, It's to die for!

They're not afraid to bring you up on trumped up charges
Not afraid to string you up feet first from the rafters
They're not afraid to fuck you up and slash your tires
And gouge out your eyes and fucking skin you fucking alive 

Nazis, you're dead
Kathy Griffin is losing her head
Homophobes (oh my)
George Takei'll get blood in your eye

Shitlords and Bullies
Amy Schumer is gonna show you her pussy
White man, disband
Ron Perlman has piss on his hands

Hollywood military
Censor obscenity
Family friendly dream 
Sponsored by your neighborhood pharmacy

Honesty policy? (No!) 
Not for them but for you and me
I gotta feeling that they're not who they claim to be

Jackboots marching in step
Your screams Grammy nominated
It's the Hollywood Military bitch, who'd you think it'd be?
So where you gonna run when they come for your family?

Hollywood military, 
Trained killer celebrities
Through your television 
They'll stage their coup

They're here and they're queer and they're bringing up the rear
And they're fully choked up with their crocodile tears
They'll smash down the doors of every house
They're gonna save us all from all of ourselves

Hollywood military
Trained killer celebrities
Where're you gonna run 
When they come for blood?

Hollywood Military

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If Only You Knew (How Good Things Could Be)

I've had this file for a long time, and I couldn't find the song any where. Idk why this song is seemingly so rare. But I decided to upload it do others could hear it too. 
This song is not mine, nor am I claiming it's mine. It has been uploaded for archival purposes.

Negative XP - Degenerate

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