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Electronic Playlist

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👂 Earoist
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❎ Exodition
🏰 Fort
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🥷 Harryzo
🍬 Herbet Sherbertbert
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😘 Hotchkiss
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🦴 Jobbed Bone
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🤒 NoFlu
🥜 No_Nuts
⛔ No thanks
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🐶Teddy Bear Syrup
🦁 The Zoo
🌊 Thomas C
🚆Trainwrecked
🥾 Trentworth
🔱 Tydeus
🚫 Umpty Madoo
🤫 Unspoken Insult

Lyrics: 

Apologise, all you gotta do is cry and apologise
All they want from you is to apologise
Head down to the ground, ass to the sky
Kiss the ring, quick now, won't say it twice

Quite the scene you've made, do you feel pride?
Everybody's stopped to watch and you have all eyes
Speak the words, sing 'em loud and say 'em right
Now rise it's time to -

Apologise, take back all the lies and apologise
Posting cringe online, think I wouldn't mind?
Down bad, see you mad in the replies
Did it all for the clout and the quick likes

Every sneed you've sown, you will reap thrice
Max cope doing damage to your hairline
Take it back, there's a chance if you do it right
Now rise it's time to - 

Apologise for all your lies
Look me in the eyes now and mean it
Feel it, I don't believe it
Get down on your knees now and scream it

Apologise for all your crimes
Look me in the eyes now and mean it
Scream it, I don't believe it
On your hands and knees 'til your bleeding

Apologise for all your ties
Look me in the eyes now and mean it
You're bleeding, I don't believe it
Get down on your knees now and please it

Eyes fixed on the screen
You'll see what we mean
Not hard to believe
Repeat after me

Eyes fixed on the screen
You'll see what we see
Not hard to believe
Repeat after me

Now make amends for the shit you said but you never meant
Too late to say it was all pretend
Save face and take it on the chin 
Maybe then we'll let you back in

But don't forget, the truth always wins
All your sins round your neck
Tightening, cut the thread, do it quick

Stand up, dust off, now ain't it grand?
They won't stop until they take all they can
Understand, I got your soul in my hands
Call me Prospero, you're my Caliban
 
We've got a handle on the mantle of command
Not a friend left to catch you when you land
Can't build trust on a bed of sand
It's time to make amends

Eyes fixed on the screen
You'll see what we mean
Not hard to believe
Repeat after me

Eyes fixed on the screen
You'll see what we see
Not hard to believe

Apologise for all your crimes
Look me in the eyes now and mean it
Scream it, I don't believe it
On your hands and knees 'til your bleeding

Apologise for all your ties
Look me in the eyes now and mean it
You're bleeding, I don't believe it
Get down on your knees now and please it

Apologise

Special Thanks to our $5 Patreon and New Project 2 supporters (May 2020):
🤠 688as
🥉 a nimble sperg
🍗 BOLDYSPICY!
🍑 Bootyman
🐱 Brady Rainey
🐊 Crocodactyl
🤴 deign
🥕 Dick Dick Dick
🍆 Dick Masterson
🍻 Dillon Bly
🎲 Dyc3
🎮 Erb Beta Patched
💨 Fred Rush
👾 godmonster
💪 Grant Mooney
🏈 James Gifford
🍝 John Vindiola
🏠 Jonny Holmes
💵 Jordan Sellers
😎 Kellan
🛏️ Kevin Kozan
💣 ML Warren
⛔ No thanks
🥜 No_Nuts
😠 Peeves91
🎬 Randy
🌭 Show your dick who's Master, Son.
👨 Stupid Sexy Flanders
🐶🔨 Teddy Bear Syrup
🦁 The Zoo
🚫 Umpty Madoo
❓ Various
🌽 Willie

CHINAVIRUS

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https://patreon.com/hmwh
Cover art by Wormwood: https://twitter.com/JonMugwort

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🥉 a nimble sperg
 💲  Aaron Wentworth
🍾 Alex Dickens
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🧀 Ben Cheevers
🦾 Bionicle Fight Club
🍗 BOLDYSPICY!
🍑 Bootyman
🐱 Brady Rainey
🚗 Chris Carley
🐊 Crocodactyl
🦜 oguebsbczo
🎻 Deedee Megadoodoo
🥕 Dick Dick Dick
🍆 Dick Masterson
🍻 Dillon Bly
🍺 Dmitriy Barsukov
🎮 Erb Beta Patched
👊 Fistacorpse
💨 Fred Rush
👾 godmonster
💪 Grant Mooney
🍬 Herbet Sherbertbert
🏈 James Gifford
🍝 John Vindiola
🏠 Jonny Holmes
💵 Jordan Sellers
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🛏️ Kevin Kozan
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💣 ML Warren
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🥊 PunchLaura
🎬 Randy
🍯 sagacious zu's sex cauldron
☝️  Sam U
🌭 Show your dick who's Master, Son.
🍫  Snickelaer
🐶Teddy Bear Syrup
🦁 The Zoo
🌊 Thomas C
🥾 Trentworth
🚫 Umpty Madoo
❓ Various
💰 Vismund Taxt
🌽 Willie

Lyrics:
Hollywood military 
Trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do 
When they come for you?

Marching one by one, bodyguards in front
They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns
They'll smash down the doors of the big white house
They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf

Hollywood military 
Trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do 
When they come for you?

Million dollar revolutionary guerillas 
Playing the part of well trained and stone cold killers
It's a call-to-arms broadcast over twitter 
And they're bringing their best Yeah, they're bringing heavy hitters

And they're not afraid to call you out and label you Hitler
They're not afraid to dress up in rainbow glitter
They're not afraid to knock over trash cans and litter
So you'd better watch out if you call someone a nigger

Nazis, watch out
Sarah Silverman is out and about
Fascists, get down
Lena Dunham is here in town

Shitlords, you're next
Patton Oswalt has his boot on your neck
White man, you're through
Hollywood Military coming for you!

Hollywood military 
Trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do 
When they come for you?

Marching one by one, bodyguards in front
They're fully stocked up with their coke and their guns
They'll smash down the doors of the big white house
They're gonna save us all from that mean old Drumpf

Hollywood military 
Trained killer celebrities
Watcha gonna do 
When they come for you?

Rolling down the boulevarde, a marvelous parade of military might 
A display of authority and violence
Silence! Meryl Streep just arrived
Who're you wearing Meryl? My god, It's to die for!

They're not afraid to bring you up on trumped up charges
Not afraid to string you up feet first from the rafters
They're not afraid to fuck you up and slash your tires
And gouge out your eyes and fucking skin you fucking alive 

Nazis, you're dead
Kathy Griffin is losing her head
Homophobes (oh my)
George Takei'll get blood in your eye

Shitlords and Bullies
Amy Schumer is gonna show you her pussy
White man, disband
Ron Perlman has piss on his hands

Hollywood military
Censor obscenity
Family friendly dream 
Sponsored by your neighborhood pharmacy

Honesty policy? (No!) 
Not for them but for you and me
I gotta feeling that they're not who they claim to be

Jackboots marching in step
Your screams Grammy nominated
It's the Hollywood Military bitch, who'd you think it'd be?
So where you gonna run when they come for your family?

Hollywood military, 
Trained killer celebrities
Through your television 
They'll stage their coup

They're here and they're queer and they're bringing up the rear
And they're fully choked up with their crocodile tears
They'll smash down the doors of every house
They're gonna save us all from all of ourselves

Hollywood military
Trained killer celebrities
Where're you gonna run 
When they come for blood?

Hollywood Military

Cover art by Protski: https://twitter.com/protski
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🧀 Ben Cheevers
🦾 Bionicle Fight Club
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🍑 Bootyman
🐱 Brady Rainey
🚗 Chris Carley
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🎻 Deedee Megadoodoo
👑 Deign
🥕 Dick Dick Dick
🍆 Dick Masterson
🍻 Dillon Bly
🍺 Dmitriy Barsukov
🎮 Erb Beta Patched
👊 Fistacorpse
💨 Fred Rush
👾 godmonster
💪 Grant Mooney
🍬 Herbet Sherbertbert
🏈 James Gifford
🍝 John Vindiola
🏠 Jonny Holmes
💵 Jordan Sellers
⚖️ Justin Telfer
🛏️ Kevin Kozan
😮 MickeyMitch
💣 ML Warren
⛔ No thanks
🥜 No_Nuts
😠 Peeves91
🥊 PunchLaura
🎬 Randy
🍯 sagacious zu's sex cauldron
☝️ Sam U
🌭 Show your dick who's Master, Son.
🍫 Snickelaer
🐶Teddy Bear Syrup
🦁 The Zoo
🌊 Thomas C
🦊 Travis
🥾 Trentworth
🚫 Umpty Madoo
❓ Various
💰 Vismund Taxt
🌽 Willie

Manlet

Don't ask questions, just listen to song and get excited for next song.
Feeding Time cover art by Lampblakk: https://twitter.com/Lampblakkk

Special thanks to our $5 Patreon Supporters (Nov 2020):
🤠 688as
🥉 a nimble sperg
💲 Aaron Wentworth
☘️ Alex O'Kelly
🐊 Andre Wynn
🎲 Apex
🍇 Basket of Grapes
🧀 Ben Cheevers
🥜 No_Nuts
🍗 BOLDYSPICY!
🐱 Brady Rainey
🚗 Chris Carley
🌬️ CounterfeitCoof
🍆 Dick Masterson
🍻 Dillon Bly
🍺 Dmitriy Barsukov
🎮 Erb Beta Patched
👊 Fistacorpse
💨 Fred Rush
👾 godmonster
💪 Grant Mooney
🍬 Herbet Sherbertbert
🏈 James Gifford
🍝 John Vindiola
🏠 Jonny Holmes
⚖️ Justin Telfer
🛏️ Kevin Kozan
🍋 Lemonsakee
😮 MickeyMitch
⛔ No thanks
😠 Peeves91
🥊 PunchLaura
🎬 Randy
☝️ Sam U
🌭 Show your dick who's Master, Son.
🍫 Snickelaer
🐶Teddy Bear Syrup
🦁 The Zoo
🌊 Thomas C
🦊 Travis
🥾 Trentworth
🚫 Umpty Madoo
🥞 UnemFloyed
❓ Various
🌽 Willie

Lyrics:
Welcome to the far flung year of 20202020
We got plenty on the menu if you're ready
Line up for your daily dose of cockroach cum
Don't run motherfucker, we'll feed you whether you like it or not

Hot and tasty, ready and waiting
Open up for the invertebrate delicacy
We've got your name on a list of pay pigs
So say please and then just maybe...

Payment made via your brain chip?
(Wow!) What savings! (Oh!) So crazy!
Suck it down, savour the dopamine?
(Woah!) Oh Baby! (Yeah!) Amazing!

Feed me daddy, make it happen I'm a slave to 
(My) My cravings, (God!) come sate me
Fuck around and take a look at what
You've made me, God save me

Body prepped for the set
Purebred, Chitin-fed
Fluorescent nutrients
Toned, Sculpted, Heaven-sent

Shell spent, Tears shed
Blood, Sweat, Triple threat
Mind wiped, Synthesised
Open wide, It's feeding time

Consume, Infuse
So many flavours of hell to choose
Old wounds, Brand new
The future is now the past exhumed

You can't refuse
Your body owned and your mind seduced
Your soul entombed
Entrapped within the faceless black cube!

I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never wear your chip

I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never be your, your, your-

Welcome to the club, we got everything you want
Knock knock, open up, hey are ya winning son?
Thanks Dad, this is rad, they got everything you said
I don't ever wanna leave, I don't want it all to end

Don't fret, this is it, got the serotonin drip
One click for a hit, It's a never ending trip
Oh shit? It's legit? Will it hurt? Will it sting?
Lie back, settle in, You won't feel a fucking thing

I can't wait to be a good boy
(Wow!) Hold still now, (Oh!) just enjoy
I want it all, I want to fill the void
(Woah!) Come play with (Yeah!) our new toys

But I can't hold it in no more
(My) Don't be shy, (God) Don't be coy
Scream if you want to be destroyed!

Body prepped for the set
Purebred, Chitin-fed
Fluorescent nutrients
Toned, Sculpted, Heaven-sent

Shell spent, Tears shed
Blood, Sweat, Triple threat
Mind wiped, Synthesised
Open wide, It's feeding time

I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never wear your chip

I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never be your, your, your-

I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never wear your chip

I don't wanna live in a pod
I don't wanna eat any bugs
I don't wanna drink that shit
And I will never be your, your bitch

Feeding Time

Cover art by Lampblakk: https://twitter.com/Lampblakkk
Special thanks to our $5 Patreon Supporters (Dec 2020):
🤠 688as
🥉 a nimble sperg
💲 Aaron Wentworth
☘️ Alex O'Kelly
🐊 Andre Wynn
🎲 Apex
🍇 Basket of Grapes
🧀 Ben Cheevers
🥜 No_Nuts
🍗 BOLDYSPICY!
🐱 Brady Rainey
🚗 Chris Carley
🌬️ CounterfeitCoof
🍆 Dick Masterson
🍻 Dillon Bly
🍺 Dmitriy Barsukov
🎮 Erb Beta Patched
👊 Fistacorpse
💨 Fred Rush
👾 godmonster
💪 Grant Mooney
🍬 Herbet Sherbertbert
🏈 James Gifford
🍝 John Vindiola
🏠 Jonny Holmes
🛏️ Kevin Kozan
🍋 Lemonsakee
😮 MickeyMitch
⛔ No thanks
😠 Peeves91
🥊 PunchLaura
🎬 Randy
☝️ Sam U
🌭 Show your dick who's Master, Son.
🍫 Snickelaer
🐶Teddy Bear Syrup
🦁 The Zoo
🌊 Thomas C
🦊 Travis
🥾 Trentworth
🚫 Umpty Madoo
🥞 UnemFloyed
🌽 Willie

Lyrics:
One, two, three
Stack 'em up six feet deep
Counting 'em up like sheep
Singing to hide the screams

And I said...

Now do you all hear that sound?
Coming from down underground?
I hear the toll of the bell
It's time to send them to hell

I said E-Girls get the bullet
There really isn't any nice way to put it
You gotta put your foot down sometimes
(Facts) Some brats deserve to die

I said E-Girls get the rope
Sorry guys, you know I tried, it's how it goes
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some tolls have just gotta be paid (Tell 'em boys!)

I said E-Girls get the bullet
There really isn't any nice way to put it
You gotta put your foot down sometimes
Some brats deserve to die

I said E-Girls get the noose
It don't matter if they're trad or if they're loose
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some tolls have just gotta be paid, paid, paid

You just line 'em up one by one
No stragglers, don't matter if they're ready or not
We're building a wall out of these fucking thots
And there's a lot more work to do where that came from

And I said...

Who's crying? Bitch, it ain't the time
Save your tears for the ditch where you'll be lying
Suck it up, wipe your eyes and get back in line
It's time for your shower, now get inside

You know it has to be done
You know you've had a good run
You've had your time in the sun
Now suck the end of my gun!

I said E-Girls get the bullet
There really isn't any nice way to put it
You gotta put your foot down sometimes
(Facts) Some brats deserve to die

I said E-Girls get the noose
It don't matter if they're trad or if they're loose
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some trolls have just gotta get laid (Sing it boys!)

E-Girls get the chair
You really could not pay me to care
I gotta put my foot down this time
(Noice) No more Mr Nice Guy 

I said E-Girls get the blade
Ryujin no ken wo kurae
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some tolls have just gotta be paid, paid, paid

Manlet

Hard Men Working Hard