Name: The Pump by Hard Men Working Hard
Duration: 3 min 44 s
Description: Remember, it's more than lifting bars. True strength's within, so lift with your heart.

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Lyrics:
Long day in the wage cage
I can't wait to lay back and rest 
I'm gonna relax and play games
Pass out and do it again

And I work hard to get paid
Yeah, not much but I get by
No time to complain though
The suns up so it's rise and shine
 
And I roll out of bed and get dressed
My soles shined and my shirt pressed
Big smile now, I'm looking sharp
But I got a feeling that things are looking fucked

Cause it might be a long drive ahead
So I tempt fate, by running all the reds
I lean back and cry "I wanna fucking die"
I'm trying crash the car before I head inside
  
Where I greet the big guy, firm shake
He pulls me aside and says "hey mate"
"Now you know you're a star, my number one"
"I got a job for you my son, listen up, 'cause"

"Tonight you have to stay back"
And he dumped a stack into my lap
"And when you're done with that, just one more task"
"Can you eat the shit directly from my..."

Ask me anything
And I'll be there
Just tell me to jump
I'm up in the air

How high now sir?
I'll jump til it hurts
I'm here to serve

My time is cheap
And so's my fee
I won't ever sleep
No, it's for the weak

I'm at your feet
Until the grave
What better way to live
Than living like your fucking slave?

But hey, It's just another day on this gay Earth
Yeah I work like a slave but I gotta earn 
Asked the man "When you gonna pay me what I'm worth?"
So he handed me a pocket full of wet dirt

"Take it wagie. Here you go, this is what you are."
"Know your place at the bottom of the shit pile."
So I did just what he said and took it all.
Every single bit of it. I took it all with a smile. 

"This is it, it's your life, now whatcha think?"
"Don't like it, too bad. Watcha gonna do, quit?"
"Gonna do something 'bout it, huh kid?"
"Nah, you and I both know you ain't gonna do shit" 

"Now get back to the stack double quick"
"Little bitch, before I stiff you with a double shift"
Yes sir, whatever you wish
Ha! God damn, I love working for him

So just ask me anything
And I'll be there
Just tell me to jump
I'm up in the air

How high now sir?
I'll jump 'til it hurts
'cause I'm here to serve

My time is cheap
And so's my fee
I won't ever sleep
No, it's for the weak

So I'm at your feet
Until the grave
By the way, is it ok
If I take Christmas holidays? No? Fuck! 

So the day's tough and the pay sucks
And yeah maybe they will say you're a wagecuck
But it's better than being a neet chud
Piece of shit, reject and retard

Even if we cannot keep up
We'll give it everything we've got
I'll let you in on a little secret
I'd do it all for free
 
But my name will be framed in the hall of greats
Employee of the month, with my smiling face
I'll do what it takes, cement my place
I'm gonna be the quickest fuckin’ rat in the race

Keep up the pace, Come on we've almost made it now
Don't stop, No taking breaks
Embrace the pain, Cause your glory awaits
So taste the flames and exclaim Hail Satan!

Despite All My Wage

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Lyrics:
Take a seat, grab a drink
Clear your head now, don't overthink
Feel the heat, Check your fit
Nice one bro, you look like shit

There she is, remember kid
She's more afraid of you than you are I think
(Dude that's spiders) Wait, what?
Shit, lemme check my script

Hair cut, button-down, chin up, chest out
Look into their eyes, don't stare too much now
Tight grip, ease up, play it cool, young buck
First impression now, one shot, don't flub

Try this, stop that, one drink, throw 'em back
Shit man, how many was that?
Keep track, don't slack, sit up and relax
(Panic got you manic and you're getting way off track)

Focus, get your mind on the locus
Now don't choke on the moment, bro
Just know this shit ain't hopeless
nah, It ain't over til the fat bitch sings her opus

(I don't think that's how that goes)
Who cares, she's staring, open with a joke
(I don't know any jokes) Fuck... ok
Well remember what they say kid

Just be yourself, that's what they say 
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, the standard line
Just be yourself and everything will turn out fine

Straight up lie, I hear it all the time
Why? Maybe they believe it deep down inside
I don't know the machinations of their fucked up mind
Do they really think that shit flies? (yeah right)

Good advice, maybe I can try it on for size
And go outside with my dick hanging out to dry
Feels nice, look at me I'm a normal kinda guy
Howdy miss, would you like another slice of apple pie?

Bitch, I don't even like myself
Think I'd show someone else?
Drag 'em into my own hell, that'd go well 
Golly gee, ma'am, yeah that'd be swell

Come right in and take a look at my cell
Watch your step now, don't mind the smell
Oh something's off? Now how can you tell?
What about this nightmare's setting of bells, bitch?

Just be yourself, that's what they say 
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, the standard line
Just be yourself and everything will turn out fine

Just be yourself, that old refrain
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, but I have to ask
What happens if myself is a huge fucking cunt?

What about then? Tell me now friend
How does my fairy tale end?
Am I the prince? Or will I get fucked like a bitch?
If the shoe fits, maybe I should wear that shit

Maybe that's it, Maybe I'm sick
Maybe I'm too fucked up to live
I'm not meant to win, Should I call it quits?
And make my exit (come on, do a flip!)

My own happiness has ceased to exist
If I end it quick I can spare the sting
Of pain, regret and all the awful things
(Take a walk in someone else's Timbs)

So pull the pin, lean in, watch me spin
I'm on the brink, take no hostages
You watching kids? Neat trick, watcha think?
It's hot in here, I need more oxygen please!

Just be yourself, that's what they say 
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, the standard line
Just be yourself and everything will turn out fine

Just be yourself, that old refrain
Just be yourself and everything will be ok
Just be yourself, but I have to ask
What happens if myself is a huge fucking cunt?

Just Be Yourself

Remember, it's more than lifting bars. True strength's within, so lift with your heart.

The Pump

Blackmail pyramid, several levels deep
Every asset with an asset with an asset under feet
Scratch the surface, take a peek, see what's hiding underneath
Everybody's got a little secret they would kill to keep

Sleepless night again, just me in my own head
I did what they all said but still the pills have no effect
I don't care, yeah 'cause today I made a friend
And I met him on an asian basket making asshole rating thread

I digress, man I swear, he's just like me for real
'Cause he talks like me, so thoughtfully and I can't believe it
It feels real weird, what's his deal? Who's he with? Is he fake? 
What's his name? (Who? HitlerRapist1488?)

Heil mates, howdy kids, how's the ethno-state my nigs?
I like hobbies, I like things, yeah no cap, bussin, fo' shiz
I'm not cringe, I'm like you, what it do?  Who's your crew?
Who you fuck with? Red or Blue? Jews rule, ain't it true?

Anybody here wanna buy a gun?
Anyone here ever wanna build a bomb?
Hey, let's all go and have some fun
Just dancing on the White House lawn

Anybody ever wanna kill a politician?
Anyone here ever had a violent thought?
Yo, you can open up and spill your guts to me, alright?

Late at night, I can hear them all laughing as I type
But the glow is so inviting and it sure is cold outside
Who am I? Just a guy with way too much free time
(Hold the line please) Yo check out this fucking schizotype!

Sleepless night again but now I got a voice stuck inside my head
And it's saying "no more playing now, it's time to be a man"
I'm scared, I thought he was my one and only friend
But now the voice is pushing hard and it won't stop until they're dead

Sure is funny how it's never moneyed men who eat the lead
No, you never see 'em shooting suits or fucking with the feds
Scratch my head, that's a puzzle, yeah it really makes me think
Just crazy kids on the brink, unavoidable, tragic

Let's yeet some fucking granny counting pennies at the store
She's like 80 anyway don't get your panties in a knot
How bout the tots, target's soft, yeah lets fucking kill 'em all
At the school, at the mall, line 'em up and watch 'em fall

So, why'd you do it? Who can say?
FBI won't find a trace
Some might say Islamic State
Others say a broken brain

Were you born or were you made?
Where should we assign the blame?
Lets run another battery
Best if you co-operate

Helping hands and friendly face
The trust has got to go both ways
So nothing ventured, nothing gained
Hey no one said it'd be easy

There's enemies on every page
Now hidden inbetween the frames
So tell me, the demons, are they
Now in the room with you and me?

Key-phrase on the radio waves
I'm about to let loose in a video game
But I dare not speak out my true enemy's name
Gotta keep on my mask for the fancy charade

And there's no motive, there's still no motive
No one knows the motive, he's got no motive
Oh no, no motive, there's still no motive
No one knows the motive

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No Motive

A love letter to a broken relationship. Satire tag included.

Production and Vocals by Danny Danger
Chorus Vocals by Emma Abrahamsson and Daniel Hansson
Lyrics and Concept by Christopher Lush, Danny Danger and the Dick Show FB Group

George (/parody) feat. Emma Abrahamsson & Daniel Hansson

Leave My House

tonic water (what's the deal with that?)

Rise and grind, gamers. Let's get this bread.
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Lyrics:
Last night I had a dream. 
I was walking through a field of green.
All my fears disappeared and my debts wiped clean.
I was living in the lap of luxury

But when I woke up I knew something was wrong
Everything I thought I had before was suddenly gone
But I won't let my dreams be dreams no more
I'm gonna say fuck it, grab the bull by the balls and I'll 

Get the money, get the paper, get the dosh
I'll get lods of emone, I can buy what I want and I'll
Get the scrilla, get the dollars, get the cash
I'll get a pocket of shrapnel and a handful of clams

And I'll be rolling in pennies and nickels a plenty
I got dimes in my eyes and quarters on my mind
I'm building my empire a single coin at a time
I'm stacking em up high so everybody can admire

I want a big house and a flashy car and a
Trophy wife with a tight little cunt and a
Private island where I can do what I want 
I'll spend the rest of my days just making her cum

And I don't care how it comes to me, 
If I gotta spill a little blood, c'est la vie
No price too high to reach the summit of dreams
You gotta sacrifice 'cause nothing in life is free, you gotta...

===
Get That Bread
Make That Hay
I wanna be so rich it'll make you sick
Buy and sell your life and make you my bitch

Rise and Grind
Overtime
There's money to make and it won't make itself
You gotta get your hands dirty if you want that wealth
===

I'll get the cheddar, get the moolah, get the ducats 
I got so much money I don't give a fuck I let my looks go, 
Getting by on a smile and a sick flow, 
telling chicks "Hey babe, I'm big on the dick show"

A fat wallet to accompany my fat dick 
and fat tits, the fact is 
you don't have to be Brad Pitt to fuck a stacked bitch, 
it's the cash in your bank she finds attractive

I wanna fly high and get fucked up
Drinking brandy, getting handies from the stewardess with D-cups
Getting loaded snorting coke right of her fat butt 
And bust a nut right in her face and laugh 

'cause I'm a cunt? Yeah, but I'm a rich one.
I'm gonna live fast and probably die young,
It's what i want? nah, it's what I need son, 
You better stand back, I'm gonna get some

I wanna climb the heights of the tallest tower
And drag my nuts through the corridors of power 
I want supermodels giving me golden showers
And dry myself off with egyptian cotton towels

I wanna own a slave just to say I do
Then buy him a slave so he can feel good too
I wanna live the life of a Hollywood Jew
I mean it in the nicest way though (please don't sue)

I want Saudi prince shit in your mouth money  
Buy your daughter and turn her out money
French rape-chateau, Bohemian Grove, 
Satanic banker with a penchant for underage hoes money

Filthy rich is the way to live
If this is Capitalism I could get used to it
'cause there's no feeling like holding a dollar over another 
And watching 'em squirm and suffer abuse for it  

I wanna be so rich I can buy your bitch
And do some real sick shit while you look the other way, gotta...
There's money to make and it won't make itself
You gotta get your hands dirty if you want that wealth.

===
Get That Bread
Make That Hay
I wanna be so rich it'll make you sick
Buy and sell your life and make you my bitch.

Rise and Grind
Overtime
There's money to make and it won't make itself
You gotta get your hands dirty if you want that wealth.
===

(I'm gonna be the king man, I'll get a motorcycle and a sleeping bag)
(...and 10-15 girls, I'll get all the money in the world)
(I'll make that money man. I'll roll those nickels.)
(The game is mine. I deal the cards.)

The Pump

Hard Men Working Hard

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