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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JACK THE RIPPER!
VS!
HANNIBAL LECTER!
BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper:
Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper
Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter
I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning
When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling
An infamous, notorious delinquent
There's little more gorier thing than living in Victorian England
This is horrorcore, beware if you're a common whore
Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door
Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore
Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, scrubbing floors
The police need a lead to know what they're looking for
My raps are like the way I eat my meat, bloody raw

Hannibal Lecter:
Jack, you're a classic, a megalomaniac
You haven't mentioned me once in your entire battle rap
Pity your verse wasn't worth a trip in the jacket
Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket
And catch what the iller serial killer can deliver
Rhymes finer than the chianti I would pair with your liver
But the thought of your putrid flesh makes me want to shiver
Cause your British body's covered in more piss than kitty litter
You stabbed women when they wouldn't give you attention
Like a Penny Dreadful version of OJ Simpson
But these days your nickname is all that's even known
And you didn't even come up with that shit on your own

Jack the Ripper:
I'm real, you'll find me making vacancies in brothels
While you only exist inside the pages of a novel
You were kept for ages in a hovel
Contained within a cage behind a locked door while I never got caught
So who's the superior serial killer, Dr. Lecter?
I'm still wanted, you're forgotten, people these days are watching Dexter
So God protect you from the hell I spit upon us
I'm terrorizing London, fuck the 7/7 bombers

Hannibal Lecter:
No, no, Jack, you were doing fine
Before your ham-fisted attempt at a terrorist line
How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline
Pick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mine
I'm the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist
Who dines in higher society to the sound of violins
Don't get me wrong, I'd roast both your balls on my Hibachi
But for a serial killer you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi
You prey on a prostitute and play with her body
I don't mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy
Barney, take me back to solitary confinement
Cause this dirty little lamb has just been silenced

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEE- AHHH! -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DEADPOOL!
VERSUS!
BOBA FETT!
BEGIN!

[Deadpool]
Oh, is it me? Well, here's my first issue
I barely even know enough about you to diss you
But do you guys honestly think that I'd screw this feud up
And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up?
That's bananas! I do damage when I brandish my katanas
Man, I'll slice you up then vanish in my ladybug pajamas
I'm one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papa
Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba
I'm tight, you're mad baggy; I'm toned, you're so flappy
Mad cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy
Somebody oughta put a bounty on that cape
Maaaybe I'll write a letter, and mail it in your face

[Boba Fett]
Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1, cause your style makes me spacesick
And your bars are like your old pal Cable: fucking basic
I'll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn't quit running that lip off
Bitch, who you calling clone, you're a Deathstroke rip-off
You stole Spiderman's eyes and Snake Eyes' weapons
You got Wolverine's powers, man, you're comic sloppy seconds
That Dr. Killebrew dude needs to go back to med school
'Cause right now, you're no good to me, Deadpool
 

[Deadpool]
Ooooh, what's that? A missile backpack?
Well, I guess you'll be alright if a fucking bird attacks
Presenting the most overrated character anyone ever saw
With five lines in the trilogy, and one of them was "AAAH!"

[Boba Fett]
I only need five lines, 'cause I look fucking great
You look like someone spilled lasagna on your face
But you're worth a lot to me if I bring you back dead
Schizophrenics pay triple, one for each head

[Deadpool]
Who you calling schizophrenic? You've got two different voices!
You're like your holiday special, man: full of bad choices

[Boba Fett]
You think your chimichanga's hot, but you couldn't be milder
You should've made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder

[Deadpool]
And the coolest things about you got straight-up abandoned
You let a kiwi hold your gun and he fucked up your canon
So maybe don't talk about movies cause you've got dick to say
Wrap that arm dart around Jar Jar and go far, far away
 

[Boba Fett]
I'm a legend, you're a trend, you ain't got half the skills I got
I'll beat your ass with one eye closed: Boba Fetty Wap
And then I'll call Domino's, she likes what I'm shaking
She prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon
Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin who's blasting foes
I come equipped with a full set of sick Mandalorian flows
Everybody knows you got that power of regeneration
Now run home and heal from this disintegration

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC
(wooo!)
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

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