We all need a hot bath from time to time.

Welcome to our first mini-episode: hop in the bath with me, or not, your call...but let me take you on a relaxing journey through my mind as I, or we, soak up the warmth and think about the nature of time.

This first episode, called the Pathfinder's Map of Time, is a semi-philosophical, semi-fictional piece of writing less than 10 minutes long.

Enjoy!

PS - Do not operate heavy machinery while listening.

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Bath Time Thoughts Ep 1 - The Pathfinder's Map of Time

If the past, present and future exist simultaneously, then do all Batmen, from Adam West's white eyebrows to George Clooney's bat-nipples, exist at the same time...?

Do you know that GPS satellites rely on Einstein's Theory of Relativity, and, whether Robert Pattinson's jawline in the latest Batman gets the Holt and Wallt 'Seal of Approval'? Tune into Idiocy to find out.

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S3 E3 - The Mathematical Physics of Batman

You are now listening to Holt vs Wallt: The Argument over Robert Eggers.
Where Holt is right, Wallt is wrong and vice versa... Or is Wallt just wrong about The Northman's historical accuracy?  

We update on the board game development, UK Games Expo and a new game Wallt is developing called Furious Frogs and Holt expresses admiration for the return of practical effects in movies, especially Top Gun: Maverick.

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S3 E4 - The Furious Frogman of the North

My friend Hector found a way to perceive 4D objects. Join us in the bath for our second mini-episode as we explain using an analogy based on shadows and light.

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Visualising 4 Dimensional Objects

Bath Time Thoughts Ep 2 - Visualising 4 Dimensional Objects

"Shadows aren't real." Holt says confidently as the listeners, Wallt included, spit out their freshly brewed cup of tea across the two glaring computer screens (one plays Solaris in the background and the other is displaying the script for Bath Time Thoughts #2.) 

"What do you mean shadows aren't real?" 

"Shadows are a lack of light. You can't interact with a lack of light, in the same way you can't interact with a lack of apples."

Join us while we discuss our bladder problems, get bogged down in rambling science and talk a little about almost everything under the sun, shadows and even a planet called Solaris.

Video Referenced: 
"Imagining Ten Dimensions in Two Minutes"
https://youtu.be/hf2CxZPl7KI

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Season 3

S3 E5 - Bladder Problems beneath the Shadow of Solaris

2 Months late or 10 months early? This Christmas, sink your teeth into some mince pies and other pleasures of the flesh including our Halloween episode. Be warned though, for who knows what's in the mince...Well, we know: Chopped Candymen (old and new), Hellraiser's Cenobytes, and some traditional Michael Myer's Halloween cakes. Oh and a very special arrival into the Holt family.

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S3 E6 - The Little Late Arrival of Halloween

From new-born babes pooping, spare princes playing tiny violins and Hollywood touching everyone's pies with their unwashed fingers, everything is a royal pain in the butthole.

Listen to us dig our own graves with the help of Daniel Radcliffe's dead body. Plus an exclusive interview with Prince Steve of Wolverhampton.

Join us for a BRAND NEW SEASON of the critically acclaimed, cult-classic Holt and Wallt show.

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S4 E1 - Royal Pains


Suspension of Disbelief, Verisimilitude,  2nd Wall scripting? Ok maybe the last one is made up. We dive deep on what makes bad dialogue bad and even deeper on grilled cheese sandwiches.

Then after a brief song about technical difficulties, try your hand at a technically difficult game - name the film the quote is from. There's just one catch: the sound bytes are in reverse! Holt keeps score and Wallt gets 4 million points. Can you do better?

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S4 E2 - Technical Difficulties

Join us on a Royal Rumble as we discuss tacky crowns with terrible jewels, historical films with wonderful duels, and listen to theme tunes with foreign duals. As Holt continues to suffer SBISD (Severe Baby Induced Sleep Deprivation), Wallt suggests the light hearted WW1 epic 'All Quiet on the Western Front' to bring some much need tranquillity.

Season 4

S4 E3 - Purple Hats and Bacon Pancakes

A Holt and Wallt classic ramble packed with Guy Ritchie Movies, the Japan-erience and the 7 movies Wallt watched on the 14 hour trip back. Warning: 8 headed creatures and ear piercing laughter at the end.

S4 E4 - Guy Ritchie's The Japonicles

While discussing the many advantages of blue eyes and samurais, and the many disadvantages of Neo's dwindling powers, Holt & Wallt devise a devilish new rating system based on nipples and chins. Is it more eyebrow or toenail? You decide. 

And Wallt has some board game news about Posers!

S4 E5 - Nipples, Chins and Samurai Things

We're Holt and Wallt, two idiots with a comedy podcast and whole lotta nothin' to say about life, films, board game design and sourdough sandwiches.

S4 E5 - Nipples, Chins and Samurai Things

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