Rap Battle (Season 1)

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My favorite battles

Spongebob Krusty Krab Remix

SPONGEBOB  TRAP  REMIX "THE KRUSTY KRAB"

I wasn't going to originally upload this because I made it for fun, but considering how well it turned out I just had to share it with the world! Just to avoid any 'Darude-Sandstorm' stuff, the songs are Shirk - Haunted and I'm Everywhere - TeknoAXE.
Enjoy! :)

Markiplier & JackSepticEye Remix 'The Septic Warfstache'

Tehe, have a JackSepticEye Remix. 
Here is the link to it on YouTube. :) I have a few others also! :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFiP7DljHlk

OMFG - Hello [Jacksepticeye Remix]

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Spongebob Squarepants- Best Day Ever Trap Remix - [ILLUSION X]

Spongebob spittin fire on the panda beat.
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Since our remix blew up I decided to upload the full remix :)

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SPONGEBOB - KRABS (FULL PANDA REMIX)

This is a mashup of My Chemical Romance's "Cancer," and the cover sung by Twenty-One Pilots. NOT MINE!!!!!! Original youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRyqSFstoBY

Cancer - My Chemical Romance and Twenty-One Pilots Mashup

SpongeBob Fun Song Trap Remix

DON'T OWN ANYTHING! ALL CREDIT GOES TO JT MACHINIMA. ORIGINAL VID: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjXz4O2sRxw

FNAF SISTER LOCATION RAP By JT Machinima - You Belong Here

Killer Croc - MSV
Curt Connors/The Lizard - JMB

Croc (0:10):
Won’t be seeing you later, nor after a while
‘Cause what I’m seeing is a newt facing this Crocodile
I may not be venomous, but my lyrics are vile
While yours are trash scraped from the floor - kitchen tile
I’m the toughest of the rogues, you’ve got nothing to gain
Thought you’d be smarter than to fuck with me - Killer’s in my name!
Marvel always spitting out some unneeded drama
I’d respect you but you’ve lost to a teen in pyjamas
On the scale you’re a whole new level of neurotic
Putting roids in your arm - never heard of robotics?
I’m a villain reptilian, you’re a dork who pouts
No wonder the Sinister Six kicked you out

Connor (0:40):
This is surely a joke, why should I even commit?
Living in the sewers shows that you’re just a croc of shit
But if a storm’s what you want, best prepare for a blizzard
For when it comes to the king of cold bloods - 

Lizard (0:49):
It’s the Lizard!
You seem fairly cranky and you look rather pale
Because you have no friends or spent most your life in jail?
Equipped with quick wit, don’t know what you’re gonna do
When it comes down to it, the better Croc’s the rubber shoe!
The Suicide Squad only taught you to freeload
Your skin’s a bit rough, how about some Aveno?
No surprise the original has all the notoriety
Shun this wide mouth like the rest of society


Croc (1:31):
For a doctor I was hoping you’d at least throw a jab
You wanna bash my sewer? Where the hell is your lab?
In your blockbuster film, you didn’t even look decent
Cared so little about that you got the Cave Troll Treatment
There was no comparison  from the get go
I’m a monster, you’re found at the local Petco
I will purge this military surgeon's arm back off
even without it, you’re still the biggest jackoff

Lizard (1:12):
My calculations say those jorts make you look a bit hory.
What I can’t calculate is how people accept your backstory
I’m the smartest reptilian alive.
While this king of crimes turned into the king of enzymes!
You know, I really wished I was dreaming
You’re so ugly I forgot you were ever a human being!
You primitive bitch, I’ll leave your body asunder
Forget Steve Irwin, I’m the Crocodile Hunter

Written by: Seth W, Skyler King, Ryan Tillotson, Top Irish, Dragonsblood23, JADRB2, Nick sucks at games, and Jason is way better, Jonathan Cameron

Killer Croc VS The Lizard - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 3

Special Thanks to RedKirby for mixing the battle

Frieza: RedKirby101IsHere 
Zim: Dani Frias 
GIR (cameo): Honeycombs 96 
Beat: Marsad Men


Lyrics:


Rap Battle
Lord Frieza
VS
Invader Zim
Begin


Frieza: It is I, Lord Frieza, and I come to take you out. 
You little green blob, you have no chance in this bout.
Look at those fake human eyes, I'll hit em with a ki blast
I'll go into my Final form and leave you aghast
I would go Full Power, but I don’t need to
My Final Form is all I need to beat you.

Zim: GIR! 
GIR: Yes Sir!
Zim: Prepare to launch the attack 
GIR: Ok
Zim: While I face this stupid hack
Frieza, you’ve got nothing
While I have a 2nd coming
Everyone will love to watch me beat this snod
your verse was more annoying than the Ginyu Squad

Frieza: I’m already emperor of the universe; what more is there to do? 
You Irken race need to understand that you’re just noobs
And your “Mysterious planet” was only Earth
So bow down to me and finally know your worth 


Zim: Ha, please Frieza, You're just a ripoff of mewtwo.
If i can outsmart dib, i can definitely beat you too.  
You stand no chance, so give up you fake pretender,
Oh yeah Remind me again, what is your Gender?

That’s all folks
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Rap Battle Season 1: Frieza Vs Zim

Written by Honeycombs 96, BORK, Rap Battle Cypher, RedKirbyIsHere 101
Beat: Danson
Mixed by RedKirbyIsHere 101
Announcer: Honeycombs 96
Joker: Seth (cbrb)
The Jester: Honeycombs 96
Thumbnail by Jaeden-man89

Lyrics: 
Hook: What goes up, must come down,
Can't spin it any other way,
Seems our love's been played out,
Looks like you are never gonna change.

No, no, no,
You're never gonna change.
No, no, no,
You're never gonna change.
Rap Battle
The Joker
VS
Jonathan Powers
 
Begin

Joker: 
Welcome Mr. Powers; it’s I, the Infamous Joker! 
And I’m here to put down Mr. Jester or Ms. Putt if I can choke her
You may think me Daredevil, but I’d say I’m more Bats
You should join the circus, not much people with costumes like that
You think you can equal me? I'm way above your level!
What makes you think you have a chance when you're getting beat by Daredevil?!
Bought out by DC, it’s a Marvel you’re still around
Now taste my crowbar and come on down

Hook

Jester: 
Powers all here, no Putt anywhere
Tell me Joker, are you sad Harley ain’t there?
You’re cheap tricks does nothing against me
And if you face Jody Putt, get the gender right. He has meat
And I ain’t a clown conjured by the mind
So step back Mr. White and stay in your confines
Otherwise face this super powered enzyme 
Who will bring the end to your ludicrous rhymes
Joker: 
You call yourself a Jester, but you’re not even funny
I’m Batman's archrival, so your future doesn't look sunny
Why so serious? Had enough pies in your face?
And Mad Jimmy had it right to create you as my race
You stand no chance against the man who laughs
So go powers, and fly away in your aircraft
Jester: 
You still think you can win? You Gotham be kidding me.
Beating you in this fight makes me laugh with glee
And I’m the OG of Quality DC
I guess they just couldn’t see
Besides, being a villain is the best 
And unlike your villainey, my hero wasn’t a mess 
So think about it for just one second
While I have a backstory, why are you begging?
For me to beat your butt, I could do it without a weapon
Now keel over and die, it’s what Superman would reckon
Second thought, I’ll call Frisk for this rap battle beating

Hook

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Rap Battle Season 1: Joker Vs Jester

Thumbnail by SoothSaiyaman
Beat by Kustom
Writers: Nick Sucks At Games, Honeycombs, Dean Falcon, RedKirby101IsHere, Rap Battles Cypher, R the Writer, Dragonsblood23, Nix
Flow test by: Honeycombs 96
Mixed by Redkirby101ishere

Announcer: Honeycombs 
Dick Grayson: RedKirby101IsHere 
Jason Todd: Honeycombs 96 
Tim Drake: Dani Frias 
Stephanie Brown: Skyebear
Damian Wayne: Chao

Lyrics:

 Rap Battle
Dick Grayson
Vs
Jason Todd
Begin

Dick Grayson
It’s natural that in this fight, I would go first
The first right hand man is about to spit out a verse
You were dead and brought back? I can’t wait to kick your butt again!
Teen titans best hero bringing this knock off to his end
Just take a look in the sky to see this acrobat’s so fly
While you sucked so hard that fans wanted you to die
We don't want you in the league of justice
Heck,  you still BEING here is a true “injustice”

 Jason
The mic gets hotter when I come on and spit
Because you suck more “Dick” than your spin off did
When the fans see me, they know the potential that I could
You'll be es-screaming after this, when you step into​ my “Hood”
Give up nightwing, or this og will be disjointed
Honestly, mr. wayne would be very disappointed! 
First you were well-developed, but then came one-dimensional
Looks like somebody's desperately​ needing for approval

 Tim
It’s time for a Titan, who's prepared to fight!
I'm a Beast, Boy, spittin’ “Star-fire” on the mic
Jason, all you will be is just a waste of air
Because my lines shock more than an electric chair
Dick’s jealous of being replaced, Jason, don't need to interrupt
Because after you were Red Hood, that'd be the second time you've blown up
Your story became so gray-son, they got Cera playing his bricks, see
They call me red, so naturally, I’m Robin this victory

 Stephanie:
Rebirthed like black mask and you think you can beat me?
Because Robin becoming the Joker is Batman Beyond me
I’m the only successful Robin to sneak into the Bat-Cave
Teen titans best hero? Ha! That ain’t nothing to rave
Tim, I’ll crush your dreams worst than your dad did
I’ll say Red Robin is looking a LOT worst than Grid
You're more failed than my dad, prepare to get destroyed
“SPOILER” ALERT: This chick will always one-up the boys

 Damian
You're forgettable, at best Stephanie, the truth’s unfurled.
And I won't be making this easy for you, even though you are a girl
As your bars are reflected, my skills in brawl are perfected
So it comes naturally that my victory will not be Onyx-pected
Got the training of an assassin, killing the track, it’s child’s play
Standing taller than heretic to overshadow other birds of prey
There's no need to ask who won, can’t outmatch this Robin’s Wingspan
You've just been knocked down, a peg by the real “Son of Batman”

 That’s all folks

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Robin Royale: Honeycombs Rap Battle

~THERE WILL BE ANOTHER BATTLE BEFORE THIS ONE. THIS AUDIO WAS DONE SO WE DECIDED TO RELEASE IT.~

CAST:
Gorilla Grodd: Titanium1208
Winston: Svettori
Athena: Tiffany Witcher

LYRICS:
Gorilla Grodd:
This King will rise, while you’re way past your prime
Let me get into your mind, maybe teach you how to rhyme
I’m a master in crime, barred none I’ll assure you
Face me in a brawl? This chimp doesn’t deserve to!
For I already killed a Brain and turned it to spam
Your loss will be so horrific, it won’t be shown on kill cam
Counter Strike and TF2? How many others will you copy?
Your head must be scrambled if you thought that you could top me!

Athena:
Winston, your rhyming skills are through the roof

Winston:
And that’s why this enemy won’t tell me what to do
You think you’re powerful with your mind control?
Soon you’ll learn how much damage you’ve attoled
I have the knowledge to manipulate time
 Your brain powers can’t manipulate a good rhyme!
Beaten so many times, but I’ve got more pity
For all the apes you’ve got trapped up in your city!
My intellect will outmatch you in any dispute
While you are nothing more than an oversized brute
You’re filled with rage, while science should be the precedence!
Sorry, but I think Earth’s had enough crappy Presidents

Gorilla Grodd:
Six seconds to cooldown? (Heh) I’ve got infinite rage (Raa)
And I can see that you’re a novice, only telling by your age
I’ve been known for years, you’re a fad that won’t go far
And with those disses so defective, you’ll end up like Solovar
With primates, I’m the prime, mate, you know Grodd is greater
Thrash this trashbag and leave you like your creator
This Giant hooligan’s so Gentle he’d lose HP with a touch
Like I did with Africa, I’ll rule Over- on your -Watch
Such a disgrace you didn’t back your own race
Turned a blind eye and put some glasses on your face
Can’t you see when it comes to leaders, there ain’t no other
So watch me eat through this competition like it was peanut butter

Winston:
Over the years, you have claim to uphold neanderthals
But it seems you haven’t even defeated one in a brawl
I do not accept you as the leader of our species
Because with you, we’d be back to throwing our own feces
Instead of following Injustice of an Ego defiance
Let’s lead to a peaceful era, with the power of science
Cause without my Primal Rage, I still come out strong
As i’m the greatest ape in gaming since Donkey Kong
With your pea brain there’s no doubt you struggle with your feelings
And I have no doubts that you’ll surely need healing!

Gorilla Grodd:
Alright, so you’re really gonna do this?
Just wait til your face faces off my Legion of Doomfist
Capturing Flags and Protecting trucks are your pathetic duties
It’s no wonder all your fans prefer to stare at Tracer’s booty

Winston:
Says the love-triangle of a giant and mistress from hell
Compared to your sorry ass, I’d say my life is pretty swell
Heroes Never Die Grodd so go head back to the savannah
When I visit your cell, perhaps I’ll bring you a banana!

Written by: Vladimyr P., Honeycombs 96, Seth, Dragonsblood23, thelegion, Tkid

Winston VS Gorilla Grodd - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 8

Scarecrow: WoodenHornets
Mysterio: Stofferex

Scarecrow:
Can't work your mundane effects when the mic is what I’m rockin’
You're at my Beck and call, Quentin, when I drop rhymes like fear toxin
You're in for A Long Halloween, I'll be turning you into a Crimson Mist!
Hell, you're barely sinister, I bring torture to all amidst
You're better off the stage, so go back to behind the scenes
With a costume that popped up straight from MTV
Using smoke and mirrors? Cheapest fear tactic of all!
To stop this Crystal Ball? I’ll give Valentino a call!
My schemes are sinister, where you must just be crazy
‘Cause the fact a walking fishbowl challenged Spider-Man’s amazing!
Your illusion of victory’ll be your biggest humiliation,
So know that when this is over, you’ll meet… your oblivion

Mysterio (1:01):
Having thoughts of winning? My hypnosis has you dreaming
I'm bringing rain on this Scarecrow gassed higher than the ceiling
I have no phobia of those things on your fingers. There's no “clause”
I’ve seen smarter and spookier scarecrows in the land of Oz!
There is no foretelling what Mysterio will bring
As I’m gonna steal this rap like Luthor did to your ring
But why would Sinestro want to choose this strawed slacker
Whose visions are less scary than the ones on Fear Factor?
Head back to your infamy, I’ll always be remembered
Wouldn’t want to leave this Jack’o Spitting crap December’d!
For you’ll always be outshadowed when it comes to villainy
You'll be forgotten like your role in The Dark Knight Trilogy

Scarecrow:
I tore Gotham apart and left the city in shambles
While reboots left you scrapped with your role from Bruce Campbell
I’m deadly enough to be in the The Legion of Doom
while your only superpowers have the same effect as shrooms
Too bad you weren’t smart enough to psyche out your opponent,
And acting out your brain-dead suicide was your most batty moment!
Now I've flipped the tables on you, a dramatic reversion
You know you’re lame when a LEGO is your most popular version

Mysterio:
Your name fits, ‘cause you’ve surely got a stick up your ass
Despite all your crowing on, all the gas you spit is crass
With all that chemical exposition, your whole life went to shit
And then to shut you up, someone put a yellow ring on it
Not even your own family cares about you, Doctor Crane
Maybe you’d know more emotions, if only you had a brain
While your gimmicks have a cost, the pain I’ve caused is priceless
Leave you like a real scarecrow - In a field, lifeless

Written by: Seth W, FoolMeNever, Dragonsblood23, Nick Sucks at Games, Ryan Tillotson, Iamthelegion

Scarecrow VS Mysterio - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 6

Hellboy: Titanium2108
Ghost Rider: MultiSuperVids

Hellboy:
I’m on the case to put skullface in his place
I didn’t realize you were still alive, I was expecting Reyes 
With that ugly mug? No one's gonna stare into your eyes
With the hand of Doom I wield, you’ve no chance to survive
My samaritans will show up, united we’ll confront this
Further vigilante whose murders just promote Injustice
Hate to Whip-crack it to ya, you're a useless numb-skull
You’re not worth my time, end this kid with two from my pistol

Ghost Rider:
Un Rama! The day of judgement is upon you, scum!
Your films? Forgettable. Your comics? Ineligible. Come get some.
I’m sorry to say that you missed me with your weeb fronting
Even with a penance stare, I did “Nazi” that coming
While I’m burning through sin, I can tell what your night is
Judging by how in handiness you’re so lopsided
Johnny’s 4/20 Blazing, you ain’t a Ghost of this Rider
Just another demonspawn engulfed in my hellfire!
 
*Hellboy puts out his cigar, lights it on Ghost Rider*

Hellboy:
Thanks for the light, is that the only real burn you’re shilling?
With lines so warped, no wonder the Avengers saw you as a villain
Now Johnny B. Good better back up till he Ketches his backup
When a royal king hits ya, even your sister won’t get you back up
Your dealings meant nothing when they came from Lucifer
I'm getting a third film, you're getting busted by the Punisher
Cuz, after this fight kid, your reputation's desecrated
Ruin you in this firefight, like opening a Cage did

Ghost Rider:
Let’s see if the Perlman can still stick in character
When my chains fracture his frail Excalibur
Not accepted as a child, nothing but an outsider
I’ll take your wife, Liz, she’ll be another ghost rider
Covered in fire, yet you still attempt to roast me?
You approach me, you mostly, will end up ghostly
Fire and brimstone leads to chargrilled bones, sadly
Because I'll send a Hellspawn back to his daddy

Spawn: (Different Beat)
Burn in Hell, demon kid, and it seems rider’s boned
Before this Monster in the Bubble puts you in the Dead Zone
Antiheroes? Please, I’ve seen greater nobility from Violator
Now you're just a Hero for Hire, no need to be Frank, Ryder
Leetha provides me with whatever I need to slaughter demons
This Ex-Force Recon is forcing retcons on these heathens
This red dead dread should tread lightly down this path
Or like the devil and God’s existence, I’ll banish your ass
Your raps have pissed me off, now I’ll show you an Endgame
With mutation I’m making your reputations a shame
Manipulate dimensions and stick you both in a tomb
When Hellboy’s done having fun with his right hand of doom
Ended gods and monsters, and many more that I’ve claimed
So I won't Terry in the affairs of those who I would’ve maimed
You could try your hardest but I’d just undergo a resurrection 
As far as I’m concerned, Scorpion’s a cleaned skull for my collection

Spawn: Stofferex

Written by: Written by Seth W, R the Writer, thelegion, DeanFalcon, TV rap battles, Dani Frias, Redkirby101ishere, Honeycombs 96, NSAGAJIWB

Hellboy VS Ghost Rider - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 7

Thumbnail by: sonicsmash
Beat by: Tristan
Announcer: Honeycombs 96 
Firestorm: Redkirby101ishere 
Natsu: Vladimyr P.
Human Torch: Raichous

Writers: Honeycombs, Redkirby101ishere, Night Wolf, SlowlyGettingBetter 
Chiseled by: Redkirby101ishere and Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dustin

Lyrics:
Honeycombs Rap Battles
Firestorm
Vs
Natsu Dragneel
Begin 

Natsu:
A Geek vs the Salamander? Seems kinda sketchy to me
I mean a grown man gets with a kid to make a fire wannabe
In my world of magic, your science amounts to very little
So go get that Russian; make Ronnie fill the middle 
If Stein wins a prize because of a No Bell
Then what will stop you, Storm, from being put thru Hell
Seeing how a Bat has treated you; friends aren’t your strong suit
Leave this battle now; your fire-change-thing isn’t cute

Firestorm:
I’m DC’s Nuclear Man, going against this S-Class fail
You wanna earn a Happy ending? This isn’t a Fairy Tail
I’m gonna stomp this Salamander, who relies on friendship to win
The professor has said that you need an education if you want to fit in
This lizard’s got nothing on me. I’ve got the real flair
While you're a reckless punk, with ridiculous anime hair
And you're trying to flame me? This is clearly unbalanced
So call in your boyfriend Gray, I need a real challenge

Natsu:
Now I have a fire in my belly, with a flow more deadly than Zeref’s Lullaby
While a sword to your chest is all it takes to make you die
I think it’s time that I turn up the heat, with a Fire Dragon King’s Roar
While you stick with your Legends, who are just a complete bore
And you're mentioning Gray? While some old man is inside you as a hero
It seems that Veku isn’t the only fusion that amounts to zero
Accept your defeat, I got a smell of victory close by
Taste a Fire Dragon Fist and get extinguished for a second time

Firestorm:
I’ll rearrange your molecules, and you’ll feel a burning pain  
Cause I’ll kick your ass like I was Gildarts, Erza, or Mirajane
I’m surprised by that flow seeing as you get motion sick easily
If your show didn't become a hentai, it would've gained more popularity 
Calling a cat a dragon? Seems the time travel has affected you a bit
Go talk to the Flash. It seems you're lost by the looks of it
With that new boring art style, no wonder you aren't liked anymore 
If you keep trying to battle me, you’ll face The Fury of Firestorm

Human Torch:
Flame on!!! The real Firestorm is here to scorch these foes
You’ll meet your Dr. Doom. Resorting to felines? This is a new low.
So I’m battling a Lizard, and some wannabe version of me
Johnny gonna Storm through these losers and claim my victory 
I’m too Fantastic four these punks, I’ve been around since 1961
Made by the one and only Stan Lee, these two should know when to run
You’ll feel the cosmic radiation once I unleash my Nova Flames
These self-proclaimed “hot-heads” have lost this fire game 

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Natsu Dragneel Vs Firestorm

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As featured on THE ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ) ALBUM -- Out now!!
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Sources:
-- Doki Doki Literature Club! - Sayo-nara
-- Doki Doki Literature Club! - Your Reality
-- Eminem ft. Dido - Stan

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Just Stan (Doki Doki Literature Club vs. Eminem)

Stressed Sayo-nara (TWENTY ØNE PILØTS X DDLC)

Welcome back to another HRB. Today we have Marvel's Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool, taking on Doki Doki Literature Club President, Monika. Which 4th wall breaking psycho will come out on top?

Cover art by Kamren the Reactor
Beat by: Rike Luxx
Writers: Trakked, Honeycombs 96 and Kamren The Reactor
Chiseled by Redkirby101ishere
Flow test by King Mewtwo
Mixed by Vladimyr P. 
Announcer: Vladimyr P.
Deadpool: Julian the Beast
Monika: Lisa Voice Haven

Lyrics:
Honeycombs Rap Battles
Wade Wilson
Vs
Monika
Begin

Deadpool:
Hey Deadpoolers, BREAKING NEWS! Pinkie Pie wannabe looks to face me
It’s understandable that she underestimated what she sees
Such a waste of potential for Ashcraft, it’s no wonder your voice is hidden
Of course everybody knew, that lovin’ you, just completely forbidden 
Now go prepare a noose, by the looks that verse be hanging
And if you and Sayori were presidents, then DAMN Trump’s been playing
Watching you like a Third Eye, call this the next issue of Markov
Just Monika winning this? Now that's something unheard of

Monika:
Hello? Can you hear me? About time you hear Monika’s Talking
Cause I’ll leave you more headless than when you were Marvel’s Zombie
"Okay, Everyone!" watch as I lyrically X out this Man Forcefully
Sometimes you gotta stop riding off Spidey’s fame Ultimately
Rerouting the Cables in this battle, and make all adore me
While I’ll leave you even worse than your Origins in Logan’s movie
Either Deathstroke will kill himself, or cancer will do the rest
It won't matter anyway, cause after this, there’ll be no chance to reset

Deadpool:
Sorry, Moni-Bitch, I can’t quite hear you. Do these listeners (viewers) a favor and delete yourself
Although you’re stuck in a Dating Sim, you don’t know any real Hell
You might run a Literature Club, but it looks like you can’t rhyme
So do us all a favor Giffany, and stab yourself with a knife
Ever since the start, you try to get on some other-world penis
Call this Natsuki’s ending, cause I’ll leave you completely twisted!
You’re more pathetic than Bob, so I’ll be-head you with ease
I’ll slice and dice you to pieces, even my voices agree!

Monika:
Monika’s writing tip of the day: don’t be too cocky when facing me
Cuz I know you like getting Steamy with Shapeshifting teens
Once this is over, you'll be reunited with your Mistress Death
Since you’re more annoying than when you address the audience
"Hxppy Thxughts” come to your past, so I’ll convert it as a PNG
I’ll own you in this battle like you being owned by Disney
X-Splitting you in half as if this was another gameplay, Honey
This Fucking Hero took you down, just face Your Reality buddy

That’s all folks
Who won?
Who should be next?
You decide Honey Clan
Honeycombs (logo glitches and Monika laughs) RAP BATTLES

Deadpool Vs Monika

After a whole year, we got a battle out. And this time it's between two tyrannical overlord brothers. Frieza and Cooler. Which of these two deserves the title of a powerful emperor? That's for you to decide.

CAST:
Lost Compositions as Cooler
Stofferex as Frieza
Frenzy as King Cold

LYRICS:

WELCOME TO DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ
TODAY’S MATCHUP IS FRIEZA VS COOLER
WHO WILL COME OUT THE STRONGEST?
WE SHALL SOON SEE
3, 2, 1, FIGHT!

Cooler:
If it ain’t my little brother, letting that pride go to his head 
Like a disease in the universe, you’re starting to spread
You’re nothing but the brat who likes to get what he wants
And always likes to win cause you’re an immature dunce
You own hundreds of planets don’t you think you had enough?
“Strongest in the Universe?” Yeah, I call that a bluff
When you got sliced to bits, I was like “good fucking riddance”
How do you mistake five hours to as little as five minutes?

Frieza:
You keep talking shit about me on how I’m so “spoiled and careless”
But the reason you’re doing this, it’s because you’re jealous
You stole the plan I did on Namek, which for me, didn’t work
And you came back as a robot like when I returned on Earth
You even have your own cheaper version of the Ginyu Force
You’re nothing but a rip-off, brother, must I really say more?
So you should really Chill out before I leave your bones broken
Cause you’ll never reach my level, I’ll always stay Golden

Cooler:
I’m the number one son, you’re just daddy’s little princess
And now I’m gonna crush you like you are a worthless insect
I’m surprised that the Saiyans didn’t get rid of you sooner
You talk like you’re all hot but I’ll always be Cooler

Frieza:
Haven’t heard that shit before, aren’t you just clever?
I told you that you have no originality whatsoever
Don’t make me destroy the planet that you’re standing on right now
Cause I have many races on my side, bowing down

King Cold:
Do I hear some sibling rivalry? Guess the parent must step in
Did you two really forget that I run this family business?
Everything that you own makes it also mine by default
I wasn’t the one to let Goku live, that was both your faults
Frieza, if it weren’t for me, you’d still be a corpse floating in space
And Cooler, you’re just a carbon copy of the whole Frieza Race
As if the Saiyans weren’t the only ones that I found as a bunch of pests
You’re more ridiculous than your faces that you made during your deaths

WHO SURPASSED WHO IN THIS FIGHT?
WHAT SHOULD THE NEXT MATCHUP BE?
THAT’S FOR YOU TO DECIDE ON DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ

Frieza Vs Cooler - Dragon Ball Rap Battlez Season 1

Connection: Rough/Serious VS Snazzy/Theatrical showmen, both had darker secrets behind the scenes. Both had their shows around the same time.

Dustin as Buffalo Bill
Julian as P.T. Barnum.

Mixed by Dustin
Written by Julian
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Lyrics:

Buffalo Bill:
I’m up against Scrooge puttin’ on a big ol’ show!
Casey Neistat looking hoe with a big ol’ nose!
‘Fore we go toe-to-toe you big ol’ troll.
Me buying tickets to go? That’s a big ol’ no.
An offer for your coffer: Stop mistreatin’
“Suckers born every minute”, practice what you’re preaching!
Try to handle what it is I’m courting and touring!
American Horror Story couldn’t make you unboring!
Trail-blazed new ideas of the Wild West
You exploits freaks for fancies to join in jest!
I’m wild you see, unleash the wolf in me
And I’ll ride ya like a pony, O.G or Wolverine!
You can’t rack up half the snazz of my stache!
Putting on an act to build up more pocket stash!
Make that prostitution law and brand it:
“I can’t get pussy, therefore?! Ban it!”

P.T. Barnum:
LookOut the Mountain, a savage getting licks in!
Stepping up to get shown up as a hypocrite
But this Greatest Showman can attest:
Your rap’s are like your appearance: Unkempt.
Oh my, America’s standards lost sight
Medals of Honor to the honorless lacking spine!
A rule of Tom Thumb? P.T’s amazing!
Whipping you solo! Don’t even need Bailey!

Buffalo Bill:
Whip me like your elephants? You’d stand up task.
Getting crowds rolling and getting Peta on your ass.
I’m a hunter, and I know about tracks.
Yet this scout couldn’t scope out a decent rap!

P.T. Barnum:
Stick to what you’re good at: Scouting for better men.
Because if a show’s what you want, I’ll crank it up to eleven!
You too mistreat others while drunk off the flagon.
And so I ask: Do you have all wheels on the wagon?
Golden boys can’t spin silk into gold!
I’m not scared of a kid named Cody, you know!
Scoring Touchdowns on you that you just can’t handle!
I’ve seen more sanity from the dick from Hannibal!
You breathe life into cowboy tropes..
Keep hunting bison while I’m bulls-eyeing Buffalos!