I recommend you watch the video to understand what happened in the end :p

CAST:

HoodieMasterr as everyone.

CREDITS/CREW:

Beat: Hocii808 (Name: Crashtest)
Everything else: HoodieMasterr
.
(0:20) Jake Bressler:
Call me Jake (Yeuh!) I’m here to run (Yauh)
Get away from guards and your train brain, cuz you’re dumb! (Oh)
I put my cap on, no cap to your one sentence, and I’m just starting
Meet me at the battle, I’m starving (Mmmm)
You can’t handle the damn flow I pack
So much dead bodies on tracks, there’s no one to have your back!
GawDAMN, look at this, everywhere in ASDF is a mess! (*Vomit*)
Making massacres with a train, call it a Trainwreck! (Nerd!!!)
If I get a nickel everytime you never say a new line
I would be so frickin’ rich my own home is what I’d buy! (Yeah)
I’d say ‘I wish you would die’
But your own train did it for me with how much you cause suicide (DAMN)
Getting the coins, you just give fear (huh), it would be best if you get out of here (huh)
Where are your friends? Oh wait they’re dead (huh), I have 2 pals ‘till the end (huh)
I’m off to run some errands in my level, so Imma spell it out
How can this loser talk when all he does is Trains? Noowww you spit.

I Like Trains Kid:
I Like Trains.

Jake Bressler:
That’s all you gotta say? Bitch I’m ahead of you!
I’m gonna end you worse than you did with your marriage, du- AHHHH!!!!

Jake Bressler VS I Like Trains

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO: https://youtu.be/aaE2Isa1rPQ

Brodecai as Slenderman (Audio)
Dudz as Slenderman (Video)
Vladimyr P. as Jeff The Killer (audio) 
Dudz as Jeff The Killer (Video)
YDGeon as Announcer

Slenderman: 

Confusion is what humans may feel with my presence
but nothing compares to your whole storie’s coherence
The photos will show that a threat’s what i pose 
I brought fear to the mist, your whole thing’s getting smoked!
not close as a foe, either way, i’m approaching
No traces, thats why i’m acting silenced
When least expected, they’ll be infected 
feeling burnt out to end up missing like your eyelids
My legend’s what settled this whole sensation 
Spreading shock and fright to entire nations 
Looks like ripped off Joker can’t be taken so serious
The only cracks you got just made you go delirious
Rejected by the Wiki, and your fans grew tired
How you’re gonna fire back when your status backfired?
Dare to enter my domain, there's no way you can survive
 but judging by your face, you’re always due to ‘’crossing lines’’
   
Jeff the killer:

Jeff the killer, death is quicker 
So you better run while you still can
Arrive at night, sharp as my knife 
That's why i’m gonna slice up Slenderman!
Enter your domain? as if it was your reign
But you forgot something: I GOT WOODS ON MY NAME!
My lines are packing heat, cuz i’m giving burns like bleach
Feeling stressed? should be! you’re next on my murder spree 
Tried to hit the big screen, and your film was a debacle
That budget couldn’t prevent you of being Something Awful
cuz a game brought your fame, then decayed years later
As always, you’re a lame excuse to seeking paper
For the genre, it is true that you've paved the way 
But thanks to rap battles, you went from slaying to slave
So don’t faze my rage if you still think i'm that weaker
I beat all bullies by myself, you got outclassed by a math teacher!

Slenderman: 

Slit your mouth yet those words have failed to cut deep
Causing snores is the only way you’ll make go to sleep
The damage i create can’t be healed from any mind  
You pass the same effect when seen on Gacha Life
the impact i left goes beyond some numbers
All proxies by my side, you’re only loved by Tumblr
I guess your bad rap/rep is just too hard to cover 
Struggling behind bars? should’ve learned with your brother

Jeff the Killer:

Did you teleport your rhymes? Cuz they felt so out of place
 Should’ve expected that when you lack a mouth on your face
Calling out my targets, as if yours aren’t offensive 
You’re easy to defeat; take a seat with Chris Hansen
See the bigger picture: no one’s scared of your horror
So do what you do best and just stay in the corner
Put some meaning on your writing, so its not bland as usual
Suit and tie fit just right, since this became your own funeral *laughs*

Eyeless Jack:
Its Eyeless Jack here! 
Messing with me is quite risky
Once i murder on this beat, i'll go and eat  
your ki- 
*gets shot and falls on the floor*   

Dudz:
Dude, who the heck let this guy in? The battles finished!
*sigh* Fricking royales…


Written By Dudz
Addit. Writing Help by Vladimyr P., Bacon Pancake & Brodecai
Researching Help By Danii
Beat prod. by HEKS
Mixed and Mastered by Captain Jorge
Thumbnail and cover art by Cidisswo


EYELESS JACK CREDITS

Dudz as Eyeless Jack 
Other Eddie as himself

Written by Dudz
Beat prod. by 2Deep
Mixed by Cidisswo


Special thanks to JotaSeis, Cidisswo, Vladimyr P., Captain Jorge, My Parents, Matthew Thomas, ERBParodies and you

JEFF THE KILLER VS SLENDERMAN- AMATEUR RAP BATTLES

Moxxie : Moash Bolt
Dr Flug : Kamren

Blitzo : Ego
Millie : Toodlesthemaid
Black Hat : Dboy
Demencia : Kat Toony

Written by Dboy 
Additional help from Kamren
Beat Prod : VANNN
Mixed/Mixing : Jort
Custom "RAP BATTLE" Logo: Jort

Moxxie :
Oh crumbs... What is this, Paperbag Man’s second cousin?
Huh? (I'm confused)- He’s got clones of his boss in the dozens?
Not sure that we even properly match in this matchup 
I’m professional, your crew kills by being consistent fuck-ups
I’ve read your resume, although I do have some notes
Notably that your “Villainous” acts? They’re nothing to boast
Defeated some scrawny supers, and your ads- nobody hears those!
I understand why your company has problems… with- heroes. (Shit!- Wait- um-)
Blades n’ bullets, explosions n’ death rays, marksman Imp V Brainiac with no skill grade
Keeping company with my lovely honey, I'm the only worker here seeing a payday
Organized organization, yet when facing threats, the doctor hides, silent
Miss Heed had the right idea, we’re simply interested in other clients

Dr Flug :
O-oh! I wasn't expecting a guest today, my apologies
Buuuut I expected an assassin, not, um, w-well
A pistol wielding baby with a possum-like physiology
I may not be from deep-down there, but I can raise hell
Experimenting for the dastardly, devious schemes and cruel machinations
Inject a specimen with cursed concoction, you get injected on a daily basis
Black Hat, that's the organization, IMP, just a speck in the dustbin
Further testing must be collected on this rodent with no family left to trust him
Heard your wife is pregnant, honestly? I'm quite surprised 
Didn't peg you for a family man, good thing Mille’s got your behind
You stay stuck with a bad boss, this pervert- he should be ashamed
It took 2 seasons, you're still a plot device for him, all the same

Moxxie, Millie & Blitzo :
W-Well you- you, um…FUCK, I'm panicking
Aw, c'mon sweetie, this scientist he's an easy kill 
Listen Mox, this bitch gets rocked easily, so keep rambling 
Fuck UP the bagheaded bitch, show off how he’s unskilled (Y-yes sir!)

Dr Flug, Demencia & Black Hat : 
Bleeeehhhh! This songs boring! C'mon, fight, Throw a punch, nerd! 
Wh- Demencia?!? Get out- (FLUG!) Slay this vermin or your deaths assured
If this is what passes for demons these days, I'm disappointed
Soon as Flug is done, all we’ll need is a mortuary appointment 

Moxxie : 
Alright-! listen here you mad scientist charlatan
Make something new to do your job for you, cause you're incompetent
Id say give us a call, but I don't believe were required
Network pulled its own plug, tough luck, now hit the bricks, you’re fired
Quite rude to list off my flaws, Flug was it? I'm unimpressed
Guess it's outta the bag that you're just a villain because you're a reject 
Grudge against a Goldheart, Heed dodged the failure and you left her to rot
Pardon me, but FUCK you, say goodnight to the bad guy via buckshot

Dr Flug :
And just when I thought I had someone new I could relate too
This pathetic imp threw a tantrum, well- scratch that, a few
Looks like crimson red flags run in the family, like your lack of a spine
How’d Millie end up with you? You both caved in to the “Chaz Time”
My pilot took off soaring, you were lucky to even get off the ground
This independent animated imbecile… well he came crashing down
DEMENCIA! (Yea?) Add the imp to my “Incompetent Evildoers” folder
As you end up another crossover that the Black Hat Organization took over!

Moxxie vs Dr.Flug - Rap Battle

Check out the OG battle from the homie Dilly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO-ZF7H29Uc 

Mysterio vs Bowler Hat Guy (One Take Covers)

Billie Joe Eyelash as Bendy
Cykade as Mr. Ring-A-Ding


Crew
Beat by Tunna Beatz
Mixed and Mastered by HoodieMasterr
Written by Trav Shark
Writing help by ICHSHIA & HoodieMasterr
Art by Knux & Trav Shark
Thumbnail by Trav Shark


Bendy:
This nightmare ain't quite fair, I won't spare you like Pye though
We'll see/C a flat little F'd up doll left B-hind, that's a Tritone!
This ant wants the spotlight, but already had a lot on their plate (Yeah?)
The moon illuminated them by feeding them with an airplane (Oh)

An evil cartoon comes to life, call that plot original? (No)
You say a lightbulb popped up, I call that intentional (Yeah)
So I suggest you start to clock out before the bell rings 
I'll knock you out so hard, people will call you Mr. Ring-A-DING! DING! DING!

Mr. Ring-A-Ding:
Don't make me laugh, you darling little devil you
You're honestly not scary, so I'll gladly take the W
I make heart bells sing, but yours is blasphemous
Like your ink splats: your love's but a black abyss

Take a good gander folks; this Dancing Demon's full of surprises
He had a smart plan, but couldn't be strong like how Stein is (Ha)
And my! I guess this must be your type of game, pal
Every iteration you've existed are clearly your playground (Shame)

I'm a copy? Tell that to others who bootlegged your attraction 
Understood five chapters, but not ones about adaption (How?)
Mixing up art styles for your games is messy when I view it (yikes!)
When you're brought to life, looks like Joey Drew it, then Blew it

Bendy:
Wanna talk about art, buddy? Your CGI's atrocious 
I could call you an angel: it's like you're trying to be gorgeous
Fans had no interest until you came to reel em in
But when it came to you being a star, you became trillions

You frame people? Let's look at the synthesis of the picture, bud
Your plot breaks four walls and you get taken out by the fifth one
We have different views on video with no Sunshine at site (Bummer)
I actually killed it, but you just assembled a dead wife (What!)

Sent a doctor on a ride and gave him a hell of a time
Don't need to be one to tell your mind's twisted like a carousel ride
I won't take your jokes, but I know just one thing
You're a failure, oh yes; a commander facing off a king

Mr. Ring-A-Ding:
Oh Bendy, have you seen your fandom goin’ to take off? (No?)
If you can solve that mystery, you'd see the fabric causing layoff
But you don't care, you'd just save your bacon with a cycle loop (Dandy)
Should've been like Alice and have your mug canned like Campbell soup (Roll him!)

Story keeps dragging on and gameplay ain't far bigger (weak)
I'm the Harbinger, but the only people replaying you are hard bingers
I'm beamin’ at ya, so The End is where you should die
Cuz I am everything and you are nothing…goodbye



Bendy vs. Mr. Ring-A-Ding ft. Billie Joe Eyelash & Cykade

Swizkii as William Afton
Jort as Ghostface
Grasman as Billy Loomis
Grasman as Stu Macher

(Ghostface)
Uh hello? Is Mr. “Raglan” on the phone?
I’m not looking for a job, just wondering if you’re home 
then I’ll leave you a threat, I'll leave your guts slashed out
then this is the part with the abstract background

Ghostface! Catch your life as my knife bursts
30 years strong and I’m still not retired 
Can’t kill an adult, so you sent out your kid 
I’m gutting them like a fish, all while serving a diss 

Man, I know who you are, the secrets you keep
The glasses you wear, thinking that you were discrete 
Having no motivation can be sometimes dire 
But god, Scott, please hire more writers!

(Steve Raglan):
Scream 7s in the trash, you might wanna ask me for a job
But it’s not that easy, sense you and that pog-face fell off 
I started off strong, got the audience to love me
You started off strong, but fell off by ‘Scary Movie’!

I’m Steve Raglan, I spend my time counseling’
stuff you in the back of my car, and leave you rotting in it
you’re a high schooler? Not my first choice for strangling
but I’ll make an exception and leave your greasy hair dangling’ (ahem)

I'm a smash hit! Check the box office breaks.
You’re a smash hit! When a TV falls on your face!
So sit, sit, sit, I’ve got a tip for you,
Get out with the old, and in with the new.

(Ghostface):
almost a decade for that? man, your film's the worst
I ain’t waiting 8 years for a second verse
Oh you started off strong? I’m all for twisting the plot
but the only people you’re manipulating are bots!

And we don’t even have to frame you for the crimes that you did!
Just show the cops the bodies that you so hastily hid
And the evidence that shows them how you ruined your kid
What was your game plan?, like what, did you think;

I’ll lure the desperate Mike into this trap that I spring
Just to show up last minute and stick a knife in my kid?
and let me guess, a last minute reveal that you’re the killer
Just to monologue your motive like some amature thriller?

Man I’m 6 movies deep, and I’m still making em’ scream
You couldn’t get people shouting with your 6 minutes on screen! 
Keep creeping on kids, you ain't threatening to me 
A cupcake brought you down worse than EDP!

And the kids ain’t scared either, you ain’t fooling no one 
Acted all scary and was taken down by Crayola 
So maybe tighten up those springs when you  come out to play
Or you'll be another soul getting dragged away 

------PAUSE-–DIALOGUE---------

STU MACHER:
Uhh.. houston, we have a problem


GHOSTFACE (BILLY LOOMIS):
What?!

Billy Loomis violently takes off the ghostface mask he was wearing. 

STU MACHER:
He was.. He was right there a second ago

BILLY LOOMIS:
You’ve got to be KIDDING ME

STU MACHER:
My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me…

—----—————————————----------

(William Afton as The Yellow Rabbit):

You couldn’t just leave it alone could you, this is perfect!!
I’m dropping this ghoul way faster than Ortega did 
You wanna’ play movies, here’s the best ending to me;
Both of you morons in the grave; now that’s symmetry! 

You dragged on so long, now they don’t know what to do
Looks like your writers got even sloppier than you!
Failed to get a shot on Sid, while I stacked kills! (HAHAHAHA)
You had one job, yet you couldn't do it in six films! 

critiqued a genre and then you became what you dissed
how about instead of your voice, you maybe change up your twists!
I opened up a place of joy that the children enjoyed
The only joy out of your films is you getting destroyed!

Look at you, look at the franchise you’ve become!
You’ve got your fans leaving faster than your mom  
So keep whining on how they exposed my trap
but you stay dead I always come back!

"Steve Raglan" VS Ghostface- RAP BATTLE. ft. Swizkii & Jort

Langle as Reagan Ridley
BobcatXtreme as Stanford Pines

Written by AshleyMagica & SIR Rap Battles
Additional help by Toony Loony & Erin
Mixed & Arranged by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Tone Jonez
Art by Valonide
Special thanks to JustGamer, Vanes, garbageGothic, Matt Raichous, Hazelmoth, Shion Takeuchi, Alex Hirsch & my sister

Reagan (0:10): 
JR wants me to hide you? Okay, what’s your story? 
Actually, I’m done! Screw this! You’re fucking boring! 
Oh, you think you’re unique ‘cause your hands are all screwed up? 
You have four middle fingers? Woooow. I can’t give two fucks! (laughs)

Attended Backupsmore ‘cause your life took a sad turn
What, you can’t afford a real college, Mr. Stanford? 
But I wonder how you coped in that second-rate school
That’s food for thought, and you must have a metal plateful

Our job’s to keep secrets, so let’s ask Stan what he’s seen 
‘Cause you vanished and got replaced, just like Avril Lavigne 
And then your lab was stripped clean so your bro could sell his useless crap 
When you were trapped, your life’s work amounted to a tourist trap (oh shit!)

You pack a die that could end up leading to endless paradigm shifts 
But not one would lead to Dipper picking you to side with 
Unlike you, he’d never leave his sibling ditched 
The Stan of War’s taking off more than your internship!

Stanford (0:56):
Before you insult my looks, maybe think first 
Just ‘cause you lost one doesn’t mean I’ll let you point fingers 
Then again, no prosthetics could fix your internal damage 
Forget your eyes, you just have emotional baggage 

Your father never thought to give you comfort or love 
So now you’d only land a punch when someone comes for a hug 
Kid, affection’s something you need to be mustering up 
I’d say reflect on yourself, but your mom does that enough 

Who knew a genius scientist made for the dumbest lover? 
You can’t keep a low profile when you’re getting under covers 
Then you cover-up every single man that has been in your bed 
I suppose that’s why they’re calling it Shadow Prison Ex 
 
You went from a brilliant mind at every single task 
To a drunkard killing your time downing a different flask 
I’d craft a tool to get another Reagan back into line 
But you’ve already been strangled by your own family ties

Reagan (1:41):
Bullshit, like you don’t also have an awful dad! 
Seems you forgot your past, or got addicted to Nostalgia Max 
You thought you’d patch the rift, but with your messy emotions 
You keep moving away from Stan: Perpetual Motion 

Nearly fucked the world ‘cause you thought that his tone was hurtful? 
Broke the Zodiac, but you both are still going in circles
And let’s not forget the way you drove your best friend mindless 
Turned a Blind Eye to his pleas when he was left blindsided

Stanford (2:04):
Hold it! Before you stroke your ego, 
Remember that your boyfriend vanished from your life when he went in Cognito 
Picked your job to bring peace, then you had Ron put on leave 
Fumbled in Appleton, ‘cause it doesn’t fall far from the tree 

Your biggest hope in life was to cure society’s ills 
But you teamed up with robed men trying to swipe their free will 
Was it worth all the blood you had spilled? 
When you try to play God with triangles, the whole world foots the Bill


Stanford Pines vs Reagan Ridley. SIR Rap Battles Season 3 (ft. BobcatXtreme & Langle)

well I've been sitting on this long enough, someday I'll get this fully produced but I'm kinda not as passionate about it anymore. in the meantime, enjoy ig !

Hazelmoth - Bugs and Walt

Art - Quagga and WAN
TN - CornCob

Beat prod. InsaneBeatz

LYRICS
Bugs Bunny
Ehh, what’s up, Doooc? And in fact, you should see one
When steppin’ up to Gray Matter, wouldn’t wanna be ya
So cough it up, wise guy, I don’t respect elders
If ya tussle with the bunny, better stick to it like Elmer

Someone call a coroner for White’s house of horrors
He’s quartering upper crusts on all 4 corners
A war on more fronts than this two-faced courter
In a rockier relationship than Hank’s quartz are

Of course, poor Skyler, you couldn’t warner brother
A coordinated hit, on your life with any lover
No coyote, just a Runner, and I’m standing on the road, so come at me
Like a short fuse, and start cooking, ACME

Walter White
…All ears? Now take a lesson from the chemist
I’ve seen more convincing bags of tricks in Junior’s breakfast
I am the danger, so watch who you are talking to
‘Cause when I cook, Albuquerque’s bout to be a barbecue

Trapped in your cels for your crackpot of lies
Call Saul if you think battery flies
When your gaslighting caused Daffy’s demise
You’ll be the first to act like the rabbit, and hide

Fuzzball, it isn’t just your tail made of cotton
No kids, a bigger limp dick than Fudd’s shotgun
Impressive, a maverick even Skyler could take
You’ll still get the smoke when White fires Blanc

Bugs
Psst, hey pal, your Fly is out
In plane sight, and like you, it spiraled down
But I’m a fan of toonforce, so see me at the altar
Otherwise, put your slapstick away, Walter

The glasses, the fedora, your style’s the murderer
Quit knocking on houses like a creep, Heisen-burglar
You’re no heroine to Jane, and wouldn’t you believe it
Now you get a rise out of death, like a Phoenix

Beep beep, here’s a word of advice
Don’t throw fisticuffs at me like “that’ll hold em, awright!”
You’ve been in the Sky with diamonds, Blueballed from getting frisky
This dance will end when I take the waltz out, like Disney

Walt
Fine, I confess, I stole the show from the aggressor
I’ll simply forge a trap for the mad cross-dresser
Say the name aloud, and I’ll school all of your lame gags
Leave you seeing stars, when I crush you into Space Jam

Take a math class from an older guy
You’re like cancerous cells ‘cause you multiply
When I divide you and leave half your face left
The remainder is as much a Wacky Racist

I’ve had enough of your lustful urges
Shut your bars down, like MultiVersus
I’m a real hitman, with the better Whits, man
Poetry is just in the W business

Bugs Bunny vs Walter White

TheToppo as Mustard
Grasman as Mango

Written by fuchsia
Produced by fuchsia

Mixed and Mastered by fuchsia
Cover Art by RoshawnARB

Special Thanks to Papo2oo4

[Verse 1: Mustard]
Shorty said she wanna fuck a condiment,
Romantic like the country that Dijon is in,
Y’all gon make me pop right out the bottle quick,
Boy, you must be Ketchup cause we opposites,

They say yo flavor rich but yo bitch comin’ with me,
It’s like tryna eat you cause shit might get sticky,
Bring your whole tree in and here's how I'll deal with ‘em,
Cut ‘em down the middle then I fold ‘em, then eat ‘em up,

Shorty said she wanna fuck a condiment,
Yeah, you fake, fabricated like your clothing establishment,
The connection between us, it ain't show no comparisons,
Cause we got as much in common as do Horses and Radishes,

OK, Shorty said she wanna fuck a condiment,
Uh huh, Perfect 10 from the mustard seeds,
When motherfuckers missin’ something that they want to eat,
You only fillin’ that gap when you get stuck in teeth, I’m sayin’.

[Verse 2: Mango]
…
I know I ain't just fall out the tree just to duel him,
Shit’s bananas, but it's peaches and cream,
And I could turn a ho yellow like tumeric,

OK, shit not even funny, condiments that are better than him,
I could name 6, 7 of them,
Ha, quite honestly, you must be mentally dead
To not just take some ketchup instead, 

Haha, look, I'll be fair, tho, you're worth a lot,
As one of the many ingredients in burger sauce,
We gon', evaporate you, make you into mustard gas,
And you still ain't killing nobody’s ass,

Ha, Just wanna take a brief intermission,
I'm coming back at ya with more bars than a motherfuckin’ prison,
But if you see me at the store, get to pickin’, I taste fuckin’ delicious,
Now back to all the flows and disses. (Haha)

[Verse 3: Mustard]
Bring your pesticides in if you wanna act harmful,
I'm doing more damage than some mango farmers,
Considering how your trees demand so much water,
How the fuck do you flow like Heinz out the bottle?

[Verse 4: Mango]
So easily infectious like mustard plant,
My seed massive, something you wouldn’t understand,
Bitch come correct, I’m infamous for stomach cramps,
Stank eye me, I knock the wind outta yo pungent ass,

[Verse 5: Mustard]
OK, Shorty said she wanna fuck a condiment,
Even during your season, you stayin’ in stock,
I’m like butter, bitch, yellow, smooth, cream of the crop,
You like Butter too, bitch, you doin’ life in the box,

But if you wanna poke fun, we can do it then,
Since one poke from me’s enough to bruise your skin,
And if it wasn’t for the bombing civilians toll,
I guarantee you’d be the worst thing that Israel grows. Bitch.

[Verse 6: Mango]
Shit ain’t honey mustard but it need addressing/a dressing,
Tired of sweet ass bitches pretending,
Just cause they taste bitter, sharp, repelling,
Don’t mean that they are bitter, sharp MCs,

Fitting that Mustard raps like hot dogs,
Your spittin’ level would only touch “Buns”,
Get Mustard off the beat, ho, if it was my call,
I’d put him back on the one food he actually tastes alright on.


Mustard vs Mango - Rap Battle! (ft. TheToppo & Grasman)

egomanic as Packgod (Audio)
Kleme as Packgod (Video)

jordyjort as Ghostface (Audio)
box as Ghostface (Video)

Stasious as Person Who Warns Packgod
Written by fuchsia & ACE

Additional Writing Help by box & TomPuffs
Produced by fuchsia

Mixed & Mastered by fuchsia
Cover Art by WHOZPHANTOM 
 
Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1109l8Z09x0820cWpH3hjUtBCAwPIoEBsq7wI2Tc2zu0/edit?usp=drivesdk

PACKGOD vs Ghostface - Rap Battle! (ft. egomanic & Ghostface)

sowwy that was the wrong mix version

SkeepTieel as Green
cagayakegirlz as Mean

Gasping Crowd by box, Ewe23, SpiritFruit, PlantyFRB, Idiya, & fuchsia
Written by fuchsia

Produced by fuchsia
Mixed & Mastered by fuchsia

Cover by SkeepTieel 
Special Thanks to Piotr Kurek

[Verse 1: Green]
Paint the walls with a bitch but it ain't with me,
Heard you talking real tough, hope you ate yo greens,
Cause I came up out the ground like a vegetable do,
And in my section, I stay fresher than the shit you produce,

And If I ever caught your mother, father, sister, and you,
I'd sum your whole family up and then I'd split y'all in 2, (MEDIAN!)
Cause we ain't got a single common factor, I’m just simply so dapper,
Turn you to statistics, I deviate from all standards,

I'm at the 100th percentile, you ain't close to me,
You some nonsense on a paper, you must be smoking trees,
My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery,
My dick is like iπ, it's all about the over e,

You so average, 
Far below my range, I'm running this whole domain, but you way out of my bracket,
I really spray you, bitch, you better move it,
Or I'll turn you into compost like the Green Revolution.

[Verse 2: Mean]
For someone relegated primarily as a secondary color,
It’s strange you had the balls to speak up first,
But if this head of broccoli wants to be bitter,
Then I’ll leave Green like trees during the winter,

Shiiiiiit, callin’ me nonsense, you really out here lyin’,
Cause I heard that Green’s the average of yellow and cyan,
Matter fact, every single color in your sight is 
Only the mean of 2 different colors multiplyin’,

Shiiiiiit, I keep finance running like you never did,
Set precedence far beyond your dead presidents,
So what you battling for? Ima keep it 3 stacks,
We don’t need more frogs in FRB, you fucking gr*******.

(Audience Gasping)
And also, I ran the numbers,
You better hit the road with me, getting bulldozed through by infrastructure,
Cause your chances here average out to be zero,
Like you do to traffic, I could really make Green go.

[Verse 3: Green]
Bitch, I’m a martian, up the Ray on your little dome,
They’ll learn about you in the new William Johnson video,
But they already learned about your ass in the 6th,
To only use you in the worst branch of math and that’s it,

Blow me, I bring the most heat, my bars where the mode be,
You might as well go green cause you ain’t want no beef,
The grass ain’t all too green for you, and I know that you’re tired
Of seeing me skew this battle in my favor, no outlier.

[Verse 4: Mean]
Thinking you’re aesthetic, man, you dreamin’ and shit,
Fuck St. Patrick’s Day, I think Green needs to be pinched,
Even at your most significant, you’re just so fucking flat,
Be for real, Brat was great but the cover’s not all that,

You don't look good on anything, especially not on any clothes,
Compared to every other color, you really a vegetable,
The biggest faggot on the rainbow said what they said, so,
I had to crush and spread Green on the floor like some pesto.


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