⚠️ CAUTION: "GLORP ME OUT OF HERE" HAZARD WARNING ⚠️

Side Effects May Include:

• Uncontrollable levitation and/or sudden spiritual ascension

• Mild to severe bass-induced pregnancy (regardless of biological possibility)

• Accidental glorpification of the soul

• Neck & Spine injuries from throwing it back

• Questioning your place on this earthly plane

• Spontaneous glitter eruption

Do Not Consume If:

• You wish to remain grounded in reality

• You are allergic to joy, bass, or questionable life choices

Directions:
• Apply directly to the ears at max volume. Repeat until glorped beyond recognition.

GLORP ME OUT OF HERE (HOSS MIX)

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