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I swear I’m always lying when I run into my ex
I wanna keep it 100 but I always gotta flex
I’m playing like my life got better ever since she left
Dammit I’m so stressed but I’m actin like I’m blessed

Yeah, so I tell her I’ve been busy as of late
But doing really good, no, scratch that - I’ve been great
I got that big promotion so I really can’t complain
I’m eating raw vegan plus now i meditate

Yeah I've been taking time to focus on my chi
aligning all my chakras and my body's energy
and I been doing yoga for my flexibility
I've really found my peace now that I got a prescription for weed

I’m doing zumba
I’m learning tuba
I bought a roomba
It keeps my room clean
My new roommate 
is a woman
and I’m not bragging
But I think she likes me

I’m so bad at flexing on my ex
I’m so bad at flexing on my ex
I can tell that she is not impressed with me
Ooh I wish that we could have sex

I’m so bad at flexing on my ex
I’m so bad at flexing on my ex

I’m trying not to look down at her breasts
It’s been a while since I’ve had sex

Life is great
But I must admit that it ain’t always been this way
I was in my feelings lying on the couch all day
Till I saw this dope commercial and my whole life changed

Tell me have you heard of ITT tech
I ain’t tryna flex but it’s on the internet
It’s fully accredited so I’m pretty much set
For the ever-shifting competitive modern job market

Digital research associate
Product integration analyst
Central security specialist
Implementation Coordinator
Regional brand administrator
Human dynamics facilitator
with expert staff and over 140 campuses nationwide, I’m set

I’m so bad at flexing on my ex
I’m so bad at flexing on my ex
Why'd I talk abou ITT Tech
I don’t think we gonna have sex

I’m so bad at flexing on my ex
I’m so bad at flexing on my ex

The times we had together were the best, baby
We used to literally  have sex

Flexing On My Ex

Hovey Benjamin