Drunk Landlines Stumbling On Answering Machines

Hot [hät] 
1. Having a high degree of heat or a high temperature.
2. (Of food) containing or consisting of pungent spices or peppers which produce a burning sensation when tasted.
3. Passionately enthusiastic, eager, or excited.

Spoon [spo͞on]
1. An implement consisting of a small, shallow oval or round bowl on a long handle, used for eating, stirring, and serving food.
2. A thing resembling a spoon in shape.

Cold [kōld]
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human body.
2. Lacking affection or warmth of feeling; unemotional.
3. (Of the scent or trail of a hunted person or animal) no longer fresh and easy to follow.

Mango [ˈmaNGɡō]
1. A fleshy, oval, yellowish-red tropical fruit that is eaten ripe or used green for pickles or chutneys.
2. The evergreen Indian tree of the cashew family that bears the mango, widely cultivated in the tropics.
3. A tropical American hummingbird that typically has green plumage with purple feathers on the wings, tail, or head.

Hot Spoon, Cold Mango [hät spo͞on kōld ˈmaNGɡō]
1. A mathematically constructed musical patterns designed with a chord represented word and referencing middle C as M, the thirteenth letter in the alphabet.