    My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
    Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
    Everything on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius.
    I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am!
    I am so poor, I can’t even pay attention.
    Can Bob the Builder fix my bad attitude?
    I have not failed, my success is just postponed for some time.
    One person’s LOL is another person’s WTF.
    I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfknluancakhufhjcnk.
    Always give your 100%, unless you’re donating blood.
    Life is too short to update Instagram bios.
    I have good news and bad news to tell you. The bad news is that I don’t have any good news. The good news is that I don’t have any bad news.
    Knowledge is like underwear, important to have, but not necessary to show off.
    Wi-Fi, food, my bed. Perfection.
    Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
    Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, one day, you’ll find a brain back there.
    I don’t make mistakes. I date them.
    Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
    Due to an intense mind fog, all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
    I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way, when I forget, it reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’
    The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
    My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself, anymore.
    I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
    The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
    I hold the key to world piece, but somebody changed the lock!
    I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
    Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
    I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
I plagiarized this from people much funnier than me. This Bio says absolutely nothing about me ;)

…writing songs and recording them in my bedroom.  

i sing, play guitar, sometimes synths, sometimes bass.

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