character by twitter.com/bep_celeste
voice by @theniftytable
a li'l bitta help from @thejoker and @redmatazz

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[The lightners make it to the back of the house. Instead of a typical porch, it's a stage surrounded by empty seats.]

SUSIE: ... Okay, what kind of house is this?
RALSEI: Kris, is this why you brought us here? Did you know about this--

[Interrupting Ralsei's dialogue, the stage lights come on and the Flowery's World theme song starts playing loudly. It startles them, but not Kris.]

FLOWERY: GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY IT IS! WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?

[Flowery turns to the empty seats and holds out the microphone to them. Susie turns to the seats to double check. Empty.]

SUSIE: Nobody's--

[Canned applause of children.]

FLOWERY: HEE HEE HEE! YES!
FLOWERY: Such a wonderful day.
FLOWERY: AND WE HAVE SPECIAL GUESTS! EVERYONE GIVE A WARM WELCOME THESE THREE HERE.

[Silence.]

SUSIE: Who the hell are you talking to?

[Flowery takes a stomp towards Susie. His face contorts unnaturally in restraint.]
FLOWERY: SUSIE.

[A moment of awkward silence.]

FLOWERY: ... NOW, THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE.
FLOWERY: AFTER ALL, WE'RE FRIENDS HERE. AND BECAUSE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS...
FLOWERY: ... I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE TO GIVE TO YOU ALL!
FLOWERY: ONE THAT OUR BEST FRIEND KRIS KNOWS VERY WELL.

[Flowery moves up to Kris and holds out the microphone.]

FLOWERY: SO, KRIS. TELL OUR FRIENDS HERE THE GOOD NEWS.

[Another silence.]

FLOWERY: COME ON, KRIS! DON'T BE SHY!
FLOWERY: TELL THEM.
RALSEI: Y-you shouldn't pressure Kris like that! They're--
[Flowery's whips around to face Ralsei.]
FLOWERY: IT'S NOT YOUR TURN.

FLOWERY: ... Hee hee hee, come on, Kris, they're getting impatient out there...
[The sound of children giggling and mumbling rings throughout the empty seats.]
FLOWERY: N-NOW GIVE IT A SECOND, KIDS! KRIS HERE IS JUST SHY!
SUSIE: Well, they're DEFINITELY not gonna talk if you get up in their face like that.
FLOWERY: YOU--
[The sound of laughter. Flowery stomps on the floor in a brief flash of anger.]
FLOWERY: NO! NO, NO NO NO, IT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
[Flowery suddenly closes in, inches away from Kris.]
FLOWERY: KRIS!!! TELL THEM!!! NOW!!!
[Susie slashes at Flowery, knocking him back.]

SUSIE: What the hell is your problem?!
[Flowery slowly gets up, giggling in an instinctive attempt to comfort himself.]
FLOWERY: ... HEE HEE HEE... AHEE HEE HEE HEE!!! OH, I WISH YOU COULD KNOW.
FLOWERY: HOW I'VE TRIED. How I've tried so hard...
FLOWERY: KRIS. DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND SPEAK UP!!! YOU KNOW WE CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS...!
RALSEI: Stop scaring them!!! They're a lightner, you owe them your--
[Flowery raises his microphone and fires a few bullets at Ralsei. They hit.]

SUSIE: ... Alright. So that's how you wanna play, huh?
FLOWERY: OF COURSE IT IS. IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE I HAVE.

--- BATTLE START ---

Bep's CHAPTER 3 - SPEAK NO EVIL [Official]

I know I teased a self insert Spamton thing, but that's poor planning on my end- today is the day to do this.

Thumbnail by ChumChimmy! !
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So, a little bit of backstory here!

Back ages ago, when I joined the Chapter Rewritten team, I had stepped up to the plate for making what is now Big Bang, if Saster ended up not having time (And, of course, he didn't.)

Through a series of miscommunications, it ended up being made by Joker instead, before I could really pipe up about it. It was pretty unfortunate, but oh well!

Awhile ago, The Winterer reached out to me about making a cover of Big Bang that would play at a one-in-ten chance in game. I was super down for that! I took this as an opportunity to write Big Bang as I would have, as a kind of what-if.

However, it seems to have been replaced with a mashup instead, so it's going unused. No reason to not post it though! This is also the "The World Revolving" replacement for Chapter Remix (since most music for that is just the things for Rewritten that go unused + a bit more to fill in the gaps.)

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Play The Scampton Game! - https://gamejolt.com/games/ScamptonGame/795644
Or join the CR discord. https://discord.gg/chapterrewritten

JOIN CHAPTER REMIX !!! https://discord.gg/wQFw5HaHqC

https://patreon.com/Hodgepodge925

[Intermission] THE FOOLS GAMBIT (Unofficial Scampton TWR)

( Dialouge by @bep_celeste and @fenzofrfr, sprites by Creepa-Bot Inc. and R. V. Pine )

( After making their way through the MEMORIUM, they make their way to an old stage, the silence is suddenly broken by the sound of old, rusted gears, grinding, the starry curtains tug themselves open, a single spotlight flickers on, focused on Flowery, he faces forwards to the audience, all the chairs are empty. )

Flowery:
* HELLO, FRIENDS! IT'S BEEN SO, SO LONG... HASN'T IT?
* I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN!

Susie:
* ... I don't think-

( Susie is cut off, an uproar of cheers and laughter booms from the audience around the stage, startling Susie and Ralsei. )
 
Susie:
* Wh... Kris, what's going on? Why did you take us here?

Flowery:
* WHY, TO PLAY OF COURSE! JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!
* AREN'T YOU EXCITED, KRIS?
* ... WHAT'S WITH THAT LOOK? DO...
* Do you not want to play anymore..?

( Kris takes a few steps backwards, slowly. )

Ralsei (Whispering):
* ( Kris, I told you we shouldn't have come here! )
* ( This is no place for a Lightner. Quickly, we must leave and get back to sealing the fountain-

Flowery:
* NO!!!

( They all pause, a desperate look on Flowery's face. )

* No... Please, don't go.
* Don't pack me away already. It's so dark in there.
* So, so dark...

( The three of them back away, a vine creeps out from the floorboards, snagging Kris's foot, preventing them from leaving. )

* Please, Kris...
* Can't we play just one more time? For old time's sake?

Susie:
* ... Hey man, we don't want any trouble. Just-

Ralsei:
* I hate to be blunt, sir. But we're going to need you to let go, and we will be on our way.

Flowery:
* ... Let go?

( Flowery laughs, as does the audience. )

* WHY, IF LETTING GO WAS SO EASY, YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE, WOULD YOU?

( The vine violently tugs Kris back to the center of the stage, lying on the floor, the children all cheer, he steps forward towards them. )

* PLEASE, IT'S JUST A LITTLE-

( Susie launches a Rude Buster at Flowery, knocking him back, petals falling off of his head. )

* ...

Susie:
* I'm sorry, but-

Flowery:
* So, those are the kinds of games you kids play nowadays... huh?
* Well, if that's how you like it...

( The sound of gears once more, lights above the audience flash on, revealing the amorphous, stirring shadows of dozens of children in the audience, giggling to themselves as the show begins. )

* LET'S PLAY MAKE-BELIEVE!!

PHANTOMIME (R. V. Pine)

their prayers failed once they realized i clawed my way into the EMU Liveware ESC Soundfont Library

I dont consider this much of an "update" and more just a "changed version to exist alongside the real one" since the real one wouldnt really fit in this scenario

I AM GOD (In-game Mix)

* YOU SEE THIS BURNING, BLOODY UNIVERSE?
* YOU SEE THIS ULTIMATE, UNLIMITED MAGIC?
* NOELLE. IM DONE PLAYING YOUR GAMES, GAMES!
* EAT THIS, HEROES.

New thumbnail by barry! @ofariol hey barry!

Wishcon's RAGE makes his debut
This is the most megalo thing ive made in the last 20 decades

METAMORPHOSIS

Girl stop talking over each other

Mashup of tracks by Red and Moonstriker
https://soundcloud.com/redmatazz/jevil-bigshot
https://soundcloud.com/many-much-moonster/battle-against-a-goofy-jester

Art once again provided by jas twitter.com/Rattel_M_Bones

NEO WORLD

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[ 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗟𝗢𝗔𝗗𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘: 𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗥 𝗜𝗙 𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗! ]
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THANK YOU SO MUCH TO https://soundcloud.com/cupfi FOR FINDING THIS FOR ME.
This song was found on the Chinese streaming service, NetEase:
https://music.163.com/#/program?id=2516756995

It's really good to hear this song again considering it was lost for so long. Massive thanks to Cupfi!

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- Song by Local H00ligan.
- Thumbnail from the original upload.

Undertale/Deltarune au电台

WHAT MAKES ME A [Local H00ligan]

au i thought up of a while ago where the secret bosses would swap places, so spamton in chapter 1 and jevil in chapter 2. didn't really make any lore, just some tracks.

this would play during the scrapton neo boss fight.
(scrapton is spamton)

leitmotifs
- the world revolving/freedom motif
- the chase
- power of neo

THE BIG SHOW - Deltarune Boss Swap

SUNSLAMMER [ reverified ]

YOU AINT GOT NO MOTION
leave a like if gso batw and c major key signiature was your childhood

original by taeskul you knew this already brog

BATTLE AGAINST THE WORLD [2025]

적우(feat. Kieran Lágrimas)(demo)

--[ HELLO THERE! ]--
HyperSlica's archive account here, used to upload deleted, old and possibly lost songs!

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- This account solely exists for the purpose of re-uploading the works of which have either been deleted, or old songs which I could no longer find, that I just so happened to have saved! 
- I may also upload some of my own old or unused / cut songs here!

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- I will credit whoever is responsible for the songs uploaded here within the title!
- If the creator of the songs I have uploaded wishes for me to take down their songs, I will happily oblige! Just reach out to me, either in the comments or through dms.

- Enjoy your stay!

WHAT MAKES ME A [Local H00ligan]

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