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Darius' favorite Songs From HyperJacob

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Perform This Way (pitched)

Most Interesting Man vs. Old Spice Guy - Animeme Rap Battles

Insanity Wolf Vs. Courage Wolf - Animeme Rap Battles

if you keep pressing e in TF2 then the Medic will go insane

MEDIC! A Team Fortress 2 Musical (Game Parody Song)

It's finally here!

Frenzy as Captain Hero
Foxy Lee as Foxxy Love
Zack Maloney as Ling-Ling
Leannaire as Princess Clara
Dusk as Spanky Ham
WoodenHornets as Xandir P. Wifflebottom
itsannachloem as Toot Braunstein
regulardude45 as Wooldoor Sockbat
MaNCHA as Superman
ArcadianSonnetVA as Valerie Brown
Zander Peers as Pikachu
LillyLeaf as Ariel
Anthony Perry as Cuddles
Justin Buckner as Link
Leafy Dubs as Betty Boop
Stofferex as Spongebob Squarepants

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DRAWN TOGETHER
VERSUS
THE ORIGINALS
BEGIN!

Captain Hero:
Let’s get this party started! I’m gonna beat this Super fool
I could dominate these retards, even on the naughty stool
Foxxy Love:
You know I’m used to stomping many pussycats for fun
With these disses rolling right off of this black chick’s tongue
Ling-Ling:
Crean you up rike the dishes that STILL NEED TO BE DONE!
I’ll give you and children seizures, like an electric porygon
Princess Clara:
You poor unfortunate souls, you Ariel-las make me nauseous  
I didn’t remember ordering your rhymes with f***ing sausage!
Spanky Ham:
Ugh! I’d rather roleplay with these chumps, than rap you Happy Tree F*cks
Tell me guys, will these morons lose?
All:
Uh, duhhhhh!
Xandir P. Wifflebottom:
I’ll give you fools the reach-around, like one of Link’s boomerangs
because I’m on a never-ending quest to beat these T.V disgraces
Toot Braunstein:
Betty better prepare for how controversial I can be
Wait til’ you see this-
All:
NO!
Spanky Ham:
Don’t do it fatty!
Wooldoor Sockbat:
Lick my Sponge-knob and suck my Square-nuts bitch
If you wanna fight, then ALRIGHT! LET’S F***ING DO THIS!

Superman:
The whole planet called me to fight these Drawn Together dykes
Their existence is my kryptonite, so I will face them on the mic
Valerie Brown:
Rocking out this servant girl, gonna leave her decaying
So sad that people find girls singing about their taints more entertaining
Pikachu:
Pika pi! Electrocuting these Game Freaks with my might
These Heterosexual bootlegs will get shocked from these rhymes
Ariel: 
Let me diss this so called princess with tentacles, how sad
She wanted attention so bad, she became a stripper for her dad
Cuddles:
Better Flash your honesty of how you won’t win this fight
Spanking hams in their faces, until he goes back to his porn site
Link:
Between you and your girl, who’s the damsel in distress?
If you were it, I have to say, excuuuuse me princess
Betty Boop:
You’re really desperate to Boop-Oop-A-Stoop so low to Xandi 
Appreciating many things, but not being turned into a drama queen
Spongebob Squarepants:
*laughs* The idea of facing me in a rap is just poor
‘Cause we all know that I’m ready to shut the front Wooldoor!

Captain Hero:
Try to dodge these macho rhymes, you won’t be acquitted
Foxxy Love:
You must be Twilight Zoning if you think that you’ll be winning
Ling-Ling:
Say my name 3 times, and I’ll go berzerk on all of you
Princess Clara:
Take you back Under the Sea, since you really have issues
Spanky Ham:
Still think their rapping is cool? Their flow is just tasteless
Xandir:
‘Cause I’m on a never-ending quest to beat these T.V. disgraces
Toot Braunstein:
If you mess with us, we’ll throw you down the stairs of M.C. Escher
All:
So go back to your own channels, we’ll just be Drawn Together
Wooldoor Sockbat:
BITCH!

Superman:
You got a fanbase that is as dead and rotten as your girlfriend
Valerie Brown:
Wanna battle me? You’ll have to face the Pussycats then
Pikachu:
Gonna Pika fight with chu, like your english, leave you broken
Ariel:
This is the Part of My World, I’ll take this racist down with my fin
Cuddles:
With all the gore in my show, it’s less disturbing than your movie is
Link:
You just act like drunken retards, while we actually entertain kids
Betty Boop:
You try to steal our fame, now this time, you better listen
All:
Call us the eraser bomb, ‘cause we’ll remove you from existence!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Drawn Together vs The Originals. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 50.

Deadpool Vs Boba Fett Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bonus Battle

I do not own this. All goes to JT( I will update the image later)

Overwatch Rap By JT Machinima - -A Hero Never Dies-

Adam as ROB
Mancha as Mettaton

Beats by Kustom and Gooseworx

ROB:
Some buddy call 911, it’s me!
The whimsical peripheral, R. O. B.! 
I’m Ancient and plastic but still can ad-Minister
a BEEP BOOP DISS that’s vintage and sinister
Take a Napstab-look at your gimmicky appearance
SOUL of a ghost but still no spirit
You’ll be kicked off stage, no way to be doubting
that I’ll slander a FameWhoreBot 2000
The crossdresser processor won’t reach true success
‘cause he’s less than the professor that made this mess
I can’t rest, this Duck Hunt’s overdriving my Sleep Mode
I’m already used to Smashing Earthbound clones!

Mettaton:
But wait, there’s more! Wall-E’s such a bore
I’m hot to the Core, you’re just sold in stores
Deactivating you with Al-fists is my job
I’ll Frisk your win, darling, you’ve been ROBed
Let’s all focus group on this inferior rapper:
“Can’t even Stack-Up against the NES Zapper”
I’m not just the bombs, I’m dynamite!
While you’re lacking in games and Gyro Might!

ROB:
Operate on the track, a mech becomes pest
I’ll burn a Mettaton-shaped hole in your chest!
I Block every rap, speed boost with my thrusters
I’m no pacifist but a Metal Crusher!
I’ve got a Super Diffusion to boost your confusion
like your opera allusion’s surprising inclusion
Didn’t need a plot twist to reach this conclusion
Your fame and your fans are just an illusion!
The viewers really won’t wanna see you dismantled
So I’ll change the channel ‘til your show’s canceled
Can’t switch out of this, so au revoir
No glamourous death for a fallen star!

Mettaton EX:
Did you just flip my switch?
Ohhhh, yessssss.
Come darling, let’s have a heart to heart
Smile for the camera as the carnage starts
You can’t nova against the largest star
When you blow more than a broken NES cart
I’m beautiful! You’re an irrelevant wreck
 This child has fallen; gotta check your tech!
A hardware softy was allowed into Smash
when he couldn’t even save the ‘83 crash?
Drama! Romance!
Bloodshed! You’ve been played!
My sales skyrocket like my ratings
But all you do is commercially break!
That’s all for now darlings, but I’ve got a reason
For you all to please stay tuned for next season
His defeat’s rebranded my whole line
to  Mettaton EX-tinction

URBoF

Mettaton vs ROB - URBoF #4

Epic Rap Battles of History - Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder.mp3

Shiny - Moana Cover By Jonathan Young

Spooky Blooky Wave - Performed By DAGames And GatoPaint

It's been a while since I've done a cover of someone else's battle, so I thought I'd do one. This is my cover of Uberocity's Seven Deadly Sins royale. I think it turned out pretty okay (though I wish I did better with my Carrie voice). Hopefully you guys agree. Enjoy!

Original:
https://soundcloud.com/uberocity/07sins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD0np9D9KG0

...I still suck with accents. :P

[COVER] The Seven Deadly Sins Royale - URBoF #7

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♦Spotify: http://spoti.fi/2z7p3Hz
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♦Amazon: http://amzn.to/2wWbIkq
♦Bandcamp: https://tryhardninja.bandcamp.com/track/we-are-the-overwatch

Overwatch Song- We Are the Overwatch feat. Fabvl

Undertale The Musical: Power of Neo (Song Only)

Hetalia Marukaite Chikyuu China

It’s almost Christmas, so for Dec. 14 to Christmas, I’m gonna be posting covers of Christmas/Winter-related Songs/Rap Battles. Next up we have Santa Claus vs Moses by Epic Rap Battles of History. It should go without saying why I did this battle for this series of covers. I think Santa and the Elves turned out fine, but I don't really like how my Moses came out. Meh, oh well. :P

Hint for next cover: R.I.P. Grape-Kun

[CHRISTMAS COVERS] Day 2 - Moses vs Santa Claus (Epic Rap Battles of History)

It’s almost Christmas, so for Dec. 14 to Christmas, I’m gonna be posting covers of Christmas/Winter-related Songs/Rap Battles. Next up we got Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge by Epic Rap Battles of History. Like Santa vs Moses, I think it goes without saying why I did this cover. Probably my least favorite out of my rap battle covers for this series of covers, honestly. Also, I apparently can’t pronounce “atrocious” correctly. lol

Hint for next cover: Ice-Make Lance!

[CHRISTMAS COVERS] Day 6 - Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge (Epic Rap Battles of History)

It’s almost Christmas, so for Dec. 14 to Christmas, I’m gonna be posting covers of Christmas/Winter-related Songs/Rap Battles. Next up we got Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky by Epic Rap Battles of History. Hockey is an ice sport, and ice makes you think of Winter, so...yeah, I really stretched this one. But even then, I still really liked how this cover turned out. Honestly one of the best rap battle covers in this series of covers, along with Froslass vs Chandelure.

Hint for next cover: Celebrating 5 years of ERBP

[CHRISTMAS COVERS] Day 9 - Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky (Epic Rap Battles of History)

It’s Christmas, so it’s time for the final cover for this series of Christmas/Winter-related Songs/Rap Battle covers. For the last cover, we have Santa Claus is Coming to Town. When I came up with the idea for winter/christmas covers, I knew I wanted the last cover to be a typical Christmas song, but I wasn’t sure which one. I was originally gonna do “Sleigh Bells” (specifically the Relient K version), but I couldn’t find the instrumental, and I didn’t think I could even hit the higher notes. So in the end I did this song. I had to make the instrumental myself, which btw is slightly based on SkyDoesMinecraft and Peter Hollen’s cover of this song. I'm debating whether I think my Snow Halation cover or this is the best of my Christmas/Winter covers, but either way, I REALLY love how this turned out.

Thanks for listening to these covers, and have a Merry Christmas! :D

[CHRISTMAS COVERS] Day 12 - Santa Claus is Coming to Town (HyperJacob96 Cover)

I've been watching Teen Titans as of lately (not Teen Titans Go; fuck that show), and I just felt like doing a cover of the theme. 

Personally not my best singing/mixing, since I didn't spend that much time working on this, but I hope you enjoy anyways! :P