I’m a time traveller from the year 2065, and I’ve come back to warn everyone about “Two” by Baldi. What started as just another underground track in 2025 turned into something far greater—and far more destructive. Over the decades, its influence spread like a virus, embedded in every corner of culture and technology. People became obsessed, driven to madness by the haunting rhythm and cryptic message hidden within it. By 2040, societies began to collapse—governments fell, communication networks broke down, and entire cities were left abandoned. Scientists tried to erase the song from existence, but it had already woven itself into human memory, impossible to delete. In my time, the world is silent and fractured, and every remaining survivor knows that it all began with this single track. I’ve returned here, to this year, to warn you before it’s too late—whatever you do, don’t press play.

From my vantage as Donald J. Trump, let me be clear: this song — you know the one, Two by Baldi — has crossed every line. I find the lyrics absurd, the insinuations downright reckless, and the damage to my reputation unacceptable. For years I’ve worked tirelessly to build a brand — both in business and in public service — and now I’m faced with what feels like a public smear disguised as art. Make no mistake: I’m prepared to pursue all legal remedies if this continues. The owners of this track should understand that false implications, veiled references, and harmful innuendo won’t slide under my watch. I’m giving this one final warning: pull the content, retract the claims, or expect a lawsuit. I’ve dealt with tougher deals — this one won’t be any different.

As the principal of Symest’s school, I regret to inform you that after careful consideration, I have decided to initiate suspension due to the unacceptable behaviour associated with the song Two by Baldi. The actions and remarks connected to this song have disrupted our learning environment and shown a clear disregard for the values of respect, responsibility, and integrity that we expect from every student. This kind of behaviour not only undermines the reputation of our school but also sets a poor example for others. While I take no pleasure in making this decision, it is my duty to ensure that our community remains a safe and respectful space for everyone. The suspension will serve as both a disciplinary action and an opportunity for reflection. I sincerely hope that, moving forward, Symest understands the seriousness of this matter and makes the effort to rebuild trust within the school community.

@iambaldi i just made a fast paced remix of your song its on my page 🔥

language_2.wav (from the vault)

me when i walk to the fridge to get myself a beer :)

another victory lap (REAL, VERY EMOTIONAL)

barber wit da fades paint ya city like im ross XD 
ib: @steejen @myself1111

PAINT.NET

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i apologize for the previous seventeen seconds of silence lol

huge huge thanks to @rreali and @skuzbum for helping me with this project, especially skuz for the drums and just for feedback as a whole. this track does mark a turning point towards my sound, as that i've never made anything like this before. i did make some of my own growls for the first time which is cool, also thanks to skuz, but yea, i'm lowkey cooking in something OTHER than 'dariacore'. see you guys soon for the last track, you guys are in for something special. :)

(now that i think of it, this is just a glorified 'i can't fix you' remix lol)

ib: https://soundcloud.com/rreali/dont-try-this-at-home-w-skuz

𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 … GOODNIGHT, FREDDY

Psychopathic lunatic

TC BigTom X TC MarMar X TC TMoney - NeverScared

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YOU CANT STOP M3

Baldi's debut hit single: Two



(note: this song in particular contains extremely vulgar and horrible takes the artists do not actually support)

Baldi's second track after his debut single, two: seven

seven

"Eight" by Baldi has rapidly become one of the most streamed tracks on Spotify, captivating millions of listeners worldwide since its release. This chart-topping hit has amassed over 150 million streams within just three months, solidifying its status as a cultural phenomenon. The song's infectious melody and innovative production have earned it a 4.8-star rating from critics and fans alike.

Lyrically, "eight" explores themes of resilience and self-discovery, reflecting Baldi's personal journey through adversity and growth. The track's unique blend of electronic beats and soulful vocals has been praised for its emotional depth and sonic originality. Baldi has stated that "eight" symbolizes the infinite possibilities that come with embracing change, making it a pivotal piece in their artistic evolution.

Statistically, "eight" has topped the charts in over 20 countries and has been featured in more than 50 curated playlists, including Spotify's "Viral Hits" and "Top 50 Global." Its music video has garnered over 100 million views, further cementing its impact on pop culture. The song's success has also contributed to a 35% increase in Baldi's overall streaming numbers, establishing them as one of the most influential emerging artists of the year.

In summary, "eight" by Baldi is not just a song—it's a movement that resonates deeply with a global audience, embodying hope, perseverance, and the limitless potential of music to inspire change.


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