Probably not legal, and described well by the title.

2. SOMEONE DYING IN THE BACKGROUND

HIT ME WITH SOMETHING's final track, being a blooper reel of all previous tracks.

10. i got a discord ping (Bonus)

After hearing previous rap-style music by Kablierkibi, "Ze Elevator" joined for a song - unfortunately being interrupted by 'Some Cunt' and refusing to make other take, resulting in this release instead.

7. WRONG FLOOR (Feat. Ze Elevator)

What TF2 would have been like if the devs were honest.. for example, featuring a typo kept in for the next track.

4. caming (UK Radio Edit)

Raw garbage. Supposedly, featuring Markiplier and Markiplier Edit.

9. Markiplier Edit (Feat. Markiplier) (Bonus)

Baldi's debut hit single: Two



(note: this song in particular contains extremely vulgar and horrible takes the artists do not actually support)

Baldi's second track after his debut single, two: seven

seven

"Eight" by Baldi has rapidly become one of the most streamed tracks on Spotify, captivating millions of listeners worldwide since its release. This chart-topping hit has amassed over 150 million streams within just three months, solidifying its status as a cultural phenomenon. The song's infectious melody and innovative production have earned it a 4.8-star rating from critics and fans alike.

Lyrically, "eight" explores themes of resilience and self-discovery, reflecting Baldi's personal journey through adversity and growth. The track's unique blend of electronic beats and soulful vocals has been praised for its emotional depth and sonic originality. Baldi has stated that "eight" symbolizes the infinite possibilities that come with embracing change, making it a pivotal piece in their artistic evolution.

Statistically, "eight" has topped the charts in over 20 countries and has been featured in more than 50 curated playlists, including Spotify's "Viral Hits" and "Top 50 Global." Its music video has garnered over 100 million views, further cementing its impact on pop culture. The song's success has also contributed to a 35% increase in Baldi's overall streaming numbers, establishing them as one of the most influential emerging artists of the year.

In summary, "eight" by Baldi is not just a song—it's a movement that resonates deeply with a global audience, embodying hope, perseverance, and the limitless potential of music to inspire change.


eight

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lyrics:

yo it’s baldi in this bitch, ruler slap, chalk dust
they said two was controversial, but I dont really give a fuck
whiteboard say solve for X, but I’m tryna solve for neck
she got a fat ass, almost fat as my check


fucked a bad bitch in the gym, on the mats
tied her wrists to the bleachers, hit it from the back
she moaning equations, two plus two is four
I nut on her face, say bitch what's the score



basement under the school, with the soundproof walls
epstein used to kick it here, we traded hoes {in the halls}*
she screamin Mr. Baldi harder! like quiet, we doin’ long division
nine inches deep, in my class, make her see the vision

*(replace in the halls with the "no running in the halls" vox)


detention slip say “bad” make her read it aloud
bend her over the desk, skirt up, no sound
ruler tappin the clit like I’m keepin the tempo
hunnid problems on the board, but you aint one of them hoe

I teach math bitch, I’m Baldi with the ruler 
Smack a hoe ass if she fail the quiz, no tutor
Principal walk in, he missed a lotta lore cuh
He say baldi, what the fuck? I say Common Core, bruh


playtime? *long pause* nah it’s play wit mine
stay strapped with my ruler, and my glocks and my 9s
she scream you got it wrong! I say Shut up, do me
got that dope ass ruler, leave welts on her coochie!



my mommy beats me

math freestyle

i teach math
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