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Old bio: 'Sto Lo' is a sentient machine that is currently being researched at 'Sto Lo Laboratories'. The creature's origins are currently unknown.

The groans, screeches and growls emitted by Sto Lo are recorded here in our laboratories in Toronto.

 As you can tell, Sto Lo is very unhappy being a captive. We are puzzled as to where the creature came from and why it visited us in this dimension.  Many have had questions pertaining to the origins of Sto Lo and thus, we feel we are obligated to fill the general public in with the details:

We named this metallic creature 'Sto Lo' for various reasons. For one, the name itself mimics the clanking noises made by this machine as it wanders its holding cell. We believed this creature's sounds would do well to entertain the general public. Another reason we named him Sto Lo was to pay homage to Guy Ritchie's 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'. Our team members here watch the video during what little free time they have from their research. 

The reason we used the word 'Lo' rather than 'Lock' as Sto's surname was to pay homage to the musical mentality in the 90's. During the 90's, the term 'Lo' was an acronym for "Love Of Crips". During the 90's, gangsta rap had such a large influence on the youth of that era that people were willing to go to jail and commit crimes in order to be 'gangsta'. Our team loved the devotion people had towards Gangsta Rap and thus, we thought it would be clever to use this surname.

If you have any questions, comments or concerns regarding the sentient machine in captivity, please contact a representative and he/she shall get back to you as soon as possible.

We thank you for your support and we hope you will remain as friends during this exciting time of scientific discovery!

Sincerely,
Your friends at Sto Lo Laboratories

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