bleh

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

Voices by Me.

The Blackwatch undead mercenary, Reaper, takes on the "greatest" villain in the galaxy, Lord Hater, in the first installment of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.
______________________________________________________

► Lord Hater and Reaper played by
Mathew Swift

►Beat produced by 
Valentine Productions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liX_tMsh6h4

►Written by 
Mathew Swift

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift
____________________________________
Lyrics:

Reaper:
Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Lord Hater.
When I'm through with you, I'll be the true Dominator,
Death walks among you, yet I am superior,
You're just a cowardly man-child, who’s inferior,
Back from the grave, as well as my rhymes,
I can take out your Watchdogs, eight rounds at a time!
I’m running the show, so why do you resist?
But now I’m Wandering, why do you even exist?

Lord Hater:
WHAT?!
I’m the harbinger of doom, so get out of my way!
At least I'm not the guy who got roasted by Harambe,
A word of advice, that will soon, come in handy,
Grim, have you tried using Billy or Mandy?
With my scary lightning bolts, and my torture mega mix,
My raps will overshadow you, like 76.
My song will pierce your soul, like Evil Sandwich on a skewer,
WHO IS THE UNIVERSE'S ULTIMATE EVILDOER?

Reaper:
Quit jacking off to Awesome, and face my Death Blossom,
I'm not done roasting you or perhaps you've forgotten,
You may have came first, but I'm new and improved,
Your sound like a troll, that even Disney disapproved,
If you think you winning, it’s better off if you yield,
You’re used to using Peepers as a human shield,
My goals are for vengeance, yours is personal gain,
With my shotguns equipped, you'll be conquering a world of pain,

Lord Hater:
Aww, What's the matter, Reaper? Are you feeling Bloo?
Better watch where you Shadow Step, if I were you,,
You’re a mercenary, that deals heavy-duty damage,
But don’t you make me angry, or I might be going salvage!
You’re just another Wanderer, but I’m your Widowmaker
When there’s hate in my bones, I’ll be your undertaker!
Even with your Wraith Form, you can’t hide from me,
Cause I’M THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY!

Reaper VS Lord Hater - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Welcome to Episode Three of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

Today, the dancing demon himself, Bendy, will face off against Nintendo's #2, Luigi!
______________________________________________________
CREDITS

► Bendy, voiced by
JMB 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiAwj3X-2xmeq1LhJ6K4W4Q

► Luigi, voiced by 
Mathew Swift
___________________________________________________
Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, R, Red

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/7dcyb7e

Bendy VS Luigi - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

In this episode of WCRB, Rick Sanchez, from Rick and Morty, takes on Futurama's resident genius, Hubert Farnsworth.

___________________________________________________________
CREDITS


► Farnsworth and Zoidberg, voiced by
 Mathew Swift

► Rick Sanchez, and Giant-Head voiced by
Mathew Swift
____________________________________________________________________________________________
Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, Dean Falcon

► Beat produced by
Valentine & MrK Productions

► Edited by


► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12949991
_______________________________________________________
Lyrics:

Farnsworth:
Good news, everyone, from the thirtieth century,
I’ve gone back in time to rewrite Sanchez’s history!
I run the Planet Express, where we deliver dope rhymes,
Your raps are more disastrous than your Potion #9.
Even Zoidberg is not as bad as your grandson, Morty, (Hooray!)
You’re just a Tiny Rick, while I’m 140!
You lost your years of improv, what’s going on in your mind?
You’re just like Doc Brown, but all his charm, left behind!

Rick:
You wanna talk shit, then you came to the right guy!
Bend this whack-job in half, and then I’ll leave you deep-Fry-ed
How can you even speak with your ugly old-man flaps?
At least we’re original, you’re a Simpsons cash-grab!
Drop the beat, Morty, cause it’s time to get Schwifty!
You got cancelled twice, yet noone gives a shitty!
You thought you can outsmart the galaxy’s smartest mammal?
Here’s a word of advice, Hubert, lick, lick, lick my balls!

Farnsworth:
Well, bend your head over, and raise your posterior,
With my expendable crew, you both will be inferior,
Just pocket up your Mortys, I’m bending all the rules
I mean, your Season 3 premiere aired on April Fools!
You’ve destroyed the government, over Teriyaki sauce?
If that’s your storyline, it’s an automatic loss!
How about you throw the fight, take your portal gun, and run?
But in every Rick-ality, I’m always #1!

Rick:
it's getting weird when you think you can win this,
Your relationship with Mom is a definite miss,
You suck ass like Jerry, but I made him go away!
I’ve made my Big Score, leaving this douche astray!
Rip you apart like Gazorpazorp, better pay your woes!
And that’s the waaaaaaay the news goes!
I’ll beat you with Mr. Meeseeks, and butter-passing bots,
EVen the giant head is saying...

Cromulon:
SHOW ME WHAT YOU’VE GOT!

Farnsworth:
You wanna know what I’ve got? Years of experience!
And with my galactic starship, we’re the Fast and the Furious!
Go back to Blitz and Chitz, where it’s your only safe-haven!
I’ll be leaving this battle, like you left C-137!

Rick:
Morty has less of an annoying voice, we’re Adult Swim’s best
I’ll bend your flow like Bender, and leave your crew impressed!
We could’ve been Two Brothers, but you would have no effect,
Go back to delivery, this geriatric just got Riggity-Wrecked!

Rick Sanchez VS Professor Farnsworth - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Welcome to one rap battle to start off the summer, featuring the God of the Underworld, Hades, heating things up against the Fire Kingdom's own Flame Princess, in this episode of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!
______________________________________________________________
Credits

► Hades, voiced by
Brodecai
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC560f1VJg5xNABrlma8y2ZA

► Flame Princess, voiced by 
SkyeBear
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCrSzTJsHalnvocaPktmrvg

► Announcer, played by
Dustin/Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
_________________________________________________________
Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Henry Jones, R, Dani Frias

► Beat produced by
Marsad Man

► Edited by
N/A

► Audio Mixed by
Boris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv7Auh1wdmxYFbTU5grlSYw

► Album Cover by
Aaron Peters
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC5plV_Sdtl8e4hTdW7lJvdg
______________________________________________________________
Lyrics:

Flame Princess:
The people will be saying (Ooo) when they see me burning it 
So now I'll use my magma flow to scorch this churning twit,
Gee, where’s DeVito, he could really come in handy,
A running gag from Family Guy? Ooh, a piece of candy!
I will go the distance, like my father never compromised,
Oh, don’t forget, your minions are wearing our merchandise,
Back when the world was new, there’s the end of your dominion,
 Even without a Keyblade, I’ll strike the Heart of your Kingdom!

Hades:
Listen, sweetie, I’m at the top of my game,
Ruler of the Underworld, and you’re calling me lame?
I may have an attitude, But I ain’t no Cinnamon Bun,
Face it, Lynn Loud, there’s nowhere left to run!
While you bring your ex, I’m bringing Pain and Panic, 
You may be burning brighter, but in Pompeii, I’M VOLCANIC!
You’ll be better off, teasing Finn with his fetish!
I’d rather face his dog and his candy-coated chemist!

Flame Princess:
You’re facing Hercules, so does it matter, James? 
Once you’re more blue than your hair, or so, this faker claims.
While I’m on fire on this mic, you cower in the shadows,
It’s your Fate, Hades, but you’re asking “What are those?”
From the undead god, you spit fire smaller than Flambo,
I’ll watch your downfall as I go from Zero to Hero,
Just leave Finn out of this, this isn’t his fight!
This is my Red Throne, so get out of my sight!

Hades:
Ooh, I’m scared, another Meg in disguise!
This Slut’s Starlight Dreams will surely wreck this ride,
Bitch, you left your kingdom to be Finn’s “Blowtorch?”
While I rule over mine, burning foes while my flows scorch
You’re like the Human Torch, except not as Fantastic!
 Better watch your temper, sis, you’re going all bombastic!
Go Ahead and Cry, but I don’t want you to miss this,
I’ll release my titans, sending you back to Olympus!

Flame Princess VS Hades - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Angry Birds vs. Best Fiends: 

Written By: Freshy Kanal, DNA_Fox, Boris, R, JChay, Legion

Chiseled By: Mat4yo

Mixed by: Boris

Voices:
Angry Birds:
   Red: Freshy Kanal
   Chuck: Boris
   Bomb: DNA_Fox

Best Fiends:
   Brittle: Anthony Perry
   Tantrum: Greg (Skitzy)
   Temper: Skeep Tieel

Beat by: Eleven Thoughts

Lyrics:

Best Fiends: 
Fiends, let’s win this! We gotta push our limits.
But what disses are left after all those movie critics.
This’ll be bleaker than Boba beating your Eggs on Easter.
What’s fiended rap run ‘gainst a clan of pork pulling squeakers.
Flip the bird when we turnover these past-their-prime mutants
And we’ve got the flow so sick, like our rhymes are swine-fluent
We’re the heavy-hitter critters that a cash cow is no match for
Leave these birds so flappy, they’ll be removed from the app store.

Angry Birds: 
Let me be straight up. Thanks to us, you were conceived!
But if you are a rap addict, change your name to worst fiend!
Caw Caw! We are made to be aggressive with this Temper-ament.
Can’t take you Seriously, something promoted by Degeneres.
We throw a verbal tantrum, your wings are getting clipped,
Switch apps, google food-chains for the ornithologist.
We get mad, so bite that, you lack facts, despite that,
You can’t rap, revise that, you’re lab rats for Ipads.
And we know the word “fast” is important to be leader.
But when it comes to rapping, those slugs must be your teachers.

Best Fiends: 
You wanna see the fiends go angry? ok…
All these spin-offs and your quality’s gone straight down the shitter.
Plus I’ve heard angrier birds boasting bigger bitter Twitters.
You can’t offend us, your fighting structure is chaotic. 
But if you want to beat pigs, I’d ask for antibiotic.

Angry Birds: 
We own the touchscreen, your technique isn’t handy.
You bite off those combos, seems you got a crush on candy.
So take cover in the data where you belong
Cuz we mean it literally when we’re dropping the bombs!

(Bomb explodes)

Angry Birds vs. Best Fiends - Rap Battle!

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

______________________________________________________________
CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

______________________________________________________________________
Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

Happy Halloween, my fellow Wickedites. Prepare to be frightened as the Ghost with the Most faces off against the dream demon of Gravity Falls, in this special addition of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.

► Bill Cipher, voiced by
 Mathew Swift

► Beetlejuice, voiced by 
Mancha (UBERocity)
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFictionBattles

► Scary Terry, voiced by
Brodecai
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC560f1VJg5xNABrlma8y2ZA

Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Tv Rap Battles 

► Beat produced by
Tristan

►Album art, by
Aaron Peters

► Edited by
Mathew Swift

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14119215

Lyrics:

Beetlejuice:
Yo, what’s up, Cipher? I’m the Ghost with the Most!
And is it this cheesy Dorito that I really have to roast?
Call my name three times, and I’ll diss him three times.
This overdressed lunatic is wasting my time.
Bill’s Keaton for a beatin’, and I won’t need no sandworm,
We’re gonna have lots of laughs, so no need to squirm!
Your raps are as heinous as a hangman’s noose,
Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.

Bill Cipher:
With one snap of my fingers, this zombie will be burnin’
Compared to Tim’s works, you’re nothing but a Burton.
Possession’s my profession, you're Jared Leto’s Joker,
How can you rap with the voice of a chain smoker?
You'll move into obscurity, just like your 90s series,
This rotted toothed Jim Carrey really can't be serious.
I've seen better character when you're a stop-motion snake,
You'd better call Lydia, cause your streaks about to break! 

Beetlejuice:
It’s show time, Billy, you better start dreamin’
Black, white and a fist will be the last thing you'll be seein’
I've come for your daughter, hold on, make that your lyricist,
You're not the only psychopath, I'm a true masochist.
You're up against this pumpkin king, with tricks up his sleeve,
Illuminati talking trash? That I would believe.
I've been a holiday icon, you're just a one-trick pony,
I'm tellin’ ya, I'm finished with this Mr. Peanut phoney.

Bill Cipher:
You expect me to lose to this Summerween Trickster?
A shake of my hand will help you not become a hipster,
I can summon a sandworm, and watch you get devoured,
Or I could shrink his head, and be done with this coward.
You know I made a deal with you, even when you're dead,
Let's get weird, and I'll be feared by this Walking Dread.
At least I've taken risks and mesmerized Disney,
Beetlejuice (x3), will regret that he ever battled me!

Scary Terry:
Listen here, bitches, have you forgotten me?
I’m the true dream demon, and you two are just parodies!
You both can run, but you both can't hide,
Let's make things easier, bitch, just close your one eye.
I'm a Nightmare in Oregon, a mystery, you know me!
Hand me the mic, bitch, I've invented Scary-oke,
Me against a kindergarten toy is obscene,
Looks like I'm the dominant demon, this Halloween!

And you, Beetlebitch, your victories are varied,
Isn't that a pre-teen, that you almost married?
Your pop-cultured nonsense can only get you so far, bitch!
Come out, come out, wherever you are, bitch!
I'm not sure why you exist, it's beyond comprehension.
This “ghost with the most” should go back to his own Dimension.
Now listen good, bitches, this is my domain, son.
But in this verbal beatdown, I'd rather face Jason!

Beetlejuice VS Bill Cipher - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Halloween 2017 Special

Mathematical! A new WCRB battle is out today. The adventurous duo, Finn and Jake, take on a new challenge as they face Sans and Papyrus.

P.S: This is, imo, my best written battle.
__________________________________________________
CREDITS

► Sans, voiced by 
Mancha (UBERocity)
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFictionBattles

► Papyrus and Finn the Human, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Jake the Dog, voiced by 
Metalfire
https://soundcloud.com/metalfire-2

► Announcer, played by
Freshy Kanal/Dustin
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
__________________________________________________

Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Beatg33kz and Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14341116
_________________________________________________
Lyrics:

Papyrus:
Halt, intruders! I, the Great Papyrus, will defeat you!
And my heroic deeds will be heard across the Land of Ooo,
I cook rhymes like spaghetti, these intruders aren’t ready
For my puzzling maze of traps that’ll leave you for dead, see?
It must be lonely, where Diet Doggo’s your only friend.
I’d say you're Finn-ished, but your name literally means The End!
My quirky personality is another thing you lack,
And I’ll hunt down this rat pack, on this track, with my special attack!

Finn the Human:
Shut your glob, Snapdragon, no-one wants to take your place!
This bonehead cried for help, but too bad, nobody came!
You live in the Underground, while me and Jake are Earthbound,
With my Demon Sword in hand, I will genocide you to the ground!
This Banana-Guard wannabe is looking for a new position,
You only have burned pasta to face the opposition?
At least I can take a hit, unlike this Kreeper from the Crypt,
I shall grant thee clemency, if you do the splits!

Sans:
Do the splits? Kid, the only thing splitting is your blade, son.
It’s the end of your Adventure, Time to get dunked on!
All the Little People think your show is been there, done that,
There’s not much to your Chara-cter, yet you face me on this track?
Not sure if I should trust a dog, with his Lady Rainicorn,
I know you’re not a brony, but don’t you wanna “clop” that horn?
In an alternate timeline, I’d rather face the Ice King,
Though I would rather roast you, but Phoebe did it for me.

Jake the Dog:
Such big mouths from a pair of Spooky Scary Skeletons,
When it comes to fighting monsters, me and Finn already Mett-a-Ton!
Sans, your time is over, your popularity died!
This rap battle is Card Wars, you’re the dweeb, I’m the Cool Guy!
And Papyrus, sorry, man, but you ain’t at Tier 2!
Looks like these Grimm-ly Brothers bit off more than I can chew!
Can this egotistical bonebag make disses that are mathematical?
You remind me of Lemongrab, cause your fandom’s unacceptable!

Finn and Jake VS Sans and Papyrus - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two Premiere

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

Avav as Dark Samus
Boris as Shadow the Hedgehog

Beat produced by Anywaywell

Written by Neo/Jack

Dark Samus:
Scanning lifeform. A hedgehog, but not one seen before
There's far too many edges. Hold on. There's more. 
Amnesia. Swearing. Guns and bad attitude.
You're an artifact from the 2000’s trying to be crude
You corrupted your franchise, from what I can see.
Got so many characters, I can't tell which ones are OCs
You rose to fame, a hero to every teenage boy.
But chaos control or not, you'll get verbally destroyed.
Built to cure disease, but can't fix your sick in the head fans
Blast a plasma ring in you. Leave nothing left to scan.
The biggest disaster you've been apart of since 06
You can call me Maria, ‘cause my lines are sick.

Shadow the Hedgehog:
Hmph. Alright Venom. Wanna talk ‘bout being past your Prime?
You haven't had a real game since the Wii, get with the times
The age of isolation and bland expiration’s passed
You wanna be popular now? Ya gotta go fast!
It’s no use! I'll wipe you out with a Sonic Boom,
Even Metal Sonic has more personality than you.
I'm on more screens than Kraid! Phazon fakers don’t phase me
You got rehashed in Fusion. Talk about lazy.
The Federation Force is more enjoyable than you.
A toxic copy, without the appeal of the zero-suit
You tried to spark hope, force yourself back into people's minds
But now the Echoes are “Where's that DAMN fourth Metroid Prime?”

Shadow the Hedgehog vs Dark Samus - Rap Battle Side B

Avengers Infinity War Rap Battle  NerdOut Ft DaddyPhatSnaps Dan Bull JT Music  More

Sorry about Sayori vs Seiko, it was deleted by Monika, so I'll have to remake it all over again.

Avav as Yuri
Jxnny as Kotonoha Katsura

Yuri:
My poetry’s effulgent; freehand damagrafik magic
Ghost Under The Light’s possessive of your demographic’s addicts
Bookmarks, not bruises, I’m reserved, quiet, reclusive!
Though, I can’t hold back now… I’m bout to be abusive!
But aren’t you used to it? Little miss submissive cuck slut?
Take your problems by the head and take the top off! T h a t ’ s  f u c k e d  u p !
As for my verse, its Wheel turns, like those seven holy stakes
But you’re too hung up on yourself: Cross Days!
Kotonoha:
Now miss, I don’t mean to bust your back like how your bod is
But I’m the goddess you should worship, and that’s being modest
Lusting over Bavarois boytoys, giving your own peers hate
And like your namesake, you couldn’t even play it straight
Planting a Garden of Words of which I’ll nurture to beat ya
A joke lost in translation. Kotonoha no Niwa
I’m not half the monster you are, but you’ve really pushed my buttons
So unlike Sayori, keep them shut and just stick to the cuttin’!
Yuri:
(note she makes weird noises throughout this verse, breathing, moaning, sharp inhaling)
Going eye to Eye? This girl I’ll Mark-ov. I’ll show her.
Cut her? B U T  I  B A R E L Y  K O T O N O H A
...sorry, did I yell? THEN I’VE GOTTA MAKE A LOUDER SOUND
HER THIRD EYE STARES DAGGERS A S  M Y  H E A R T  P O U N D S
*stabs herself*
Kotonoha:
The dirty work was your deed; win’s like Makoto: in the bag
But you have the cutting edge..! -In being an obsessive hag
I’ve got it on tape; no self-insert penned in your vestibule
At least my School Days didn’t end before the festival.
Written by el Skepe and Legion with additional help from Zim (a bit)

Yuri vs Kotonoha Katsura - Rap Battle #?

The Battle of the Vampires, but are they alone?

Written by: MetalFire and Dusk

Mixed by: SkeepTieel

Lyrics and casting: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gBRnelfTRjgvFMN4XRmurP4lYhqCYSJ7DBCOSvJItjA/edit

Dio Brando vs Shinobu Oshino - ANIME RAP BATTLES #5

Adam as Tarzan
Stofferex as Spider-Man

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Stofferex, Jughead Jay and Adam

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Hollywood Legend

Extra credit to Stofferex for texting me 4 - 5 pages of references

Lyrics:

Tarzan: 
Me next foe close? One attack from the front
Come out web Spider, Tarzan is Kraven a Hunt!

Great responsibilities, much to debate 
But first, me protect Jane from another red-butted ape!

*Tarzan yell*

Swinging down to your level is a radioactive stunt
To defeat the next cheetah, jumping between red and blonde

‘Fore damage happens, better crawl back to your friendly neighborhood
The next headline you’ll get is: I don’t feel so good

Bringing heat to the jungle, I lead in fights and on the beat
But I can’t fix an ego that’s burning down his own family tree

A bi-polar kid’s a double kill if your symbiote drops in
Pool into the canceled Spideys when the movies start flopping



Spider-Man: 
I’m the champ over this chimp chump, with such feral ape-parel
Always spitting Looney gibberish, a Tarz-manian Devil!

Another beast without a beauty, this disgrace to homosapiens
has only shown Africa how to shipwreck relationships

You try to move on, climbing up, explore the jungle’s sugars
But you can’t piss out filthy mental torture memories in bushes

Went from racist to tasteless but I’ll stick to the facts.
Shall I call in Venom? I know you prefer to beat the blacks



Tarzan: 
You seem frivolous, villainous, I think I’m wasting my time
So pull your wisecracking and drop the mic harder than your love life

What are you doing on the rooftop? You’re past the high placements
Take the subway, if you’re chasing the Amazing’s ratings.

While I’m facing Clayton, you’re debating your own challenge
I’d say quit attacking, you already hide behind Morales



Spider-Man: 
There’s a thousand jungle tales, and when their tracks became reusable
Mowgli’s balls dropped; they called it Tarzan the Musical!

Woow! I’m a reflexive hunter! So best protect your mother!
However at the end you will get chained and shipped to others!

You must have been disturbed, out of your inner world, 
You’re Burroughs words? Just run away before the dinner’s served

Keep mood-swinging while your family’s falling apart
One shot and my stringshot will be in your heart

So no matter what universe, the spider has the last words
To a dude who puts belief in evolution working backwards.

Karaoke:
http://picosong.com/wcKFy/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wciLa/

Tarzan vs. Spider-Man - Rap Battle!

Frisk vs Chihiro 

Video Release: November 5th 2018

Lyrics:

Frisk: 
In the Underground and there's another human in the fray?
She should've dropped the pill to leave this spirit kid away

If you wanna get the job done, 
you can’t make this bout fair
But if you think you’re fire, 
then I’m sending you straight downstairs

You say everything's fine? 
You must be out of your mind
Make spirits split in twine when I spear it like Undyne 

I would burn down more lines to put dirt in your shrines
But I’m not spitting these rhymes to give pearls before swine

Lin: 
Sen here's a cheap task, 
go sweep this weak trash!

Chihiro: 
Yes ma’am, I’m pretty sure that I can even clean that.

Given all your meek raps, 
I see why you speak jack 
I’d have better bones to pick by debating 
“uh uh uh uh” feat. Sans 

All generations laud my animation, 
check my rank, G!
While your fandom’s stacked with tantrums and some rancid dank memes 

You’ve hid in Waterfalls, 
now taste the spirit’s ocean flow waves 
All your emotions shown blank, 
I’ll toe-to-toe a No-Face 

From Ghibli, to diss me is quite risky, Frisky.
I’m renowned, you’re Underground. 
You’re already under six feet

So go run you pacifist, cause when I’m through you can’t save! 
I thought I've seen some ugly creatures but then this nobody came


Frisk: 
For someone known as Chi-hero, it seems that you LV to Fight
But rather save those kinds of lyrics for the baby’s lullaby

You're appearing as a lost soul 
stuck walking on these hot coals
Seems the stalker lost his frog, 
I see now you got the caught throat

Sans:
Uhhh..
Hey kid, how bout you leave this to a real Gaster Rapper
Your verse “dragged-on” more than that boy you’re chasing after

Turn Chihiro into zero, 
I guess that's a better place to be
Than scrubbing for some bird-brained witch in child slavery

I guess I'll be the most unfortunate in this rap rumble,
All those bars that I just stumbled’s a bundle of jr. jumble

You couldn’t best my bro’s puzzles, so best stay in the car, pal
I’ll give you a hand for that, but I have the win in the carpal

Chihiro:
So now Frisk is so pissed, they decide to drag a font on?

Yubaba:
Move aside!
 
Chihiro:
(gets pushed) ughh

Yubaba:
It’s Granny’s turn to show you who's the dunked one!

This skeleton does not even have any spine to fracture!
Raps as wacky and comical as the font he’s named after!

A mummy’s going Under, if it’s squabbling with gods
You can’t be roasting a boss if you get fired from all jobs!

With time travel and experiments, 
you think that you’re profound
But try to level up to me, 
I’ll show you who’s earth bound

Maybe save your snooze for later, if you really try to catch up
You’ll procrastinate responses and swallow this loss with ketchup

Frisk: 
Looks like it has to be me to end this challenge with your death!
But it seems you beat me to it by battling your own breath

Chihiro:
Sins are your tenure, 
your morale’s a mess, I venture
Left forgotten in the dust, 
but it’s my name you will remember

---------

Skeep Tieel as Frisk
CookieSaurus as Chihiro
Mancha as Sans
Freshy Kanal as Yubaba 
mysterioustrumpet as Lin (Cameo)

Cover Art by:
Brodecai & Jughead Jay

Writers: 
Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64, Jason, Julian M. and Jughead Jay 

Assistant Writers: 
Zim 11037, Brodecai, Light and Hippie Rat

Mixed and Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Kustom

Karaoke: http://picosong.com/w5LTj/
Flowtest: http://picosong.com/w5uHn/

Frisk vs. Chihiro - Rap Battle!

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Julian M., Vriska, Jay and Zim 11037

Additional help by:
MetalfireVA, Dani Frias and GengoMain

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Beat by Hollywood Legend

Cover Art by Brodecai

Freshy Kanal as Tetsuo
Avav as Carrie


Tetsuo:
I know, teenage years can be rough
But it seems you aren’t bullied enough

Stepped up to me to watch my body grow?
Then you’ll get another shower in bloody flow

Gotta boost self confidence before your power is enabled
Those physique beliefs won’t work out with your periodic table!

I could end this lesson, 
a quick snap for preachers
But I know you’re already used to get bitch-slapped by teachers

Whatcha gonna do when your powers can’t force death
Knocking me out with your own mother’s forehead?

Time’s wasted to fight your curses
Never have bothered to find the purpose?
Well, I’m the new god you’ll be praying to 
when all the rhymes you have written are bible verses!

Carrie:
Immature and poisonous, 
but now you can't avoid the cuts
when they are matching me against a kid mentally stuck in Toys R Us

Attempting slaughter but it seems you’ll have a hard time
An arm like that? 
You’re unable to throw punchlines!
And that motorcycle won’t help you confront rhymes
So you’ll be the one who kicks the bucket before sunrise

I drop bars sadistic, when cars are lifted
Better partly wicked than narcissistic

I got humiliated and the videos got spread
But at least I don’t get bullied by voices in my head

I get it! 
To fight you need concentration.
But you’re always ending up sounding severely constipated

You scream and repeat it, 
got to hardly release it
No way this boy could ever handle telekinesis

Wanna crumble your city?
Man, it must’ve sucked hard
To pop pills and then be winning nothing but a junkyard

Putting lifes on the line and picking your bouts  
For denuding your girl? Keep clowning around!

Tetsuo:
Wait, before you wreck the ball, attack and scrap values
Mind repeating that verse for the class and watch them all laugh at you?

I’m the better kind of telekinetic and you can’t beat it
Even if you wanna be believing people that can’t see it

There is no debating everyone considers you annoying
I would choke you with your veins 
but I’m betting you would enjoy it 

You could never battle deities when carrying a beat  
Cuz you’re packing dirty pillows while I’m putting you to sleep

Got the opposite sex in contact? 
Be honest!
Your mother makes you dodge balls, 
by keeping you in the closet!

Carrie:
It takes courage and love to know Tetsuo’s weakness 
Mutation couldn’t plug up, 
you could pull off Sue’s fetus

What is Akira when I tear you to pieces?
Playing god behind bars, but those lines need Jesus! 

If White sheds the guise, 
it'll be a bloody night!
Leave stages in shambles! 
King's Queen on the mic!

You crashed your chances like your bike
This loss? 
Just another time your mind's been left traumatized

Karaoke: http://picosong.com/w44nX/

Carrie White vs. Tetsuo Shima - Rap Battle!

Danganronpa VS Homestuck

Rosalynn Leigh as Monokuma
SkeepTieel as Caliborn

Monokuma:
Welcome to Monokuma Theater! Now let’s begin Act One!
Hopefully this bout won’t end in you asking me for some smut
I’m the mascot of Despair! You’re a misogynist blowhard
The only place this snake belongs is on a Valentines Card!
This freaky geek’s Deviant Art is something I’d love to avoid!
It all comes a little bit too close to X-rated X-ploits
I can tell you’re green with envy just wishing you could spit iller
But the Ultimate Unlucky Student is hardly even a Zodiac Killer!

Caliborn:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? A TEDDY BEAR THINKS HE’S FEROCIOUS?
THE MOST YOU’D LEAVE ME WITH’S A SORE THROAT; MONOKUNUCLEOSIS!
YOU’RE MONOTONE, MONOCHROME, MORE BLACK AND WHITE THAN JACK NOIR
BUT TO BE THE ULTIMATE RAPPER, YOU AREN’T CALI-BORN!
I’LL PLAY YOU LIKE A CALLIOPE, YOU’VE MADE ME FAR BEYOND PISSED
THIS TIME LORD’S TIME BORED WHEN LISTENING TO A RETARD DISS
WHEN I CLUB YOU LIKE A TROLL YOU’LL FIND OUT I’M YOUR FATED NEMESIS
THIS DIRTY PLUSHY PROVES TO ME DESPAIR’S JUST ONE OF HIS FETISHES

Monokuma:
That’s all you could muster!? Looks like you’ve got no motivation
But that doesn’t mean that I won’t execute this misanthrope
Your “masterpiece” of a verse was even worse than your claymation
How can you beat Despair when you can’t even best Hope?

Caliborn:
YOUR UNBEARABLE VERSES CAN’T SCHOOL ME, THEY’RE UNPASSABLE
YOU’D NEVER BEAT THIS LORD OF ENGLISH AS YOUR DUBS ARE SIMPLY LAUGHABLE
WHEN I SEE MOLES, I WACOM! THIS IS THE CONCLUSION OF YOUR HISTORY
NOT EVEN A 413 IS AS HIDDEN AS YOUR VICTORY
YOU CAN’T STAND AGAINST MY UNDYINGUM-BARRAGE
WITH A FLOW BROKEN AS WHEN YOU WERE SABOTAGED
WHEN MY GUN’S LOCKED AND LOADED YOU’LL MEET YOUR DEFEAT
AS I’M INDESTRUCTIBLE WHEN I GO JUJU ON THAT BEAT
TOSS YOU INTO THE TRASH, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT JUNK-O
CALLING MY VERSES SHIT? ALL THIS HOMO DOES IS SUCK THOUGH
I’VE A LEG UP IN BATTLE, AS MY WORDS ARE PURE GOLD
YOUR LOSS IS ETERNAL; AND THESE QUIPS WERE SERVED COLD

Monokuma:
That jig was hardly lively, your whole verse was a puzzle
Can't stop or top this bear when truth is flowing from my muzzle
But I think I might fall asleep from your comic’s monotony
Just hurry up and make like Sakura so I can punish Monomi!
I’m a Monobeast on this track while you go softer than Felt
As your candy corn disses could never pierce my pelt!
You won’t be rapping much longer, as your fate has been uncovered
Ding dong, everyone! A new body has been discovered!

Written by Vivian, AaronGPeters, and Rosalynn Leigh
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Kustom
Cover Art by AaronGPeters

Monokuma VS Caliborn | RAP BATTLE!

I'm a week late but I wanted to celebrate the release of Super Smash Bros Ultimate with a rap battle between King K Rool, a newcomer to the series and Bowser, a veteran of the series. Who will win this battle of the reptile bosses? That's up to you to decide.

Who Won?
https://www.strawpoll.me/17045842

Join my Discord server if you want
discord.gg/btVRFx9

Alex the Beast as Bowser
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ

FyxFyn as King K Rool

Written by Psytube
Cover Art by Psytube

Mixed by Dani Frias
https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw

Beat by Allrounda Beats
https://soundcloud.com/allrounda/instrumental-crown-anthem-type-rap-beat-by-allrounda?in=allrounda/sets/dirty-south-beats

Bowser:
Of all the roster to fight, of all the villains causing fright
I’m against an obese crocodile, with more games than he has might
What a sight! It’ll take more than a tiny crown to lead me
You weren’t hyped! You just got more fans wailing for Waluigi
You may think that you’re important, but let’s put us to Scale
I’m the face of gaming villains, this Kaptain’s ship has long sailed
I can breathe fire, so you’d best give up before the mic combusts
Cause the only thing you’ve ever bitten with that jaw was the dust

King K Rool:
Don’t think you’re so high and mighty, cause King Kremling is here
I’m the Kroolest Kroc around, I’ll leave you trembling in fear
It’s a Blunder if you think you’ll Buss-t the big bad boss
It doesn’t take an axe dropped to know that Bowser has lost

Bowser:
You’ll meet the fate of Wrinkly if you try this Karter on the Track
Throw your crown as an attack, this time it won’t come flying back
You can keep rapping through the Kredits, and i’ll still leave you silenced
Cause while you steal Banana Hoards, I attack castles and islands

King K Rool:
No need to be a Baby Bowser, you’re Clownier than your Car
Your win’s in as much reach as Peach, I’m more Power-ful than a Star
This’ll go like your boss fights, into the abyss you’ll plummet
Your rhymes are Dry, while my rhymes are as golden as my stomach
I’ll Troop your Koopas and goombas, with my army of crocs
Cause you’re nothing without your minions, you just sit around like a rock
You can’t spit flame, your only claim to fame’s recycling games
I’m more fly than Roolenstein, I’ll make you more than fear my name

Bowser:
Wanna Check that Gut? How dare you disrespect King Koopa?
I’ll Klaptrap you in my castle, show you why my games are called Super

King K Rool:
I kidnap ape families, I’ll stomp and Krusha turtle flat
But I don’t need my boxer costume to Punch-Out this Pussy Cat

Bowser:
You kidnapped apes once, but through the last 20 years you should learn
That you’ve been Super Sluggish to making a Donkey Kong Return

King K Rool:
You’re a bland forgotten villain, I’m hyped up, you’re not special
When the results are in, all your boss fights will join the Lost Levels

King K Rool vs Bowser - Psytube Rap Battles #1 (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

PART 2 IS IN DEVELOPMENT! 
FOR MORE INFO + TO BE NOTIFIED, SUB TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND RING THE BELL FOR REMINDERS!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3J_SAU7r4B6rfHCctytUxw

All info + video: 
https://youtu.be/W-JO3hv0vXQ

bleh

Chickennipples4