AYo
My buddy Hugo, he goes 
You wanna flip dough?
You can do it quick if you 
Get that crypto
Quick throw a couple dollars into the pot
And you can see a little turn into a lot

And be a 
Crypto king
a 
Crypto king

I’m sellin' all my assets
makin fast bets, buddy
It's no thing


So Im like
Yeah, I'll be a king of that Crypto
Put my money in, I'm like
Where'd that shit go?
Portfolio is shortening like Crisco
My Digital wallet has got a
hole in it yo

I bought the dip low
to let it multiply
and they saying
Hold tight cuz it's gonna fly
to the moon!
So I croon, lookin to the sky
I'm a Wolf of Wall Street
Taking megabytes



And the king so every time in the
Crypto kingdom
With the heavy eyes
I get not sleep
in the middle of the night
my phone goes beep
is it telling me that I'm...

Crypto king?
Yeah tell me I’m a
Crypto king

Yo, but Is it really legit
If I ain't doing shit for the money I get?


It's like I get paid to do nothin'
Wake up at lunch and
steady get to munchin'
Get some puffs in
Never wanna punch in to a day job
I'm just number crunchin

a 
Crypto King
a
Crypto King

Eatin' Top Ramen is
really quite common
when ya bet like me


Take my money to infinity and beyond
That Buzz Lightyear shit... 
That's what I be on
Diamond hands with the plans keepin me strong
Holler if you're holding say Fuck You Elon

FUCK YOU ELON 
Whenever you tweet
The Doge dips lower than a Tesla seat
I got a whole buncha idiots next to me
and we ain’t gotta clue about investing things

But I can see the value of a dollar drop
I spent my whole paycheck at a coffee shop
And I get fees every time I keep my dollars stocked
all up in the bank so Im really gonna stop and be

a
Crypto King
a
Crypto King

Yo
But you better think twice
This just song not financial advice 

I'll be a king of that crypto
And I ain't doin' shit for the money I get though
Yeah
I'll be a king of that crypto
And I ain't doin' shit for the money I get though
Yeah
I'll be a king of that crypto
And I ain't doin' shit for the money I get though
Yeah, I'll be a king of that crypto
And I ain't doin' shit for the money I get.

Ian Cognito - Crypto King

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Ian Cognito - Crypto King

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