Ian has bitterly spent his entire life waiting for destiny’s knock at the door. He moped his way through high school, fucked off university, worked bullshit jobs under the pretence that fame was 'just around the corner’ and leeches off those around him(excusing it as ‘following his dreams’). He spends just a few hours a week(maximum) on the worlds 'next big thing’, with little to no concept of a dedicated work ethic. Never have I known such a lazy artist. Then time to time I will hear his latest work, and frustratingly, for a brief moment I understand his self-entitlement.

-Ian’s sister

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