Track donated by: @pinewithsun
Art donated by: @max-emerald
Character [02] - The Number Ones

It's the Muppet Show featuring our special guest, Robbie Ro- wait a minute, that isn't Kermit! Constantine the Frog and Robbie Rotten, espionage extraordinaires, have taken to The G.A.L.L.E.R.Y. for their shot to go down in history! With their fine range of puppetry, cartoony villains, and their pride keeping them going forward, they're here to prove that they truly are number one! (Just, uh...someone make sure Constantine doesn't steal anything, alright?)

①Music related to frogs, dolls, and puppets, as well as any Jim Henson media.
(The Muppets, Amphibia, Ruler of Everything, Master of Puppets)
(The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Cottleston Pie, Bein' Green, Clair de Lune)
①Music related to egotism and the number one. (No first levels, songs, or episodes.)
(Everybody Loves Me, Friend Like Me, The Starting Line, One Week)
①Music related to disguises, clones/doppelgangers, and deception.
(Behind the Mask, Clone High Theme, Doopliss's Theme, Wario: Master of Disguise)
①Music related to cartoony villains and non-violent crime.
(You Will Obey, Robotnik's Theme, Wonderfully Evil Me, Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?)

Sources:
Muppet Show Theme - Muppet*Vision 3D [Puppets]
We Are Number One - Lazytown []
Master of Disguise (Cover) - CG5 [Puppets (Lazytown)/Disguises]
I'm Number One - Muppets Most Wanted []

[VICTORY!] The Number Ones

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Noted By: Scrimblo Bimblo 

Wahoo! It's me, your favorite platformer mole friend, Scrimblo Bimblo!

The current subject was an asshole. A genuine asshole. Fucking assaholic bitch. He didn't do much to retaliate really, just as we escorted him in he gave us a matter of several flattering insults (all delivered in rap, of course). He did struggle a bit when it came to the door, trying to push us away, after a small struggle we managed to kick him in though. 

Altough it latched onto his leg almost instantly, it took a long while for it to work it's way up. Like a snake the noise crawled it's way up his body, his insults growing in desperacy as it grew higher and higher. He tried to break free, but it's grip was rock solid. It was hard, watching him break as the static engulfed him, but that's what this job entails I suppose. The last thing we saw was his screaming face underneath his helmet, him unsuccessfully trying to claw it off the glass. 

Once the static subsided back, the clone was.. strange... It spoke in entirely quotes from the song, although little bits of the original astronaut's personality remained, he was like a spliced up melting pot of his former self. Unable to talk coherently, and extremely horrible social capabilities. We'll keep logs on him for sure. End Log.

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Sources:
- Songs by Masked Wolf
- Songs related to Astronauts, or Space Exploration
- Songs related to The Ocean, or Bodies Of Water
- 2020s Rap Songs, as well as 2021 Popular Tiktok Trend Songs

Original:
- Let's Go - Stuck In The Sound (Astronauts/Space Exploration)
- Astronaut In The Ocean - Masked Wolf (All Sources)
- Into The Ocean - Blue October (Ocean)
- Driver's License - Olivia Rodrigo (2021 TikTok Trends)
- Water Walkin' - Masked Wolf (Masked Wolf/Bodies of Water)
- Astronaut - Simple Plan (Astronauts/Space Exploration)
- Lemonade - Internet Money (2021 TikTok Trends/2020s Rap)

Call That Mental Freeze [experiment: astronaut in the ocean]

Track by @valoregal
Art by @e-twoup
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Mortis Ghost - Pepper Steak
Abbott & Costello - Who's On First
Bo Burnham - WORDS, WORDS, WORDS
Joe Hawley - Your Mother Is A Basketball
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now 
UNDERTALE - Ghost Fight
Tupac - Hit Em Up

INTRODUCTION - SPORTS

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TRACK: ender#3711
ART: @/happysackboyart on twitter!
CHARACTER(s): Mach Speed Door Dasher, Lily's Garden
DISCORD: discord.com/invite/9QeKGYb

Lily: I can't do this RN. It's 5-o-clock somewhere.
Mach Rider: H-Hey! Where do you think you're going?

Pizza Tower - Cold Spaghetti (MSDD - Junk Food)
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood (MSDD - Directions [east])
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Underground Theme (MSDD - Remix of NES game)
Super Mario Bros. - Coin SFX (MSDD - NES)
Paramore - Misery Business (Lily - Relationship Drama)
Oliver Tree -  Hurt (Lily - Plants)
Friday Night Funkin' - Roses (Lily - Plants)
Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Right 'Round (MSDD - Directions)
Lily's Garden - Tracks Of My Tears ad (Lily's Garden)
Jetpack Joyride - Main Theme (Lily - Mobile Games)
Madonna - Hung Up (MSDD - Directions, Lily - Relationship Drama)
SIX The Musical - Get Down (MSDD - Directions, Lily - Theater)
Kanye West - Power (MSDD - Directions)
Gwen Stefani - The Great Escape (Lily - Relationship Drama)
Chumbawumba - Tubthumping (MSDD - Directions)

[ R1M6 - VOTE NOW ] The Cheat Code

Track donated by: @pinewithsun
Art donated by: @pinewithsun
CLASH! [15] | [03] - Pearl Houzuki | Baby Hotline Miami
Exhibit: Gift Shop

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Pearl: "I've had my fair share of celebrity gossip but saying that "pearls will cause the fear and manic" is just taking it a little too far, don't ya think?"
Baby Hotline: "𝙵𝚒𝚜𝚑-𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚜."

Clean up on every aisle, our next clash has begun! What started as a simple conversation after crossing paths has turned into a full-on gunfight, ink vs. bullet! It's times like this that make you glad Sonny already clears out the exhibits before a match, huh? But as the year draws to a close and the battle draws to a high, it's time for you to once again decide who moves on to Winners' Round 2. Will Jacket and Baby Hotline make out like bandits, or will Pearl be able to keep them from playing hooky on Losers' Bracket?

❋Music from the Splatoon series and Nintendo Switch originals. (SMASH ULTIMATE ORIGINALS ONLY)
(Inkopolis News, #$@%! Dudes Be #$@%! Sleepin, Lifelight, Making a Toy-Con)
❋Music in the alt-rock, punk rock, and j-pop genres, as well as music by (non-Vocaloid) virtual artists.
(Music by Set It Off, Panic! At The Disco, Lighter190E, Your Favorite Martian)
❋Music related to princesses, crowns, and royalty in general.
(Renegade Princess, I Just Can't Wait to be King, You Should See Me In a Crown, Music by Queen)
❋Music related to squids and other aquatic creatures/sea life.
(Squid Jiggin' Ground, Spongebob Squarepants, Jaws, Rock Lobster)

☏Music by Jack Stauber and other bedroom pop artists.
(Tea Errors, Al Dente, Able)
(Nelward, Cavetown, Car Seat Headrest)
☏Music from popular TikTok trends and animation memes. (500K+ views)
(Savage, Blinding Lights, Bad Guy)
(Baby Hotline, You're Gonna Go Far, Kid, Pop Culture)
☏Music related to telephones or guns.
(Touch Tone Telephone, Call Me Maybe, Hotline Bling)
(Pumped Up Kicks, Gun Smoke, Saturday Night Special)
☏Music in the vapor/synthwave genre, or media that embodies an "80's synth" aesthetic.
(MACINTOSH PLUS, Turbo Killer, Hotline Miami, Katana ZERO)

Sources:
Telephone Number - Junko Okashi [BHM - Telephones]
Video Man - Jack Stauber [BHM - Jack Stauber]
Able - Jack Stauber [BHM - Jack Stauber/Bedroom Pop]
Shop (Shrimp Kicks) - Splatoon [Pearl/Exhibit - Splatoon/Shops]
Ghost - Nelward [BHM - Bedroom Pop/Phones]
Jump Up, Superstar! - Super Mario Odyssey [Pearl - Switch Exclusives]
Wii Shop Channel - Kazumi Totaka [Exhibit - Shops]
Flamingo - Kero Kero Bonito [Both - TikTok Trends/Animation Meme/Aquatic Creatures (Shrimp)]
Party Lobby Theme - ARMS [Pearl - Switch Exclusives]
I Wanna Ruin Our Friendship - Studio Killers [Both - Virtual Artists/TikTok Trends]
Liftoff - Amie Waters [BHM - Synthwave]
Telephone's Theme - Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion [Both - Splatoon/Telephones]
Moestep - Moe Shop [BHM/Exhibit - Animation Memes/Shops]
Mr. Brightside - The Killers [Pearl - Alt. Rock]
Now or Never! - Splatoon 2 [Pearl - Splatoon]
Pearl  "Voice" Clips [Pearl]
Splatoon Gun SFX [Both - Splatoon/Guns]

[R1 - M6] CLASH! Phase 1 ~ SHOPfest

Thank you for voting. Results are below the box.
Results buildup by @max-emerald, original instrumental by @that-guy-612575399.

Reversion Demo - Supermental/Khonjin House [Both - Original YouTube Animation, Absurdist Comedy/ARGs (Supermental ARG)]
The Opening of Every Animated Film - Kevin Timmer Tunes [Half of a Lifetime - Original YouTube Animation]
Science Blaster - SpellingPhailer [Brian David Gilbert - Game Reviewers? He should get this under principal if not.]
Man-Made Object - Lemon Demon [Both? - Comedy Musicians, New Wave? (I think this is the Lemon Demon New Wave song.)]
Team Fortress 2 - Team Fortress 2 [HOAL - Valve]
Under Attack, performed by a murder robot - AAAH!BBA (ft. 2winz²) [BDG - BDG]
Burning Down the House - Talking Heads [HOAL - New Wave/David Byrne]
Classico - Tenacious D [BDG - Comedy Musicians]

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Brian: "...I wish I could say that this victory has given me a clear head, but...there's got to be something more to this...there 𝘩𝘢𝘴 to be..."

62.1% (82) 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝 𝐆𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 | Half of a Lifetime 37.9% (50)

Brian David Gilbert is your victor!
Half of a Lifetime will continue to compete in the losers' bracket...

[R1 - M8] RESULTS!

[79 votes total. your winner is...]

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[stickfigured crackheads]

[stickfigured crackheads: 42 votes // 53.2%]
[fred durst friday: 37 votes //  46.8%]

THE BOY: So when are we getting our own week dipshit? My friend over here has like... I dunno... a million sounds you could use or something.

[lr1m1 - results]

[91 votes total. your winner is...]

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[meme nova]

[thank you to @megalolazing-1 for the victory theme]

[sakura-chan and terezi-chan: 23 votes // 25.3%]
[meme nova: 68 votes // 74.7%]

MEME NOVA: ｉ＇ｍ ｓｏｒｒｙ ｆｏｒ ｗｈａｔ ｍｕｓｔ ｈａｐｐｅｎ ｔｏ ｙｏｕ， ｉ ｐｒｏｍｉｓｅ ｔｏ ｓａｖｅ ｙｏｕ ａｌｌ．

[lr1m2 - results]

READ OWN WAY'S OPENING INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPTION HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R94FkpwAD6r3bhCyJkqGshJAZXTOncH3iiE4Z-22lFs/edit?usp=sharing

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Hailing from her home city of Tokyo, it's OWN WAY! A budding future funk producer with big dreams, she's here to prove herself while doing her best for Second Heaven in the process. She may be new to the world of music, but this funky breath of fresh air may just be the one to take it all. So buckle in: you're now listening to OWN WAY.

Sources
- Songs by (or sampled by) MACROSS 82-99 and collaborators
  (『82.99 F.M』, A Million Miles Away, It's Own Way)
(Yung Bae, Neon Vectors, Kero Kero Bonito)
- Songs in the city pop/future funk and J-Funk genres
  (Plastic Love, Cherry Pepsi, BABYBABYの夢)
- Songs with a notable (modern) chiptune style
  (Prom Night, Lullaby, Giddy)

Track: Sword (@swordsadventure)
Render: Aeiouko (@keep-smyling-2)
Writing: MoonageDream

Songs used:
High Above The Land [James Landino Remix] - Shovel Knight (Modern Chiptune)
An Underlying Problem - Shovel Knight (Modern Chiptune)
Potential For Anything - VVVVVV (Modern Chiptune)
Prom Night - Anamanaguchi Ft. Bianca Raquel (Modern Chiptune)
Network Dance - Fujifire Ft. Next Access (Future Funk)
Neoncity Racing Team - MACROSS 82-99 ()
The Princess & The Clock - Kero Kero Bonito (Collaborators)
Whispy Woods/Game Over - MACROSS 82-99 Ft. Strider-Kun ()
Funky Party People, Everybody Put Your Hands Up! - BRADIO-Flyer (J-Funk)
Break - Kero Kero Bonito (Collaborators)
Fun Tonight - MACROSS 82-99 ()
Penguins of the Apocalypse - fearofdark (Modern Chiptune)
Dress Down - Kaoru Akimoto (City Pop)

High Above The Outcast Ocean

Catpression

J4DED! (Bonus Track)

a project by @valtworegal

https://discord.gg/nvyhWMeJXp

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